It was a warm day…..bright and sunny…..clear blue sky studded with puffy white clouds…..
The most beautiful day hitherto this spring??⛅??……
It was night now….the beautiful day had passed ….and the night had taken an unexpected turn……..the beautiful white clouds were now overpowered by the dusty black ones….the thunder was roaring ….it was lightening⚡⚡…..people in Delhi wondered what was wrong with the weather. ….the elders claimed. ..it was the symbol of god’s rage and fury……….”SARVANASH” was about to happen……
At this very moment…..at the TRIPATHI house…..Mrs.Tripathi…..who was expecting a child……grew cautious…… She called her son BALDEV…..(who was just 5 yrs old)…and asked him to inform his dad that she was in labour….
It began to rain☔☔☔☔
They rushed to the hospital…. Mrs.Tripathi was admitted…… Mr.Tripathi and baldev waited outside…..wondering whether it would be a girl or a boy!!!
After around an hour or two the nurse came out…
She announced….
Badhai ho….aapko beta ya beti nahi…..MAA hui hai…..
Mr. Tripathi was shocked….MAA hui hai???
Nurse: Ji haan….aapke bacche ke sir ke peeche likha hai…
“Main ladki nahi….MAA hoon”
Little baldev was confused…..”ma toh pehle se hai na mere paas….aur aapne toh kaha tha…ki bhai ya behen hogi…..Yeh ek aur MAA ka main kya karunga?”
Dad had no reply….he just wanted to see his MAA…..
When he went inside the OT he was shocked to see it written on the back side of her child’s head….that she was not a girl but only…MAA….
They said..” Hamari beti ishwar ka vardaan hai…… Isliye him Iska naam ISHWARI rakhenge”
Baldev: papa main Isse kya bulaunga….ma ya behen??
Dad: beta tum bas Isse ISHWARI bulaao…..
ISHWARI?????
Years passed and ISHWARI’s hair grew long hiding her birth mark……(main MAA hu??)
When ishwari was a kid…and people used to say……”beta Zara idhar aana”….she used to reply……”beta hoga tera baap…..main MAA hu….MAA….”
ISHWARI never went to school…..because she refused to be considered as a child. ….aakhir woh paida hi MAA hui thi …..school toh bacche baate hain na!!!
So here dear….ISHWARI kabhi school nahi gayi…
Aaj ISHWARI ka lagan hone waala hai…..ladke waale dekhne aane waale hai…….aur woh aa gaye .. The DIXITS……
Ladka badal hi handsome hai …..ladki bhi khoobsoort hai…..oh sorry… MAA bhi khoobsoort hai?
Rishta pakka ho gaya…..sasur ji ne bete se kaha…….badhai ho beta hum tere liye maa dhoondh laaye hain…….
Toh shaadi par board laga…
Ishwari weds……
Ruko yaar….
Ishwari boli…” Yeh ishwari weds kyun likha hai…..main maa hu maa….
Board change karwaaya gaya…..
“MAA weds Mr.Dixit”
Shaadi hui….aur Kuch samay baad ….finally hamari MAA….sach mein Maa ban gayi…
Bete ka naam DEVRATH….
But Yeh eklauta nahi tha….maa ban ne ka shauk itna tha ki…..NEHA, RIYA aur NIKKI ki bhi maa ban gayi ……phir bhi chain na pada…..
Iss sabse tang aakar…..Mr. Dixit ne suicide kar liya…..bole main aur baccho ka baap nahi ban sakta ……..????
ISHWARI ko laga ki unki mrityu ek haadsa hai…….woh kabhi Yeh sach nahi Haan paayi ki uska pati…..MAA ki wajah se Mara hai…….
Din beete ….saal beete….sab badal gaya par…..maa nahi badli……
In short she just grew up to be an overpossessive , self centered, Devi quick se bhi zyada chipku MAA…
Jab dev ki shaadi ki baari aayi toh usmein Anna hazare ka bhoot ghus gaya…..Anshan par baith gayi……..dev ne vishwaas dilaya ki woh kabhi shaadi nahi karega…..
Lekin kismat ke Aage kiska bas chalta hai….
Dev+ Sona= Devakshi….ho gaya..
ISHWARI ko toh maano sadma lag gaya….????
Usse unsuni undekhi koi beemari ho gayi…..baat baat pe chakkar aane lage…..halwa banne ke daure padhne lage……
Uski Yeh haalat dekh ke maatribhakt dev ne sona ko chhod diya….
7 saal baad woh aaj phir mile hai…..
