CHUDAILBAAZ (EPISODE-1)

Here comes the most awaited story to kill all the difficulties of shivika’s and o’bros life. Here we present the great history creating ff THE CHUDAILBAAZ. all the ishquiess are requested to read this at their own risk. If any one goes under any kind of trauma then themselves are only responsible for it. the creators are not taking any kind of charges if anyone suffers from nightmare of chudail…. so at first the credit goes to the creator and producer of this story the great ishqeii BELA… and another credit goes to the famouse chupi rustam scenes provider the great ishquiee- VISHAKHA… and now here goes the story of the chudailbaaz. All the best for them who are reading it.
EPISODE-1
The episode starts with Nayantaaraa dancing on the song chammak challo. Anika and Shivay looks her shockingly and with weird expression. The dance gets over soon.

Pinky: oh my maataa samdhan ji aap to bare ache dancer nikli….
(oh my maataa… you mother-in-law…. You dance so well)

Nayantara: haan wo to aise he
(yaa.. it’s inborn talent)

Shivay: ab jiski beti itna achha naagin dance kar sakti hai uski maa to hogi hi achhi dancer
(now… whose daughter can dance so well naagin dance then the mother would obviously be a khidkitod dancer)

Anika: wayse mera naagin dance isse bhi achha tha aur wo kajra re yaad hai… wo to naagin dance se bhi zyada awesome tha…. Ekdum khidkitod.
( hey do you remember my naagin dance… it was so awesome.. and that kajrare dance it was to khidkitod)

Shivay: bas shuru ho gaya iska dancing par lecture…
(huh… again started her famous dancing lecture..)

Anika: and wo walaa.. khaike paan bana ras waalaa…
(amd that one.. khaike paan bana ras walaa…)

Shivay: anika tum justein bieber ko jaanti ho?
(anika do you know justin beiber?)

Anika: kaun…?? Barber…. Haan wo jo baal waal kaatte hai wahi na.. jiske paas shayad aap 10 saal se nhi gaye honge… isliye to aapki itni moti moti aur nukile daari hai… romance karte time bahut chubhte hai…
(who?? Barber who cuts hairs and all … whom you haven’t visited for decades…. Oh for that reason only your beard is so sharp… it pricks me during romance..)

Shivay: anika barber nhi neiber justin beiber..
(anika not barbar justein beiber)

Anika: ab wo kaun si khet ki muli hai?
(now what type of radish is he?)

Shivay: muli nhi singer hai jiske concert me maine dance kiya tha….
(not radish dear he is a singer… and I danced in one of his concert)

Anika: arre haan wo aap hi the na… aapka business me kuch nuksaan ho gaya tha kya?
(yaa… that one was you na??… did you undergo any loss in your business?)

Shivay: kyun?
(why?)

Anika: nhi aaj kal aap luchhe lafange ki tarah naach bhi rahe hai…
(no actually you are dancing like loafers as well now a days so I thought…)

Shivay: shut up

Anika: ok sorry

Nayantara: arre ye chudailbaaz hai ishqbaaz nhi to yahan hume dialogue sabse zyaada milegi tum logon ko nhi
(oh this is chudailbaaz and not ishqbaaz so we all will get more dialogues not you)

Anika: oh sorry galti ho gyi maiyaa raani…
(oh sorry for the mistake my dear mom..)

Nayantara: damaad ji…
(son-in-law…)

Pinky: oh mere daamaad ji ke maataa ji ab chalo kuch khusphusana hai….
(oh son-in-law’s mother-in-law… let’s go I want to tell you some secrets)

Nayantara: mere dance ke liye paise kaun dega?
(who will pay for the dance..)

Shivay: mai dunga na kya naachti hai aap… ek dum chammak challo
(I’ll pay my dear chammak challo mother-in-law)

Anika: haaaawww….. what is this language?

