Ishwari, like all the other guests, had not been in her senses after she had eaten the engagement food. And here she was going to tell the biggest secret of the small box to her would be husband.
I: waada karte hona ki kisi ko nahi bataoge?
(Promise me you won’t share it with any one)
Mr.D: Promise… Promise… Promise…nahi bataunga. (I won’t I promise)
I: toh idhar aao apna kaan do..(come closer)
And she whispered the entire chhote bakse waala raaz in his ears.
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Its morning now. Yesterday’s hangover is all over. But the thing is none of the guests remember what had happened after they had taken the food. Neither does ishwari remember that she has revealed the secret nor does Mr.D remember what the secret was!…?
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Khatri at Bose House…
K: sagaai ka toh band Baja diya ab shaadi ka kya karna hai?
B: tu hi bana le Kuch plan pehle ki tarah!
K: haan waise bhi tere mein itne dimaag kaha Jo koi plan banaega.
B(to himself… Seeing the ring): Yeh ring main apni engagement pe apni fiancé ko pehnaunga!!!
Mere badle ki aag ki nishani hai Yeh!
K: tu na…ussi aag mein jal ke marja dhakkan!
Moongphali kitne dimaag ke saath jee ke karega bhi kya??
B: matlab kya hai tera????
K: abbé ullu…apni hone waali biwi ko sagaai mein gent’s ring pehnaaega?? Phir toh ho gayi Teri shaadi.??
B: Arre haan Yeh toh Maine sovmcha hi nahi!…… Phir is ring ka kya karein????…..ummm………haan Yeh sahi rahega!
K: kya?
Bijoy takes khatri’s hand in his hand and is about to put the ring in khatri’s finger…but khatri suddenly withdraws.
K: aee…khisak gaya hai kya??…mere se sagaai karega???… Saale main gay nahi hu samjha….door reh mujhse…hush….hurrr…..
B: offo…tumi ekta boka!!…tu khud hi soch agar main gay hota toh ishwari se pyar kaise karta?
K: woh kaun sa kisi mard se kam hai??…rakshasi Kahi ki??
B: mudde ki baat Yeh hai ki tere plan ki wajah se Ishwari ki engagement tooti hai….toh iss ring ke asli haqdaar tum hi ho…
K: accha aisa kya!!…??….chal theek hai phir…pehna De…
After this KHAJOY engagement?….both of them sat together with their bijoy’s mussoorie…for a tête tet….
B: koi plan socha tune?
K: nahi yaar Kuch nahi aa raha dimaag mein.
B: main kya soch raha tha….him itniehnat kar
kyun rahe hai….Yeh jaan ne ke baad ki woh sirf Paise se pyaar karti hai….main toh usse shaadi nahi karna chahta….aur ab usse sirf nafrat karta hu…
K: tu sahi bol raha hai…uss kamine dixit ki wajah se Mujhe apni ishu nahi mili….toh ab usse badal lene ka best tareeka yahi hai ki uski ishu se shaadi hone De…..Isse Badi saza kisi ke liye aur kya hogi…. Dekhna uski zindagi barbaad ho jaayegi phir last mein khud hi suicide kar lega…..??
B: exactly..! Humein toh celebrate karna chahiye..!!…chal khaate hai mussoorie ki kasam ke aaj ke baad kabhi uss rakshasni ke liye nahi ladenge …..usse bhool jayenge aur chain se jeenge…..
K: mussokrie ki kasam!!….Yeh best hai….cheers!!
B: waise khatri bhai…Yeh chhote bakse waala raaz aakhir hai kya??….Mujhe bhi batao!
K: arre Mujhe khud pata ho toh batau na!
B: tumhe bhi nahi pata….phir tum Ishwari ko blackmail kaise karte the?
K: Ishwari ko lagta hai ki Mujhe pata hai….par asal mein Yeh raaz sirf ishwari…uske papa….aur us pandit ko pata hai Jo ab zinda hi nahi raha!
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KHAJOY did not create any problem hereafter….and Ishwari got married to Mr. Dixit. Iske baad ki kahaani toh aap jaante hi hain…ki kaise maa ban ne ke craze ne Mr. Dixit ko Late Mr. Dixit bana diya……unke guzar jaane ke baad Ishwari ko khatri se Kuch Paise udhaar lene pade….jisko na chuka paane ki wajah se woh usse blackmail karta tha!!!….aur kehta tha….ki woh chhote bakse waala raaz sabke saamne aa jaayega!!
Ab sochne waali baat hai ki Yeh CHHOTE BAKSE WAALA RAAZ HAI KYA??
Main aapko batati hu……
Ishwari ka birth mark uske sabse alag hone ki or ishara karta tha….isliye uske papa ne…ek mahaan pandit se keh kar uski kundali banwaayi aur uska bhavishya batane ko kaha!
Pandit ne Ishwari ki kundali toh bana Di…oar uska bhavishya jaan ke woh behosh ho gaya….usse heart attack aa gaya aur woh chal basa…..Marne se pehle usne Ishwari ke bhavishya ko ek kagaz pe likh raha tha…..Ishwari ke papa jab unke aashram mein pahuche toh uhne woh kagaz mila…..usko padhte hi woh bahut hairaan ho gaye….aur uss kagaz ko ek chhote bakse mein hamesha ke liye kaid kar diya…
Uss kagaz pe Yeh likha tha…
“ISHWARI NAMAK PUTRI ….MAAF KIJIYEGA??….ISHWARI NAMAK MAA…..AMRIT PEE KAR IS DHARTI PAR AAYI HAI…….BADE SE BADA DHOKHA…..BURE SE BURA SAPNA……CHAHE JO BHI HO….YEH NAHI MAREGI…..ISKO MAARNE KA EK HI UPAAY HAI…..JO MAIN NEECHE LIKH RAHA HU……
5 KILO SHUDDH VANASPATI GHEE MEIN 2 KILO BESAN KA HALWA BANA KAR ISSE ZABARDASTI THOOS THOOS KE SAARA KA SAARA KHILANA HOGA…..IS HALWE KO BANANE MEIN POORA EK DIN LAGNA CHAHIYE NAHI TOH ASAR NAHI HOGA…..AUR SABSE ZAROORI BAAT…..YEH HALWA KHUD ISHWARI KE HAATH SE BANA HONA CHAHIYE..”
(Itna likhte hi pandit ji khisak liye….aur paramatma ke paas ja pahunche….bhagwaan unki aatma ko shanti De…)
Ishwari ke papa ne jab Yeh padha toh woh is chamatkar ke liye bhagwaan ka dhanyawaad karne lage….ki unki beti amar hai…..Yeh baat jab jab Ishwari ko paat chali toh use amar hone ki khushi se zyada….is baat ka dikh tha ki usmein uske Marne ka upaay bhi likha hua hai ……isliye usne apne papa se keh kar….is baat ko ek raaz hi rakha………khatri ko Yeh toh paat tha ki koi raaz hai….par Yeh nahi pata tha ki kya hai….
Ab aapko toh pata chal gaya…..ki ishwari apne haath ka bana halwa kha ke hi maregi…..plz Yeh kisi ko mat batana ki Maine aapko batayi hai….nahi toh Kahi Yeh ma Mujhe na tapka De..??
——END OF BIJWARITRI LOVE TRIANGLE—–
P.S. hope I didn’t disappoint you…and you liked this last part…plz comment and lemme know how you liked this series… Adios!!!?