Bigg Boss 16 16th December 2022 Written Episode, Written Update on TellyUpdates.com
Weekend ka vaar
Salman welcomes everyone. Salman says they’re all out of control so Bigg Boss has to hide 3 captains. His reactive buzzer is also in the house. It makes you look Shalin. Let’s see.
Soundarya and Archana discuss Ankit, Shalin, Priyanka, Vikas, and Tina making a group. Soundarya says you are right. Archana says I am so done with Priyanka. I will show her what can I do. Tina says Soundarya and Priyanka fight every day. Shalin says they say let’s earn this topic. It’s their sis code. Shalin says to Priyanka Tina thinks you all fake your fights. Vikas thinks he knows everything.
Stan asks Sumbul to steal chocolates. Tina says the captain will steal now. Let’s all steal. Seriously Sumbul? Be honest at least. Sumbul says you also stole.
Kiara Advani and Vicky Kaushal come to the house as RJs. He says hello Sajid sir. Sajid says love to your dad. Vicky says we thought to entertain you all. Kiara says let’s dedicate a song to Shalin’s favorite buzzer. She plays mein woh zero. Everyone laughs. Vicky says we’re so excited to talk. Stan is my favorite. He says we love the way you talk. Kiara says I call him Sheevra. Vicky says I say appreciate you, bro. Kiara says how does Boba’s t-shirt smell? He says no word for that feeling. It feels like I hug her. Kiara says do you call her Shemri? She says no. Kiara says to call her shemri with love today. Stan says miss you Shemri. Vicky says what do you think of Tina coming back and Shalin’s condition. He says low height, more fight. It will be decided today. Kiara says which song would dedicate this song too. Yeh larki Pagal hai. He says Archana. Vicky asks Shalin who is cold and who’s fire. Sreejita or Vikas? He says Sreejita is cool and Vikas is fire. Kiara says who would you dedicate Mann bharya. Shalin says, Tina. Kiara says dance on it. Tina says no. Kiara says please. They dance on Mann bharya. Vicky asks who does overact. He says Shalin. He says I am fine all the time. Kiara asks who cooks better. Tina or Sreejita? He says, Tina. Sreejita says I won’t cook for you again.
Kiara asks about Archana’s ginger tea recipe. She tells her recipe. Archana dedicates ban Gaya Kutta to Shalin. She says Shalin said I am free. Shalin says dogs are loyal. Kiara asks Shiv what kinda girl do you like? He says the way you were in Kabir Singh. Long hair, bindi. He says the way Archana cooks. He says they’re all very dangerous. Nimrit slaps him. Kiara says you will dance with all the girls. He dances with the girls. Vicky asks Vikas who’s useless? She says Archana. She doesn’t understand other people. She doesn’t respect people. Vicky says who would you dedicate Naam baray darshan today. He dedicates it to Archana. Archana says he saw how to hit I was outside. Kiara asks Tina who doesn’t exist for you? She says Sreejita. She said a lot of things about me that I would never say about a girl. No one took a stand. I stay away from negative people. Sreejit says you’ve said a lot of negative things about me. Kiara asks Archana who is your friend who betrayed you? She says Priyanka. She plays dost naa raha. Vicky asks Priyanka who’s the liar? She says Archana. He plays jhoot bolay. Vicky says Priyanka Nimrit should make a show together. Let’s have you both dance on each punjaban. They dance on it.
Kiara says Abdu you look so cute today. She asks who would you take to Tajikistan from here? He says Sajid and Stan. Kiara says no Nimrit? He says no. Kiara says who would you ban? He says Shalin. He will do acting there. If he goes he will eat all chicken in my country. He says the next person is Sumbul. She will keep crying there. Archana will die without spices. I go to the medical room after eating her food. Kaira says Abdu launched my last song. I want to dedicate this song to Abdu. He plays mein taa Teri Leni hai puppy. They dance with everyone. They dance to the Bigg Boss anthem.
Tina says to Archana let’s target people who don’t deserve to be here. Archana says you mean Ankit. Tina says we deserve to be in the top 5. Play with the mind. Archana says you’re right. Salman welcomes Kiara and Vicky on the stage. He dances with them. Salman says their movie is Govinda Naam Mera. Vicky says my name is Govinda in the movie. People call me my nickname. It was also a tribute to Govinda sir. Salman says he’s the best guy. Vicky says Archana is very popular. Vicky says now radio show with you. What’s the worst pickup line? He says I’ve only been dropped by girls. They dance on songs with Salman. They dance to their movie song with Salman. Salman wishes them luck.
