CHUDAILBAAZ (EPISODE-4)

Hiii… came back with the ff CHUDAILBAAZ. One question to you all was the previous part boring??? As we got very less response. Ok if you all are feeling bored then you can tell us and we will try to upgrade our dialogues. And now sorry for not replying all of you back as I, BELA and VISHAKHA are busy due to our exams. If this time also we fail to reply then sorry but please do drop all your comments. And one advice please listen to the song “DIL KE ARMAAN AANSUON ME BAH GAYE”

EPISODE- 4

Next day morning Om wakes up due to a very creepy and unmelodious voice.

Om: subha subha Gauri aise matam kyun mana rahi hai? Gauri….
(Why is Gauri wailing this early in the morning? Gauri…)

He then finds Gauri sleeping beside him peacefully.

Om: ye to yahan par hai to wo gana…
(She is here, then who is singing?)

Om get’s up from the bed and follows the direction of the sound and the sound leads him to the direction of his washroom.

Om: mere washroom me kaun hai??
(Hey, who is there??)

The owner of the sound does not pay heed to the question and continues to sing the most unmelodious song ever. Om opens the door and his eyes widen in surprise- making his face look like a phugga hua gubbara. (Big bulging balloon). The singer was none other than our disguised male servant Sutlu! She was busy cleaning the toilets, and singing in a Rotulana (CryingLana) voice. Om walks away to the bedroom and sits down on the bed, closing his ears with his two pinky fingers. Sutlu continues to sing the song…

Sutlu: dil ke aramaan aansuon men bah gaye
dil ke aramaan aansuon men bah gaye
Zindagi ek pyaas ban kar rah gai
Shaayad un ka aakhiri ho yeh sitam
Har sitam, yeh soch kar ham sah gaye
khud kobhi hamane mita daala magar
Faasle jo daramiyaan the rah gaye
dil ke aramaan aansuon men bah gaye
(My heart’s wishes got washed away in tears…)

This way 5 more minutes passes away. An ‘O face’ covers up the handsome face of our Om. He realises that the man singing in the washroom is singing the song in female voice. He rushes back to the washroom but is shocked to find Sutlu gone from there.

The scene shifts to the great garden of the great Oberoi Mansion. To our shock Shakti (another Best Beta of Oberoi Mansion- though not nominated for the Best Beta category) is standing with KK (Kameeni Kamini) and doing khusur phusur (phus-phusi) baatein (secret chatting) with her.

Shakti: tum yahan par kyun aayi ho?

KK: ek laakh rupaye ki keemat tum kya jaano Shakti babu…. KK ka armaan hai ek laakh rupaye…
(the value of one lakh rupees how will you know Shakti babu…. KK wants one lakh rupees)

Shakti: Maine kaha na mai tumhe ek phuti kauri bhi nhi dunga. Waise bhi tum saalon se mujhe loot (double meaning… shaatiron ke liye ishara hi kaafi) rahi ho….
(I will not pay you a penny. You looted me from years….(double meaning…. Intelligent people think and understand))

KK: after all tumhara khoon mere paas hi raheta hai ye mat bhulna… tum ussi ke liye paise diya karte the.
(after all your blood stays with me don’t forget this… you have been paying for him only)

As soon as she completes her sentence her pallu slips off. Ooh la la…Ooh la la…Tu hai meri fantasy.. Song starts playing at the background.

Shakti turns his face.

Shakti: tum ho meri behen jaisi…
(you are like my sister)

KK: what??

Shakti: phoolon ka taaron ka sabka kahena hai…… ek hazaro me meri bahena hai…

KK: paagal ho gaye ho kya? Tum mujhe paise do…
(have you gone crazy? You give me money….)

Shakti walks away from there without giving chance to KK to complete her sentence.

KK: shakti ke bachhe…
(the child of Shakti…)

Nayantara comes from behind.

Nayantara: wo Shivay andar hai. Mai bula du?
(Shivay is inside. Should I call him?)

KK: tu kaun hai?
(who are you?)

Nayantara: Nayantara…. The saasumaa of Shivay…… naam to suna hi hoga
(Nayantara…. Mother-in-law of Shivay…. You might have heard my name)

KK: oye disco light chal phut yahan se
(oh Discolight.. go away from here)

Discolight: mera naam Nayantara hai
(my name is Nayantara)

KK: haan par tune apne aap ko dekha hai aine me discolight hi lagti hai
(yaa… but did you notice yourself in mirror… you look like discolight only)

Discolight: oye tu kahena kya chahti hai?
(ohh what do you mean?)

KK and Discolight started fighting while Pinky the Donkey comes from behind and pats on KK’s shoulder.

KK: kaun budhiya aise baar baar dhakke maar rahi hai
(which grandma is pushing me like this?)

Pinky: tune budhiya kise kaha?… mai hafte me 3 baar parlor jaati hu dekh mera skin kitna glows kar raha hai
(whom you called grandma?…. I go to parlor thrice in a week see my skin glows so much)

KK: oye Donkey chal hatt mujhe jaane de.
(ohh Donkey leave my way)

Pinky: tu yahan aakar Eyestars ke saath Bull fightings kyun kar rhi hai? (Hint: precap part)..
(you came here and you are doing the bull fight with Eyestars?)

KK: tune mujhko bail kaha?
(you called me a bull?)

KK pushes Pinky and in turn Pinky also Pushes KK and KK falls down. Pinky holds Discolight’s hand and goes inside. She enters her room in a huff. That Killer Kameeni (KK) chudail always gets her blood boiling with her cheapdi sarees. And those necklace chokers of hers just makes Pinky feel like strangling the life out of that chudail! As KK is leaving Oberoi Mansion, her head is brimming with revenge ideas for Pinky. She mutters

KK: that Pinky uski to aisi ki taisi!
((FU that Pinky!) I want her to suffer a thousand deaths!)

