Everything Is Fair In Love And War (Kanchi) Chapter 21

Recap: Sanchi was reminiscing her past. Someone name Maharani Anjali came and was begging Sanchi to return to Aman’s life. Kabir assigned Sanchi surgeries for the week and then she was singing on the terrace of the hospital.

Author’s Note: Sorry but a quick note… I have skipped 2 weeks. I really feel like I’ve dragged this way too much!!! So right now I think it’s fair to show Kunal and Isha’s marriage and then in the next chapter…
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Just a small clarification!! This wedding is being held at a “deserted” place. Idk basically there are a bunch of hotel type palaces around so the boys are on one side with a hotel and the girls in one and the wedding is being held at the girls palace. I know doesn’t make sense but go with the flow

We start at Sanchi’s house where she and Pragya are getting ready. Kunal and Isha wanted a proper full on indian wedding so we will start from the engagement!!!

Sanchi: Do I look good?? I feel like this blue makes me look fat!!
Pragya: You and fat!!! Good One
Sanchi: I’m gonna change!!!
Pragya: You really are crazy, go and quickly change. You still have to do my makeup!!
Sanchi runs into her closet and comes out in a white-gold lengha
Sanchi: This is much better…
Pragya: Now please do my makeup!!
Sanchi: Okay, okay!!

Quick Clothing Description:

Pragya: Purple Anarkali Suit with golden lining and a golden dupatta. With golden heels and purple gold churis. Her hair is curled, cat eye and mascara.

Sanchi: White lengha with golden embroidery her dupatta is on her shoulder (revealing stomach), white flats. Straight hair, cat eye, falsies, nude lipstick!! With golden churis…

At palace/marriage hall… (idk that’s how my family usually does it)

Isha is in the ladies dressing room getting ready. Just a few touch ups and she will be ready. Sanchi and Pragya come along with Meera and some other friends.

Isha’s Clothing Description:
Heavy pink lengha with golden embroidery. Her hair has a little bump (idk what it’s actually called) with her hair curled and put in a bun. She is wearing a diamond necklace with matching earrings and mangtika. Along with her pink/golden churis and dupatta

Meera: As always looking smoking hot!!
Sanchi: Can’t believe you will be living with Kunal bichari Pragya…
Pragya: Actually… I’m moving in with my dad. I don’t want to stay alone.
Isha: So what about the place??
Pragya: I take my things, you take yours, Sanchi already left. The place will be empty and ready for new people.
Isha: We spent 4 years there and now all if it gone…
Sanchi: Hey!! Now you will be making some new memories in your guy’s new house.
Meera: He’s also leaving his place and moving into a house with you…
Isha: I know
Sanchi: Just cry during your bidaai!!
And they all started laughing….

Let’s check on the boys…

Kunal was fixing his sherwani when Veer came up to him… (totally forgot to mention, they invited Kabir, but fashionably late)

Veer: Soch le abhi toh poori zindagi baaki hai
Sushant: Even I’m stuck now. Before marriage everything is okay then after!! Oh. God!!
Kunal: Such amazing friends!!
Sushant(laughs): You’ll be fine for now just focus on looking good!!!
Veer: Didn’t you invite Kabir??
Kunal: He’s hosting
Sushant: Oh yaa
Kunal: Hopefully he can outsmart Sanchi
Veer: Kunal wear your contacts!!! These glasses are only good when you are at work!!

So the engagement starts… the DJ is playing some music and everyone is getting settled, while Isha and Kunal come down the stairs and take a seat at the thrones(lol so brown)

Sanchi: Testing, testing!!! Good Evening everyone today we are here to give our blessings and best of wishes to my dear friends Kunal and Isha!!! So we are going to start off with some music and
Kabir: And then the ring exchange and both sides will be showing off their dancing skills. Just saying the girls side is totally losing
Sanchi: Not even in your dreams Mr. Khadoos
And she walks off…

Sanchi: Yaar what is he doing here?? And he’s co-hosting with me. Isha you better pay me now
Isha: You’re going to leave the boys mouth open when dancing or singing. So why don’t you just keep Kabir’s mouth shut…
Sanchi: How?? Btw that’s for the actual wedding
Pragya: Do what he did to you!!
Isha: Cut his lines
Sanchi: You’re amazing, bye!!