Salman says let’s go into the house and do the thing. Salman says who thinks he’s the choreographer in the house? Shiv comes near the tunnel and tells me how is it related to Shalin. Shiv acts like Shalin and cries in the tunnel. Everyone laughs. He says we had a laugh but then thought he might be in. Salman tunnel must have a mind. He says Shalin will drive in tunnels when he comes out. He says Shiv comes out. He says Vikas is doing Archana’s mimicry. He asks Priyanka and Vikas to mimic their fights. Vikas fights in Archana’s voice. Everyone laughs. Archana says I am not talking to Vikas. Salman says you’re both Archana. They fight. Vikas laughs in Archana’s voice. They make fun of his shorts. Salman says Sajid, you said something very funny that there are still 14 people. But it’s not funny. People will go in 4 batches now. He asks Sajid how many people should be there. He says one person per week. 8 people. Salman says if I give you the power to nominate. Who would you? He says Archana, Shalin, and Ankit. Salman says three more names. Shiv, Stan, and Nimrit. Salman says who would entertain us? Sajid says me and Abdu.
Archana says Bigg Boss loves me so much that he sent me a dubbing artist. He would play my role twice. Vikas dubbing artist. Vikas says she got 1% votes. Archana says no one would even give you a ticket. Soundarya says we shouldn’t mock the career. Vikas says she mocks every career. Soundarya says we always scold her and so does Salman. Archana says do you have kids? Teach them not me. He says she plans all night about who would she fight with the next morning. Archana says at least I am not a dubbing artist. Priyanka says being a dubbing artist isn’t an insult. Archana says don’t get into my matters.
Salman joins back with Ranveer Singh. He says hi to everyone. He says Sajid’s brother. Abdu is my favorite. Abdu says I love you, bro. Ranveer says let’s welcome Rohit Shetty. They all clap for them. Rohit says the show is going very well. You all make each others’ chutney. Rohit says Ankit please don’t sleep and Priyanka don’t scold us. Ranveer says Abdu, I missed Hasbullah. He’s missing you. he punched me. Abdu says I will make him an orange juice. Ranveer says this season is very successful because you all have dragon fire chutney. They show them chutneys. Ranveer says you all have to tell who is the spiciest contestant and put their photo on the board. Nimrit says it’s Archana. She wasn’t here, it felt very silent. Archana says I can’t name myself so Soundarya. When she speaks she is very solid. Soundarya says Archana. She’s spicier than chilis. Shiv says Priyanka. Her voice is very spicy. Priyanka says he puts his quality on others. Shiv says she’s a good human but too loud. Rohit says I am taking Shiv and Priyanka. Rohit says Priyanka? She says it’s Archana. She gets very spicy and says very bad words. She gets very personal. Ankit says Archana, she gets really offensive. Sajid says Archana. She has a spicy flavor. She gets funny for 5 minutes but in 6th minute she gets obnoxious. Tina says Archana for me. Her voice is bitter and she gets very aggressive. She gets insensitive. She abuses people. Sumbul says Priyanka for me. She gets very loud you don’t even understand what happened. She doesn’t let the other person talk. Rohit says Sumbul please don’t cry. Abdu says it’s Vikas for me. He always comments on people. He told me I am stupid. Then he said I don’t understand. I understand everything. Rohit says come to khatron Ke Khiladi after this show. Abdu laughs. Stan says Priyanka. She’s very loud. Sreejita says it’s Archana. She pokes people a lot. Shalin says, Tina. She’s been very bitter with me since she came back. Tina says I don’t know what is he saying. I have my reasons. Rohit says Tina sort it out. She says it will take me time. Trust is a delicate thing. Vikas says Archana. She can’t even respect her parents or profession. She plots all these fights. Archana says so you dub me. He says Vikas will give Archana’s winning speech. He says I am a changer. I will make you a peacock. Everyone laughs.
Rohit says Soundarya and Sumbul cooked pasta last week. There is a surprise for you all. We will come again tomorrow. They leave. Archana says this chutney is very spicy. I would make samosas. Shalin says to Tina eat sugar. She says I am spicy. Sreejita says to Shiv I don’t mind what you say. Shiv says you hang out with Priyanka, You can hate me.
Episode ends
Update Credit to: Atiba