Confusion… (manmarziyan) a comedy one shot

Arjun mehra,was feeling proud after becoming a psychiatrist. It was his first day…He was super excited.
“I will become the superhero after solving the cases to my patients….”
“sir don’t gett too much excited.Yje prrevios doctor,Neil was driven mad,literally,by the patients…..”Radhika,her assistant said.
“well,I am not scared.who is the first patient?”Arjun asked..
“well,mr.and mrs.bhalla,please come in,”radhika calllled them.
Arjun heard some noises…well sounded like..
“jhansi ki rani…..oye,tu chhup kar….aap chup kijiye na,raavan kumar…..”

Then a couple entered.
A man, aged like 40-45 and a woman,same aged entered.
“Hi, I am…. ”
“raava kuumar”Ishita interrupted.
“sorry,your name is Raavan kumar,”Arjun looked on puzzled.
“well,people know me by the name of Raman kumar Bhalla,and she is jhansi ki rani,Well,Ishita Raman Kumar Bhalla,”Raman said.
“whatever,please tell your problem,”
“well,I am raman kumar bhalla,Ex husband of Shagun arora.But she left my child Ruhi when she was 6 months old.And after

a few years,on Ruhi’s insistance,I married jhan…..I mean Ishita.And then,again,For a third child,I opted for surrogacy,and I didn’t find another lady except for Shagun.Then shagun died,and the spirit of her landed inn ishita.But then,we found out,Shagun was not Dead…and theen…………………………………After 7 years,Ishita came back to me,but now shagun also looves me,whereas,Mani loves Ishita.And we are planning to make Mani and Shagun married.But me,Raacan kumar and jhansi ki rani still love each other,but we won’t tell itt to each other.And still the name of the serial is “yeh hai mohabbatein”.all thanks to Ekta Kapoor,”after blabbering for 1:30 hours,Raman stopped.
“Raman,I am proud on you,you still remember all the tracks.”Ishita said.
“Hold on one second.I didn’t understand anything,why so many complications,just go and marry each other,what’s the point of doing all these?Arjun was shocked.
“yeah,we also want to marry each other.But maybe,we will get married after Adi will become a grandfather,”ishita said.
Raman:I think……nothing will.happen even after consulting a psychiatrist. This serial is all messed up.Well,thanks doctor for your precious time….
“May I come in,”a person requested.
“arreu,Abhi,how are you,”Raman hugged the person.
Ishita too hugged Pragya.
“what happened with you?”Raman asked.
“same ekta kapoor problem”Abhi said.
“well,then doctor,all the best.Because this one is the most complicated case of all time,”radhika told Arjun.

After Ishra left.Abhigya settled themselves on the chairs.
Arjun ate a parasitamol and asked them to start.
“at first,doctor,I am abhishekh,short for abhi.and this is fuggy,”Abhi said.
“Pragya,”
“now,answer me on question doctor,after how many days,the tummy of a pregnat lady turns big,”asked abhi
“well,after 6 months,why you are asking such a weird question?
“because,in my serial, a lady ramained pregnant for 1.5 years,with a slim figure.I wonder,how’s that possible?”Pragya said.
“What’s the name of this serial?”Arjun asked
“kumkym bhagya,”
“Well,I refer a senior psychiatrist,akshara singhania and gopi modi.They are the most successful in solving cases for really long time..
“thank you,doctor,” saying this,they left.
Arjun was looking devastated.
Radhika then hurriedly entrd the cabin and said,”Sir,a mad woman in the asylum,Is creating havoc,”
“Let me check on her,”

Arjun then heard a noise and went to the lady.
The lady:well,you are very fair,fairer than my yuvraaj,And also handsome.I want to make you my grandchild.I want you to exchange you with yuvraaj.
Arjun:Why?
Lady:As you are more handsome…ha ha ha.
Arjun was like,oh my god….where have I reached!
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Radhika when enters the cabin of doctor arjun mehra,He was packing all the items in a bag…
“Where are you going,”
“TO Birdsong”
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