While on the boys side…
Veer: Yaar hum toh gaye??
Kunal: Oh come on he’s not that bad of a host
Sushant: We’ll see that Dulhe-raja
Kunal: You guys do realize that now the party will actually be exciting because of these two
Veer: I agree with that.

Kabir: So ladies and gentlemen
Sanchi: A little bit about the night, we have some games planned in between our big contest between the two sides…
Kabir: Our judges will be the grandparents or elders from each side…
Sanchi: But first…

Kunal’s mom: Chalo sabhi ring exchange ka time ho gaya!!!

Isha and Kunal both exchange rings. Everyone claps and flowers come down from the ceiling. Everyone starts taking photos and selfies with Kunal and Isha but both managed to talk to each other. Later…

Kabir: Okay so let’s start our
Sanchi: Dance Battle…. heads=boys first, tails=girls first

Kabir tosses the coin…
Sanchi: HA Losers first… heads “jk”

Kunal’s Brothers and Sister-in-laws Start Performing…
While Kabir goes to Sanchi…
Kabir: What is your stupid problem?? You are cutting all my lines
Sanchi walks away…
Kabir: Why did I even agree for this?? Oh ya!! my mom…

Flashback To Last Thursday:
Kunal: Kabir Sir Isha and I are getting married and we would like to invite you and auntyji.
Kusum: Congratulations but I’m going to our ancestral home for a few days but Kabir will definitely be coming.
Kunal: Thank you so much!! See you at the hospital Sir and I hope you have a safe journey Auntyji

Kunal leaves…
Kabir: Maa I’m not going… that Sanchi will be there
Kusum: Just go for a colleague and free food!!
Kabir: Wow Maa

The next day…
Boys in cafeteria:
Kunal: Yaar I need a host from my side. The girls host is Sanchi and none of my brothers want to stand up “against” her.
Sushant: Sorry bhai but Meera and Sanchi both will kill me.
Veer: And I just don’t want to host.
Kunal: Auntyji!! Hi
The boys wave and Kusum and Kabir join them.
Sushant: How have you been doing??
Kusum: Good thanks for asking, what’s this list
Veer: All the possible people who can host from the boys side
Kunal: But everyone is afraid of Sanchi!!
Kusum (laughs): Scared of Sanchi!!!
Kunal: Arre Auntyji woh humare host ki itni dulhai kari gi…
Sushant: It’s better not have one.
Kusum: Kabir can do it!! He already hates her so you guys will have strong comebacks…
Kunal: Dr. Kabir… Rs. 100 per hour
Kabir: Excuse me?!?! I won’t host
Veer: Rs. 300 per hour
Kusum: Rs. 250
Sushant: Sold thank you aunty…
whispers to Kusum
Sushant: How are you his mom??
Kusum: Even I don’t know

Kabir: I’m right here…

End of Flashback

Sanchi: Now from the girls side!!!

So performances go on and before you know it, it’s time to go back home!! Performance winners will be announced at the wedding reception!! Next comes day is just a chill day and both sides go shopping. Then comes HALDI (i think). Kunal fussed over the haldi but then his brothers held him down, while Isha just sat down and got over it… so changing this a little but… the girls will have their bachelorette party day before mehndi and guys will have it day of mehndi.

So let’s see what the girls are doing… Isha has a bar so kinda a girls night out!!

Isha: Okay so everyone has to perform!!
Sanchi: Including me!!
Pragya: Nahi nahi tumhare liye ek khaas laminated invitation aga!!
Meera: Come on Sanchi don’t be the spoilsport!!
Sanchi: Fine!! Just for you guys!!

The girls start talking, drinking, and playing games and loud music. Let’s see what the guys are doing… group conversation on phone right now!!