Shivay: oh sorry galti se character change ho gaya tha…
(oh sorry the character got changed by mistake)

Anika: theek hai maaf kiya.. ab aap bhi chaliye… office jaanaa hai ya nhi?
(ok I forgave you…. Now let’s go…. You have to go to office as well…)

Shivay and anika went to their room and shakti remained there with an aww face as pinky and nayantara also left. The scene shifts to good luck chawl where kameeni and mahi is discussing something.

Kameeni: mera raja beta… mera sona beta… mera sweetu beta dhoodh pi le
(my dear son.. mydarlo son please have this milk)

Mahi: mujhe pee karna hai
(I want to pee)

Kameeni: peechle 1 ghante se tu 10 baar pee kar chukka hai ab phir se tanki set kiya hai kya andar
(you have peed for 10 times in past 1 hour and again you want to pee… have you set a tanki inside)

Mahi: mujhe doodh nhi peena
(I don’t want to drink this milk)

Daksh: yo!!!! Theek hai mai pi leta hu…
(yo!!!! Ok fine I can have it)

Kameeni: arre kaun se khaandaan se hai re tu… haan? Doodh pi leta hu pahle apne dimaag ka wo coconut tree cut kar phir aanaa doodh peene…
(arre from which family are you?? Huh?? I will drink it.. at first go and cut that coconut tree then come for the milk)

Mahi: are baap re world war 3 shuru hone se pahle kat le mahi…
(mahi run from here before the world war 3 starts)

The scene shifts to pinky’s room.

Pinky: chal tu guest room me rahne jaa… bhaag mere room se
(hey you go to the guest room… run away from my room)

Nayantara: mujhe pkj family me naam nhi likhwana aur na hi milkha singh ke saath race lagana hai to mai kyun bhagu?
(I don’t want to register my name at pkj family and also not in Milkha Singh’s club… so why would a run?)

Pinky: pkj family?

Nayantara: haan ishqbaaz ki fanclub ki ek family… wo log pure pagal hai… sar se paon tak… full pagal… pk hai sab pk
(ya it’s a fanclub of ishqbaaz…. They are totally mad… from the hairs to the toe… full mad… they are all pk)

Pinky: oh theek hai to phir araam se jaa but jaa bas
(ok you go slowly but just go..)

Nayantara: wayse mere damadji naachne ke paise de denge na?
(by the way my damaadji will pay for the dance na?)

Pinky: wo mera heera beta hai kabhi bhi kisi ke paise nhi maarta… de dega
(he is my heera beta he never engulfs anybody’s money… he will pay for it)

Nayantara: kya beta…??
(what beta..??)

Pinky: heera beta

Nayantara: par uske body par to mujhe kahin par here nazar nhi aaye…?
(but I did not notice any diamond on his body)

Pinky: haaww tune uski body kab check ki
(haaww…. When did you check his body??)

Nayatara: wo jab naha kar bahar nikla than a tab mai darwaaze se jhank kar dekhi thi…
(when he came out wearing his towel after the shower I noticed him from behind the door)

Pinky: kya aurat hai re tu
(what type of woman are you?)

Nayantara: ek dum atom bomb…
(yeah atom bomb…)

The scene shifts to mrs. Kapoors house.

Mrs. Kapoor: sutlu… bahut din se manicure pedicure nhi karwaya chal chalte hai
(sutlu… we haven’t done manicure and pedicure for ages… let’s go)

Svetlana: mom ye sutlu kya hai..?? mera naam Svetlana hai ok..
(mom now what is this sutlu?? My name is Svetlana ok…)

Mrs. Kapoor: par sutlu ok theek hai Svetlana… chal manicure aur pedicure ke paise laa om se
(but sutlt.. ok fine svetlana.. bring money for manicure and pedicure from om)

Svetlana: om ki to oh my maataa kar dungi mai.. kya yaar shaadi bhi nhi ki… pata hai maine kitna practice kiya tha romance ka
(I will do oh my maataa of om… how dare he.. he did not marry as we… do you know how much I practiced for the romance)

Mrs. Kapoor: hay re meri bachhi
(oh my dear child)

Svetlana: upar se apko manicure karna hai…
(and now you are thinking to do manicure)

Mrs. Kapoor: tu ek kaam kart u oberois ki kaam waali baai ban jaa to shayad paise mil jaaye
(ok fine you do one thing you become servant of oberois then you will get money as well)

Svetlana: aap ke dimaag ka screw dheela ho gaya hai…
(the screw of your brain got loosened?)