Waqt ne kiya kya hasi sitam…tum rahe na tum hum rahe na hum…
Par MAA
Maa toh maa hi rahi….
Aaj bhi hum iss ummed mein zinda hain ki Yeh ek din zaroor maregi …..par lagta hai bhagwaan Isse waapis nahi bulaana chahte…….he is scared ki Kahi Yeh maa unki married life bhi na tabaah kar De……
Aaj bhi jab uske 6 saal ke pote ne usse poocha ki aap bhi toh girl ho …toh usne kaha….
MAIN LADKI NAHI…..SIRF MAA HU…..MAA
Ab aap soch hi sake hai aisi …..rakshasni kabhi nahi badal sakti……par Mujhe poora vushwaas hai ki ek din him sabki badduaayo ke bojh ke ke neeche aakar Yeh zaroor maregi …
Tu zaroor maregi ISHWARI ..
Tujhe marna hi hoga….
Iss duniya ki shanti ke liye…..
Tujhe marna hi hoga??????
P.S. Yeh ishwari naamak rakshasi kab maregi Yeh toh bhagwaan bhi nahi jaanta…..isliye Maine Isse maaara nahi…….but suna hai sacche dil se ki gayi prarthana zaroor poori hoti hai….
So let’s just pray….
P.P.S. special thanks to NIKKITA and SHALINI for inspiring me to write this article n giving ideas…
35 Comments
As soon as I started reading this, mujhe pata tha ye idea tera hi hoga!!??
Super cool OS!!! I loved it??
U always make me laugh…?Pls post more like this!
Always brightens up our mood!
wow yipeee….
superb shot..
u shot the halweshwariji very nicely..
i was laughing throughout
and i will also pray for iswary to die…
and all our devAkshi fans only want that…
once again episode was awesome
Epic..Too good dear. I was laughing like mad person that too while traveling in the bus.. Everyone was staring me.. but it was too good..Keep writing..
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Maa weds mr Dixit???
Mujhe Lagta hah mr Dixit ne sach mein sucide hi kiya tha???PWR as tang Aakar???
Bechara Dev Aaj bhi apni MAA Ko jhel raha hai???
Main toh kabse chahti hoon ki yeh marr jaaye!!!but phir socha ki woh bhoot Bankar bhi DEVAKSHI ka peecha nhi chodegi??balki iske pass aur powers aa jaayengi toh yeh aise hi theek hai???but phir bhi chahti hoon ki yeh mar jaaye
Haan aayushi Yeh bhoot banke toh tandav macha degi…..but js imagine kitna ajeeb hoga…..ek rakshasni bhoot banegi..??
Tab ek naya os likhungi…..
RAKSHASNI BANI BHOOT..?
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Areyy samayra sis…u r outstanding…it’s hilarious dear…wat to say…no words I was laughing throughout..plz come up with articles like this nd bring up smiles…and a tight hug frm my side…sry for nt cmnting in ur previous wrk…bcz of my mble issues…waiting for your next work…u can tke gkb sry xgkb too n ur upcmng wrks…tc dr? just a suggestion da
Sure dear I’ll try posting one on our queen X-GKB too….after all she is the heart and soul of this show….is Bandi ke bina toh devakshi ki love story bahut hi simple seedhi aur typical rehti na…..so credit toh banta hai?
Lol kya likhte ho m aapki fan hi gayi
?????Omg it’s so funny nd hilarious cool yaar write another os or ff on devakshi mai batau kaun maar sakta hAi maa ko makers ya writers sirf vahi aisa karsakte hai par voh aisa karenge nahi
Hahahahaha ????
Ye kya tha!! Ye OS tha ya OS ki maa ??
Funniest article ever read..
Main sirf maa hoon..MAA!!
OS ki MAA…?? gud one aarti
Extremely sorry for the typos….
*jaate not baate
*bada not badal
*jaan not Haan
*fevi quick not devi quick??
*sakte not sake…
P.S. I hate autocorrect more than ISHWARI????
?????hilarious
I have left the end open to you all……
You can give this story a desired end….however you wish….
Bore karne ke liye maafi chahti hu???
yaar by god too much funny…. main chair se niche gir gyi haste haste…
samayra agar twitter acc hai to twitter pa dal de..aur tag kar dena mr & mrs patnaiyk ko
Unfortunately nahi hai yaar…..hota toh pakka daalti…..tum log hi daal do….mamta mam ka response toh pata lag hi jaayega
ye mare gi jaroor maregi
bagwan itna nirdayi nhi ho sakta
ki itne logo ki duaye na sune
Its too funny??