**on phone**
Veer: So who wants to crash their party??
Sushant: Veer you are going to regret that…
Kunal: Me and Sushant speak from experience!!
Veer: Yaar what they all are at the garden and drinking and playing loud music.
Sushant: Listen for my wedding we crashed their party and they crashed ours in a way worse way!! If you want Sanchi to crash our party then go ahead but don’t blame me then…

Just then Kabir calls Kunal…
Kunal: Guys!! Hush Kabir is calling shh…
He takes the call.
Kunal: Hello Kabir…
Kabir: Listen I really don’t want to host with Sanchi!!
Kunal: Please sir!! And I am paying you!!!
Kabir: How do I handle that stupid girl?? Aren’t they having their bachelorette party now??
Kunal: Yess, why??
Kabir: Let’s crash it…
Veer: See
Kabir: Veer what are … am I in a group convo right now??
Kunal: Sorry but I’m not crashing they will crash ours
Sushant: Speaking from experience
Kabir: Veer, you coming??
Veer: Yeh The Kabir Kapoor hi hai na
Kabir: Anyway… I’m heading there now so meet you at the back
Veer: Why back??
Kabir: I heard your gf saying that they have informed all employees to not let any of the grooms side come…
Kunal and Sushant: We are NOT a part of this
Kunal: Bye
Sushant: RIP

Kabir and Veer meet up at the back and hear the music and they head in stealthily…

Isha: Come on SANCHI WOOOO
Pragya: Abhe yaaar SSSanchi open this disgusting bum and let the crazy s*xy Sanchi come out
Sanchi: Not happening
Isha: Please for my “last” day
Meera: Come on Sanchi it’s just us four now!!
All: COME ON SANCHI….
Pragya: Behenji
Sanchi: How dare you call me a behenji
Pragya winks at Meera

Background Music: Ang Laga De

Sanchi starts dancing and the girls cheer her on… just then Kabir and Veer stand near a pillar.
*whispering*
Kabir: Umm
Veer: Phones!!
They both making videos…
Kabir: Now I can blackmail her…
Veer,being the dumb person he is, starts walking towards Sanchi. Kabir ran the other way

Veer was right in front of Sanchi and she
Sanchi. AHHHHH
Veer: Perfect
And he runs off
Sanchi: SECURITY
Security comes and holds both the boys

She grabs both by the collar and Pragya brings a rope and they tie them to the pillar…

Veer: Arre chhodo hume
Kabir: Listen I will
Sanchi: Shh
She grabs their phones and deletes the video. And then starts taking pictures of them and sends them to everyone.
Kabir: I didn’t know you were such a great dancer
Veer: Sanchi tum toh seedhi sadi ladki thi… toh
Sanchi: Just get ready for our dumaka
Meera: SECURITY
Hotel Security escort Kabir and Veer out!!

Veer: What about our party??
Kabir: We will see…
Veer: I like this new Kabir
Kabir glares at him
Kabir: Don’t get used it
And they walk off

Isha: I love Kunal
Pragya: Chalo Maharani Isha
Sanchi: Mehndi tomorrow and crashing their party…
Isha: You aren’t putting mehndi
Sanchi: After crashing their party
Pragya: I’m totally joining you
Meera: I’m gonna stay with Isha
Isha: Tum hi meri sachi dost ho
Meera: Ik

Mehndi…
Sanchi: Chalo Pragya
Pragya runs and shoves some supplies in Sanchi’s car and they drive off.

Bachelor Party
All: Cheers
Sushant: Kunal!!
Kunal: Just forget it, it’s Kabir and Veer who will regret it
Sushant: Let’s go then
Just then Sanchi and Pragya pop up behind the and pay the bartender and whisper something then hands him a bag
Sanchi: time for me to shine
And the walk towards the bathroom…
Sanchi: Totally ruining their party…
Pragya: That was a good idea about the drinks
Sanchi: And this performance
Pragya: We are totally going destroy this party!!
Sanchi drinks a little bit of vodka!!
Sanchi: You should also perform
Pragya: I’m doing music, I can’t dance
Sanchi: Traditional first and then modern
Pragya: But tradition will be longer
The both high five and walk out in different directions ….

