Everything Is Fair In Love And War (Kanchi) Chapter 26

So the afternoon goes by Sushant did come for the pag phera rasam and then Sanchi returned home about 2 hours later. It is now almost dinner time and Sanchi was making dinner… (I don’t want it to be offensive but Sanchi just likes to cook and it really warms the cook’s heart when ppl like their food)

Kitchen
Kabir comes in to check on Sanchi…

When Kabir comes in, he sees Sanchi making some aata but because the kitchen window is open her hair is getting in the way. He walks on over and closes the window

Sanchi: Don’t close the window!! It will get foggy and disgusting in here…
Kabir: But then your hair will get in the aata
Sanchi: It won’t…
Kabir opens the window and walks out the kitchen

Kabir: Kriti!! Come here!!!
Kriti: Kya hai Kabir bhai
Kabir: Do you have a hair tie
Kriti: Why??
Kabir: Do you have a hair tie??
Kriti: Ya…
Kabir: Give
Kriti: I need it back
Kabir: You will get it back
Kriti: Here

Kabir heads back to the kitchen and pretends to get something from the fridge but then walks behind Sanchi

Sanchi: I know you are standing behind me
Kabir: …
He collects (lol) Sanchi’s hair. Sanchi shivers and turns around.
Sanchi: What are you doing??
Kabir turns Sanchi around
Kabir: You make the aata
He then collects her hair and ties it in a ponytail.
Kabir: I don’t want your long hair to be in my roti and if it’s in Tayajis or Chachu’s food then they won’t even eat.
And he walks out…
Sanchi: Why?? What is happening?? It has to stop!!
She continues making food and finally finishes around 5:30PM. Everyone comes at the dining table once again and enjoy the food made by Sanchi. After dinner everyone goes out to the patio and enjoys the nice cool weather.

Tayaji 1: Such nice weather
Tayiji 1: For once
Chachu: Delhi ke mausam ka kya pata??
Kusum: Accha Sanchi…
Sanchi: Yes mom
Kusum(smiles): What do you think your honeymoon destination should be??
Kabir: Maa again
Shivani (older cousin): Shut up Kabir
Kabir glares at her…
Shivani: Haw look he is glaring at his older sister
Kriti waves at Kabir…
Kriti: So what do you say Bhabhi??
Sanchi: Work before personal life….
Tayiji 2: Yeh lo Mr. Workaholic ke liye Mrs. Workaholic
Kusum: Oh come on!! You guys must go on a honeymoon…
Sanchi: Actually Mom, I don’t think we should go any sooner because we have already taken so many days off and the interns work is delayed and our patients can’t wait forever. They need to be treated as well.
Kabir: Exactly Maa, we will go some other time
Kusum: But you will go…
Kanchi: Fine!!
All cousins: Oh Ho, saying the same word at the same time
This time Sanchi glares at them…
Shivani: Ok Sanchi we get it, I must say Kabir your glares are nothing against Sanchi…
Kabir: Well who’s wife is she
And he high fives his Chachu…
Sanchi: That wasn’t funny at all.

Just then they hear Ashu scream…. ( totally forgot to tell who’s whose kid… will tell later)
They all run inside…
Tayaji 1: What happened??
Kusum: Why did you scream??
Ashu: Time for some antakshari
Chachi: Oh ho, ullu da pattha

Kabir attempts to slowly walk back but then Sanchi catches him…
Sanchi(whispers): Aap kahan chale patidev
Kabir(whispers): Let go of me
She drags him and makes him sit down
Sanchi: He was trying to run
Sanit: Thanks for letting me know
Kabir glares at Sanchi
Sanchi: Again you are glaring at the wrong person
And she walks off and sits down…
Malti starts the music and they all toss the pillow…

Music stops and who has it…
KUSUM!!!
Kusum: Oh foo!! What do I have to do??
Elders: Sing!!
Kusum: It’s been so many years
All kids (including Kanchi): You sing!!
Chachu: Humhari Kusum Bhabhi ki awaz par toh har ek ladka maar tha tha!!
Tayaji 2: Including Kabir’s dad
Sanchi: Mom please!!!
After some insisting she agrees to sing…

Song: Ajeeb Daastan (1960)

Kusum:
Ajeeb daastaan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Yeh manzile hai kaunsi
Na voh samajh sake na hum

Yeh roshni ke saath kyoon
Dhuaan utha chiraag se

Yeh khwaab dekhti hoon main
Ke jag padi hoon khwaab se
Ajeeb daastaan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Yeh manzile hai kaunsi
Na voh samajh sake na hum

She gets up and heads towards Kabir!!!