KK spots a guy with an untidy dress working in the garden blocking her way out.

KK: ab ye kaun hai jo mere raaste mein aa gaya? Hey, kaun hai re tu?
(Who is this blocking my path? Hey, who are you?)

Sutlu: svetlana naam hai mera.
(I am Svetlana.)

KK: svetlana! Yeh ho hi nhi sakta! Woh toh SPA 2017 best styling award ki winner hai! Aur tere phate purane kapde dekh kaun kahega….
(Svetlana! That isn’t possible! She won the best styling award for SPA 2017! And looking at your worn out, old clothes who will say that…)

Sutlu starts crying, her power puff eyes turning red with every sniff, and after sometime controls
herself and explains the whole story to KK. And then asks KK the question spinning in her mind.

Sutlu: waise aap kuch Pinky Dinky ke barey mein keh rahi thi?
(By the way were you saying something about Pinky Dinky?

KK: uh oh! Accha ab tumne sunn hi liya toh shayad you can help me!
(Uh Oh! If you have heard then, I guess you can help me!)
Sutlu: help??

KK: I heard from your mom about your khufia (secret) Animal Planet contact! And how proud she was of your cobra attack! Can you help me?

Sultu looks surreptitiously around them to make sure no one is watching or listening. Sutlu whispers

Sutlu: kk maasi! Yes, I still have my contact. Kya help chahiye batayiye?
(KK aunty! ! Yes, I still have my contact. Tell me what help do you need?)

KK: i want that Inky Pinky Ponky Dinky Donkey to die! Aaj toh usne hadd hi kar di!
(I want that Inky Pinky Ponky Dinky Donkey to die! She crossed the limit today!)

Sutlu: which poisonous creature do you want? Tell me! A scorpio, a viper, a king cobra? I can arrange it all. But we will need your secret stash of money for it.

KK: no problem!

She opens the locket of her choker and gives Sutlu a teeny tiny American diamond (she isn’t rich enough to afford real natural ones).

KK: here you go, this should help pay for this plan and more. Ok bye! Haan aur ek baat Kal Pinky ke maut ki khush khabri chayiye mujhe.
(Tomorrow I want the good news of Pinky’s death).

KK goes away to Bad Luck Chawl and Sutlu goes on to arrange for a poisonous death of Pinky Ponky! Sutlu goes inside Pinky’s room with a box in her hand. Sultlu makes sure that no servant is
working around Pinky’s room. And she ensures that the Oberoi family are all occupied with work or other things. She had called her secret Animal Planet friend, Mr. Snake Charmer! Haan haan (yes yes) the same snake charmer that Westerners associate India with!
Since with the Dr. Dang incident Sutlu’s cobra plan had failed, this time she gets the snake charmer along with her to do the job. To cover all bases he brings along 3 cobras and 3
vipers with him.

When Pinky is taking her afternoon nap. The snake charmer slips his 6 snakes inside her room and they observe through the window of Pinky’s room. Pinky tosses and turns on the bed
as she dreams up schemes for separating Annika from Shivaay. Seeing her move,
one snake bites her wrist. In her sleep Pinky mutters

Pinky: ufff iss Oberoi Mansion me kitne macchar ghus gaye hain!
(Uff, too many mosquitoes have gained an entry to the Oberoi Mansion!)

Another snake bites her ankles. Pinky sits up in half sleep and waves her hands in the air near her ankles

Pinky: shoo! oye machhar shoo jaa yahan se warna mai tera khoon pi jaungi
(shoo… ohh mosquitoes go away from here or else i will feed on your blood)

Goes back to sleep.

The 3rd snake goes near her neck and wraps itself around her neck to strangle her.

PRECAP- WAIT AND WATCH……. THE BENGALI ROMANCE STARTS

Peeps over here me and Nivi di is bengali so decided to put some bengali unique romance. We hope none of you will mind right?
INTRODUCING THE MOST HISTORY CREATING SPIN OFF EVER: DIL BOLE WITCHBAAZ……. THE SPIN OFF OF THE HISTORY CREATING FF: CHUDAILBAAZ
Stay tuned many more twist and turns along with fun is on the way.
And some of our favourite BRAHMARAKSHAS AND COMPANY will make an appearance in DBW! So people excited for DBW?? Well planning to post it today only. Waiting for all your response over there also.
CREDIT PART
CREDIT FOR CREATION OF THE FF- BELA (THOUGH YOU ASKED ME NOT TO INCLUDE YOU…. BUT HOW CAN I DO THAT OUR GUL MAM??)
CREDIT FOR THESE AMAZING PLOT- VISHAKHA (OF COURSE IT WAS YOUR PLOT. AND WE JUST WORKED UPON YOUR IDEA)
CREDIT FOR PINKY AND SNAKE PART- NIVEDITA (NIVI DI NOW BE READY FOR THAT REPLYING BACK CREDIT AS WE ALL WERE BUSY AND YOU REPLIED OUR READERS THANK YOU DARLING)
CREDIT FOR DIALOGUES- NILASH (OK I KNOW YOU ALL HELPED ME FOR THE DIALOGUES BUT ONLY THIS PART CAME TO MY MIND FOR CREDIT OF MINE SO JUST WROTE IT. PLEASE DON’T BASH ME FOR THIS)

PEEPS A REQUEST PLEASE DO READ DIL BOLE WITCHBAAZ. WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR COMMENTS THERE.