Mrs. Kapoor: are galat baat screw rahega tab na dheela hoga kabhi tha hi nhi…
(wrong… no screw is present only then how will any screw get loosened?)

Svetlana: theek hai mai om ki personal servant ban jaati hu at least paise to milenge…
(ok fine I’m becoming om’s personal servant at least we will get some money)

Mrs. Kapoor: haan chal jaa..
(yaa you go..)

Daksh arrives at mrs. Kapoor’s place after some time.

Mrs. Kapoor: lo aa gaya coconut tree
(see coconut tree came)

Daksh: oo sutlu ki maa…
(oo sutlu’s mom..)

Mrs. Kapoor: ab ye sutlu ki maa kya hai? Sirf maa bhi kabhi bulaya kar
(now what is this called sutlu’s mom? Call me only mom)

Daksh: wo jo aunty hai na chawl waali unhone mujhe dhoodh nhi diya peene
(that aunty of the chawl did not give me milk)

Mrs. Kapoor: achha?? Theek hai mai tere liye amul dhoodh le kar aati hu
(oh..?? this is the problem?? Ok wait I’m bringing amul milk for you)

Daksh: par amul doodh kyun?
(but why amul?)

Mrs. Kapoor: kyun ki amul doodh peeta hai india…
(because.. amul milk is drunk by india)

Daksh: haan ye bhi hai par mummi india ka muh kaun se side hai jahan se wo doodh peeta hoga
(yaa.. that’s also true but mummi from which side does india drinks the milk?)

Mrs. Kapoor: good question re… mai abhi india ke prime minister se puch kar batati hu
(good question… wait I’m calling the prime minister of india to ask this)

Daksh: par aapke paas unka number kahan se aayaa?
(but from where did you get his number)

Mrs. Kapor: nhi hai mere paas number bas script ki demand thi yto maine ye dialogue jhaar diya
(I don’t have.. it was script’s demand so I just used the dialogue)

Dahsh: oh mummy you rocked….. script writers shocked

At Oberoi Mansion Nayantara went to the guest room. While pinky went to shivika’s room. Shivika was standing in hugging position and pinky noticed it.

Pinky: kya yaar uski maa aayi hai par abhi tak wo mere heeere bête se chipki hui hai… theek hai heera nhi hai uski body par to kya hua uska dil to hai na heeere jaisa..
(what fish… she is still now sticked to my heera beta… ok ok his body is not covered with diamonds but his heart is like diamond only na..)

The scene shifts to mrs. Kapoors house.

Mrs. Kapoor: iss shivika ko to ab alag karna hi padega….
(now I have to separate this shivika)

Daksh (while drinking the milk): mumma ye doodh bahut achha hai…
(mumma this milk tastes good)

Mrs. Kapoor: chalo isse to pata hi nhi chala ki ye maine white colour ka paani hai… par iss shivika ka kuch to karna hi padega..
(oh thank god he did not realize that it is not milk but a white coloured water…. But I have t o do something to this shivika)

The scene now shifts to chwal room

Kameeni: iss pinky ponky donkey ki oh my maataa ke saath gangaraam karna hi parega aur iske liye mujhe mahi ko doodh pilakar heman banana hi padega pata nhi ab ye maahi kahan chala gaya.
( now I have to do gangaram of this pinky ponky donkey along with oh my maataa and for that I have to make mahi stronger as like he man… but where does he went)

Kameeni went out to find mahi

PRECAP- JUST WAIT AND WATCH……….SOMETHING FISHY IS ON THE WAY
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