The club goes dark and then…
Pragya: How’s everyone doing tonight?? What did you guys think we were going to do??
Veer: Pragya??
Pragya: Abheo nalayak samne dekho

Spotlight hits Sanchi and Pragya plays…

Main Sasural Nahi Jaungi
Sanchi is wearing exactly what Sridevi was wearing in the song and starts dancing while

Pragya: For others who don’t know Veer and Kabir crashed our party
Majority of guests: Veerr AND Kabiir

Sanchi finishes dancing and the song goes to Crazy Kiya Re and Sanchi rips apart her clothes and comes out the s*xy outfit Aishwarya was wearing (second outfit, black crop top and light blue skirt). Just then Kabir when to the bar for another drink but…

Kabir: What is this!!
Sanchi: Uski yaadon mein uske khwabon mein jhoome jiya re…
Bartender: Your drink
Kabir: This isn’t beer
Bartender: That madam told me to give you this only
Kabir: What is it??
Bartender: Apple Cider
Veer: Hum toh sach mein phas gaye

Pragya and Sanchi (on mic yelling): BYE BOYS !!!!!

And they run out!!! And they go to the mehndi and tell everything to Meera and Isha

Meera(laughing): Oh my god!!
Isha: Poor boys
Sanchi: Hey Kunal and Sushant warned them
Pragya: Here I got a video
All died of laughing!!!

Everything else went smoothly and it was finally time for the wedding reception!!

Kabir: Ladies First No??
Sanchi: Shut up!!

The girls side starts performing!! And I’m sorry but it’s average while the boys are making up for the lost engagement points… down to the last performances!!!

Sanchi: Next Up is… ME, so shoo

She sings Saans from Jab Tak Hai Jaan, with a recording of … Aman and girls dancing in the background
Sanchi: Thank you everyone…
The judges give her 10 out of 10(each of the judges)

Sanchi looked the the boys side smirks and walks off!!

Judges: Okay so it’s obvious who won… GIRLS!!!
Girls: Wohooo
Kabir: What!!
Veer: Yaar Sanchi killed it

Sanchi(mic): Request to the bride and groom, please dance then other couples will join after you guys start
Isha(mouthing): Only if you sing
Sanchi nodded no
Isha(mouthing): Please
Sanchi(mouthing): Which song
Isha: Hum …
Sanchi: Any guy wanna sing with me!!
Boys: ….
Sanchi: Ugh

Music plays…
She hands a recording to the DJ

Recording: Hum hai iss pal yahan,
Kabir comes in and sings

Kabir:
Jaane Ho Kal Kahan
Hum Miley Na Miley, Hum Rahey Na Rahey
Rahegi Sadaa Yahan, Pyar Ki Ye Dastan
Sunenge Sadaa Jise,Yeh Zameen Asmaan

Rang Dhal Jaate Hai, Din Badal Jaate Hai
Raatein So Jati Hai, Raahen Kho Jaati Hai
Pyar Khota Nahin, Pyar Sota Nahin
Pyar Dhalta Nahin, Haan Badalta Nahin

Sanchi:
Hum hai iss pal yahan
Jaane Ho Kal Kahan
Hum Miley Na Miley, Hum Rahey Na Rahey
Rahegi Sadaa Yahan, Pyar Ki Ye Dastan
Sunenge Sadaa Jise,Yeh Zameen Asmaan

Hum Jahan Aaye Hain, Meherbaan Saaye Hain
Hum Yahaan Khwaabon Ke, Karwaan Laaye Hain
Dhadkane Hain Jawaan, Ga Raha Hain Samaa
Pighli Pighli Si Hain, Mehki Tanhaiyan

Both:
Hum Hain Iss Pal Yahan, Jaane Ho Kal Kahan
Hum Miley Na Miley, Hum Rahey Na Rahey
Rahegi Sadaa Yahan, Pyar Ki Ye Dastan
Sunenge Sadaa Jise,Yeh Zameen Asmaan

Sanchi walks out crying….

Author’s Note:
Kinda rushed through it next chapter will have another 2 weeks leap. Chapter 22 and 23 will have time leaps so that I can quickly get to the main parts of the ff. This has been way to dragged already so hopefully by chapters 35-40 I will be done!!

Any comments are welcomed!! Thank you for reading!!