She was born adorned with immense beauty….god had surely created her with utmost passion…..her eyes, her lips, her beautiful wavy hair…..every thing about her was as gorgeous as her name….ERI..??……
Yes!! She was beauty personified…..god never wanted to let her leave him and land on the earth……but he had to submit because it was his duty to make her meet the man who deserves her the most….the man who himself was no less than a masterpiece…. The man named SHAH….???…..
They were destined to be together and together make this world a place more beautiful and spread happiness to every nook and corner of this not so happening world…..
So ERI was born….a few years after SHAH had registered his presence…..
Years rolled by…..and these two reached the pinnacle of beauty and handsomeness……
Girls were all crazy for shah and men went weak at their knees seeing ERI…..
As it was destined….the beautiful day arrived when they were to meet each other……
And what other place could it be than the blessed set of KRPKAB…?
Their were two cupids in their love story…mamta and yash…..the people who decided to bring them together….
ERI met SHAH……their eyes met…..love could have blossomed at once as ERI’s beauty had mesmerized SHAH….and SHAH’s presence itself made ERI feel all rosy rosy……
BUT before they could begin with their introductory talk…they were disturbed by an intruder……. guess who it was…..arrey baba…..it was BIJOY BABA…..
B: Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?
S: Kuch nahi….(looks shyly at ERI)
E: Sir aap kaun hain?
B: Main hu aapka director…. Bijoy Bose
S: So sir shoot start kab ho raha hai..?
B: Tumhe Badi jaldi hai…..ki?
E: Sir jaldi toh Mujhe bhi hai…..I mean sab aa gaye hai toh let’s begin na!
B: OK sundari….if you insist….Chalo Chalo shot ready karo…..
B: Toh first scene mein tum logo ka jhada hoga…
S: Jhagda??…..Ohk phir!
B: Phir ERI tumhe thappad maaregi…
S: Thappad??…..phir!
B: Tumhe ghar se baahar nikal degi aur tum sadak pe aa jaoge…….haan bas…..sarvanash!!…..hahaha….perfect ending…
Then enters screenplay writer ASHA..
A: kya perfect??…Yeh ek love story hai…..Mahabharata Nahi….. Dekho main samjhati hu…..tum dono pehle miloge….toh thoda jhagdoge….phir friends banoge….phir lovers….phir hubby n wife….happy family… Ohk?
E: Perfect….just perfect!!!
So as the story progressed onscreen the destiny began its game off screen…..
Shah and ERI came closer and closer….they were now in love with each other…….they loved each and every thing about each other….
Singing beautiful songs for each other was their favourite pass time…..
S: meri bholi bindu….meri pyari bindu
E: dilbar dil se pyare dilbar….
Life for them was as beautiful as it could be…
And for their well wishers their off screen chemistry was a bonanza..
BUT there was one person in thus holy world who could not withstand their blossoming love life…..it was none other than……ERI’s costume designer (CD) Ishwari??
Ishwari was known to have a secret yet possessive crush on SHAH….she could not stand Shah with any other girl and ERI was turning out to be a nightmare for her….
She used to get really depressed seeing the two happy together…….so she decided to play her trump card….
She plaaned to make ERI wear most annoyingly Chamko attire so that SHAH ends up breaking up with her….as her Chamko dresses will hurt his eyes and aankhon hi aankhon mein ishaaro pe lag jaayenge taale …
Hua wohi Jo Yeh Ishwari chahti thi….
Jaise jaise chamak badhti gayi…..waise waise unke beech dooriyan bhi badhti gayi…
ERI ko samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki Yeh achanak SHAH ko ho kya gaya hai…
Shah ke chashmein ka no. Din b din badhta ja raha tha….. Aakhirkaar tang aakar usne ERI ko bol hi diya…
“Tum aunty lagti ho”
Yeh sun kar ERI ke kaan sunnn reh gaye..
AUNTY??……aunty….aunty…..?????
S: Haan ERI aaj kal tum aunty lagti hoo….
E: how can you be so rude….aubhodro…..
MAIN AUNTY NAHI HU???
Shah aur ERI ka hua breakup…..???
Yeh sab dekh kar sabhi bahut dukhi the….except APNI CD…….uska fav gaana ban gay tha
Aunty ji aunty ji get up and dance….
ERI depression mein jaane lagi thi….
Shah apni eye sight ko lekar pareshaan tha…
Mamta, yash aur asha Jo ab tak unke bichhadne ka reason nahi dhoond payye the….ab jaan gaye the ki Yeh sab uss ISHWARI aunty ka kiya dhara hai…..
Teeno ne milkar CD ki acchi dhunaayi ki aur usse woh saare chamko kapde ki saari bana ke usse gift kar Di……
Ishwari ke jaane ke baad ek nayi CD aayi uska naam tha SUHANA…..woh bahut hi adorable ladki thi…..usne than liya ki ab woh SHAH AUR ERI ko SHARICA bana ke hi rahegi…
Usne ERI ke liye bahut hi beautiful costumes design ki aur shah ki aankhon ka ilaaj bhi….DR. Baldev Dixit se karwaaya…..jaldi hi sab normalm ho gaya…….AND SHAH apologized to ERI for his behavior… ERI being all the more understanding forgave shah….and SHARICA lives happily ever after…
Wondering what happened to ishwari???
She went to a far off town…. And began making shining tents with those chamko fabric….she began living in one such tent at the north pole with the only merchant who bought her tents…………with whom she fell in love ………it was none other than….KHATRI??
Story ends…???
P.S. I know this was a really stupid one…..written in a fit of excitement……. Forgive me for making you get bored…….????