Wow di its fab i don’t know what to say u just made it at last how can i thank u
But i love u di
Kash ye sach me mr jaye mai ise free me marne ke lie bhi tayar hu lakdi BHi aur funeral bhi free but auntiji mr jao boht ji li aap ab bacho ki khwahish puri kr do
Post soon di …..
For the first time I read this kind of os..it’s hilarious…I kept rolling on my bed holding my stomach…????????
Actually I think..bhagwan bhi sayad mataji se darte hain..kahin woh bhagwan ke paas jaa kar unhe bhi aapne halwa na khilane lage!!! Isiliye bhagwan bhi use aapne paas nehi bulate hain…????
OH..!! THANK YOU TO YOU SAMMY…???????
it was meant to be INSANE to the power of infinity..and the samaira touch was amazing…LOVED IT…!!!???..has has ke muh dukh raha hai mera…gazab pagalpan bhara hai yaar tum mein…i would really like to have a one to one talk with you sweetheart…?????
Ab bass ek aur os bacha hai…
BIJWARITRI LOVE TRIANGLE…!!! ????
Will be waiting for it sammy…
I’m sure you alone are enough for it but incase If you want any suggestion for it…then i’m definitely in….???
And once again thank you for making all of us laugh….laugh hard..??????????
It’s too funny…????
Tum bijwaritri bare main kab likh rahiho…
sammyyyy awesome tumhe pata hai na ki mujhe tumhari writing skills kitni pasand hai.this was hilariousssss
yaar maine ye kitni baar pad liya jitni baar padti hun utna hi jyada hasti hun ….
Samayra di it was suprb.Has has k meri to “oo my mata ho gyi”..Me raat k 3 bje Blncket k niche chup chup kr aapke articl prh rhi hu..to socho kya haal hua he mera..hasi cntrol hi nhi ho rhi he..Dr lg rha he ki mumma papa na uth jye..Wrna meri to lg gyi aaj..
*Me ladki nhi Maa.hu.
*ye ek or maa ka kya karunga..
*Beta hoga tera baap me maa hu.
*Badhai ho beta hmne tere liye ek Maa dhund laye he
*Maa weds Mr.Dixit
*Aanna hazare ka vut.
*Halwa banane k daure
hahaha..By god ki ksm kya mst likha He aapne..Hats of to ew.keep writing..
Good morning everyone!!
And thank you for this lovely response…
Seriously I’m on cloud nine right now…..subah subah itne dhaansu comments padhne mile……thanx once again..
BIJWARITRI LOVE TRIANGLE mein abhi thoda time lagega…..coz now the “busy sam” phase starts…..but I’ll let you know before posting it……adiós!
???????????????????..yeh kya likha hai..ishwari ke sir pe MAA..hehe..kya comedy hai…bhaut mazza aaya..jaldi else ek aur crazy is likhna…
loads of love to nutty!
AGAR TUMHARI WAJAH SE OFFICE WALON NE MUJHE PAGAL SAMJH KAR JOB SE NIKAL DIYA TO DHYAN RAKHNA MUJHSE BURA KOI NAHI HOGA…
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HAD HOTI HAI IMAGINATIONS KI BHI …
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I MEAN SERIOUSLY… main maa hoon…
he bhagwan…
kya hoga hum logon ka…
plz bhagwan… Ishwari ko utha le re baba… warna hum logon me se hi kuch log hans hans kar mar jayenge… ya phir gusse me hi humara RAAM NAAM SATY ho jayega…
Agar office waalo ne aapko pagal samjha toh unhe bhi Yeh article padhne De dena….woh khud bhi pagal ho jaayenge…?
Hahahahhahah?????
Hilarious..?
Omg itnaa funny thaa…so well written wow?? main toh has has ke pagal ho gyi??
Ek to wo pwr ki pic hi itni weird hai
upar se ye story kitni funny thi
ye padhte waqt mere haath me milk tha thoda sa phone pe gir gaya
fir bhi hasi control nahi hui
SAMMY TAKE A BOW
Yaar main bol rahi hu….mere articles akele mein padha karo….ghar ke saare saaman se door raho….aas paas koi khatarnaak cheez mat rakho…….sirf apne mobile ke saath ekaant mein baith jao aur enjoy karo
Agar meri baat nahi maani toh seriously duniya mujhe pagal ka tag De degi aur Mujhe mental asylum bhej diya jaauega
It was terrible u have made my day
Wah!!!! Superbb excelllent
U have perfectly written the best comedy os thank u for make us laugh
Your most welcome ishan.?