Hello everyone…wt do u think of current ishqbaaz track?I’m very much in a pissed off mood right now…no OMRU!!like seriously? If they’ll show a leap I would hate that…I’m also a shivika fan but also can of other couples yaar! I feel they will not take a leap as there is priyanka’s marriage still….Anyway lemme start with the epi::
Outside a school’s campus….two cars are shown coming opposite… one red.. and one blue…seems blue one’s new to the area but the red one’s passengers are not at all interested in knowing who they are….
First the red car’s passengers get down and enter the school….the blue one’s stop for some formalities….everyone turns their eyes towards the 5 people from red coming into the school…..the middle one does an arrogant swag and everyone get into their gangs….
Gang 1 (Mallika’s )
Akshitha: hey!! Come come..I was waiting for nly…
Mallika: hii shreya!
Akshitha : did u hear the news??!
Mallika :what? Oh yes!!another pappu Ya lallo in the school?
Akshitha: tu kabhi nahi badlegi…wiser Maine suna hai he’s handsome and very sharp person…
Mallika : arey handsome and sharp my foot! Mallika Singh Oberoi ka dil itniii aasani we nahi jeeti jaa sakti…
Akshitha: accha beta…dekg pakka yahi tujhe patayega….
Mallika: chal jaa….wt say guys?
Gang: we go with…….AKSHITHA!!
Mallika : really? Fine then!!
Gang 2:
Aditya: shivaay!!come over here….
Shivaay:what’s it now? (Irritatingly )
Aditya: tithe pata hai…school mein ek aur aa rahi hai…..
Shivaay: haan toh? I don’t care (IDC)
Aditya: haan haan pata hai…(in mind )hey bhagwan…ek ladki aisi aaye iski zindagi mein ki iski zameen taley pair khisak jaaye…..
Shivàay: waise tumhara yeh sapna…sapna hi reh jaayega…
Aditya: kaunsa sapna shivaay? (Acting too innocent)
Shivaay: wahi jo mere…..um..Wahi jo tu keh raha tha…abbb….I mean mere liye……e..ee…eeeKK (stammering )LADKI KE BAARE MEIN…yeah.. (totally dabanng style mein )
Aditya: accha beta.tuh dekhley….mujhe na bohot strong vibes aa rahe hain ki app Teri zindagi ki kayapalat hone waali hai….
Shivaay: whatever….
Aditya: whatever nahi…what’s OVER…
Rest: laughing loudly but stopped aftar receiving death glares from Shivaay ( except Aditya cz he’s bff of Shivaay)yegi
Gang 3:
Aakash : hii bf of a noisy..outdoorsy person..
Omkara: bilkul nahi…meri zindagi mein aisi koi ladki nahi aayegi…
Another guy: yaar tum sab abhi se inke baare mein kyun discuss kar rahe ho…
Aakash : woh isliye bhai ki inke parivaar walon ko abhi se bahu talash hai…isliye behtar hoga ki woh abhi se unki bahu ki muh dikhai kar de. Phir kya pata inke mataein college life mein tabahi macha de….?
Omkara: VERY FUNNY!
Gang: yes yes!!too funny we know!!!!
Omkara: GOD!
Gang 4:
Gang along with Rudy was chatting while an extremely fat girl was passing by:::
Rudy: Hey look!! A FATSO is passing by! !
Frm back a sir was coming….
Abhiram: chup kar!
Rudy: kya chup kar chup kar laga rakha hai! FATSO hai to fatso hi kehna padega naa….
Sir: sacchi?
Rudy : arey haan yaar! Ab ek fatso ko HOT ladki ke roop mein dekhunga to paap hoga…ghoor paap..
Sir: Hot!?
Rudy: arre nahi…FATSO!!aur teri awaaz ka kya hua?bhonpo baj gaya kya ?
Sir: what!
Rudy: Phir se…arre uss gadhe ki awaaz nikaalna band kar..bilkul unki tarah hai…shakl kum aur bumP zyaada…
Sir:khm..khmm (pats him at the back…)
Rudy: (removes the hand)
Sir: (again pats )
Rudy: (again removes n says) kya hai..hat na…
Actually one of the hottest girls of their class was passing by…
Sir holds him by ear n turns him towards his side…
Rudy: (closing his eyes) kya hai.. (opening )SIRRRR.!AAP?!!
Sir: hmm…FATSO?
Rudy: sir.?!! Oo fatso..arrey air woh fatso nahi FATNO tha….wohkya hai na the intake of fats is too much… (all the while he was telling by seeing a chart placed at the back… )
Sir: Hot?
Rudy : kya? ( making weird faces ) Yaa ……yaa…today the weather is too hot!??yeah…
Sir: bhonpo bajna? !
Rudy : kya sir…bhonpo nahi pata..?!arrey bhonpo matlab horn!
Someone shakes Abhiram……
And later he (along with us ) realises that it was a dream!!
Rudy :kaisa tha tera…never to come truebb sapna? Mujhe ek cheez samajh mein nahi aati…ki to mera dost hai ki dushman!
Abhiram:dost to main tera pakka wala hun…lekin dosti mein hasi -mazaak toh Hons chahiye aur rahi baat mere sapne ki tho woh toh pura hoga hi..especially FATSO part…
Rudy: never! Main comment karunga zaruur…par PAKDA kabhi nahi jaaunga…does Rudy style…
Gang 5:
Anjana:at last!aa gayi maharaani…
Priyanka: hii!
Anjana :ek baat punchu? Wt say guys?
Gang : yes yes!ye kabhi nahi batati hai….pucho..
Priyanka: kya?
Anjana : wt r ur interests in boys?
Priyanka: tujhe pata hai to kyun pooch rahi hai…
From back a grp of boys were eavesdropping on their convo..aftr prinku’s reply they went off…
Anjana :nahi….aaj tujhe batana hi hoga…
Priyanka:fine..
Gang:yay!!
Priyanka:mujhe ek aisa ladka chahiye jo om bhaiyya ki tarah ho…ek dum shaant aur khud mein rehne waala…and even popular…
Anjana : wah!ye tho tere sapne mein hi gone waala hai…mujhe toh lagta hai tere zindagi mein pakka opposite ladka aayega…
Priyanka: never!
Ok.so that’s it for now guys…I know it’s really way toooo long but I’ll not be writing regularly so thought of it…do tell how’s it…plzzzz….Anyway the following characters in the gangs are the oberoi ‘s best friends….ask me for any doubt of queries and plz excuse for any typos….byee for now…