Mubaarakein tumhe ke tum
Kisi ke noor ho gaye
Kisi ke itne paas ho
Ke sab se door ho gaye
Ajeeb daastaan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Yeh manzile hai kaunsi
Na voh samajh sake na hum

Now heads towards Sanchi!!!

Kisi ka pyaar leke tum
Naya jahan basaaoge

Yeh shaam jab bhi aayegi
Tum humko yaad aaoge
Ajeeb daastaan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Yeh manzile hai kaunsi
Na voh samajh sake na hum

Everyone claps and cheers Kusum on!!!
Kusum: Thank you!! But we must continue our game to finish on time.

So they all continued and one by one the elders and younger ones were eliminated (from the game). So who was left?? KANCHI!!!

Kriti: My money is on Sanchi Bhabhi
Shivani: Kabir is totally gonna win
Sanit: If Bhabi can beat the glare maestro then this game is a piece of cake!!
They both continue tossing the pillow and eventually the music stops and who has the pillow…
KABIR!!!

Sanit: OOHH
Kriti: Kabir bhai lost!!
Sanit: So what are we going to make him do??
Shivani: Sanchi won’t torture her husband will she???
Sanchi smirked…
Sanchi: I want Kabir to…
Sanit: What?!?!
Sanchi: Dance…
Kriti: What!!!
Sanchi: But in a sari
Sanit and Kriti started laughing so badly they fell onto the floor and started crying…
Sanit: HAHAHA, it hurts
Kriti: HAHAHAHA
Everyone else first looked at Sanchi in shock but then also started laughing!!!

Shivani: WHAT !!!
Kabir: I won’t be doing that
Sanchi: Then I guess you are a sore loser
Kabir: Where’s the sari??
Kusum: I will get you one!!

A few minutes later…
The Khadoos Kabir Kapoor was walking out in a sari and starts dancing to …

Badrinath Ki Dulhania (title song)

Everyone laughed their eyes out!!! At the end of Kabir’s performance everyone had died on laughing and had gotten enough pictures and video to torture Kabir for at least 3 months!! They all finally got up but continued to laugh and headed to their rooms.

When Kanchi reached their room. Sanchi sat down at the bed and tried to calm herself down!! But couldn’t…. Kabir was furious!!

He sits down next to Sanchi but then gets lost in her looks.

Kabir: “I’ve never seen Sanchi this happy in my entire life but she still embarrassed me in front of everyone.”
He gets angry again and grabs Sanchi by the shoulder. They share a deep eyelock.
Kabir: Because of you I can’t even look at any of them until they get over it!! But that will never happen in this life!!
Sanchi: Oh don’t worry!! It will just last for a couple of days!!
She gets up and is about to remove her makeup when Kabir grabs her again.
Kabir: You really don’t know what you’ve done. Sooner or later, the Malhotra’s will see that and if Veer posts it then I will be dead!! But who cares right?? Well I do!! No one will be afraid of me and then the hospital will think I’m this weirdo who is easily following his wife’s orders.
Sanchi: You are just exaggerating this!!
Kabir: This is about my reputation in my personal and work life. Which will be ruined because of YOU!!! You probably don’t know but my reputation is the most important thing in my life!! More important than you!! If I lose my reputation then I don’t know what I will do
Sanchi: I… I… I can talk to Veer about this and everyone else!!
Kabir: Like that will help!! You have all the doctor’s snapchats!! Everyone must have seen it by now!!
Sanchi: Actually only the gang has seen it and Dr. Malhotra…
Kabir: THANKS A LOT!!!
Sanchi quickly removes the post and just texts the videos to the gang and Dr. Malhotra but told them not to talk about it and to not share it with anyone else!! She sits back down at the vanity…

Sanchi: “More important than me?? What could that mean?? I’m important in his life.”
She removes her makeup and when Kabir comes out she goes to quickly change. When she came out she saw Kabir on his laptop and when he looked up he started glaring at her. Sanchi glanced at him but then couldn’t maintain eye contact she grabbed her phone typed something and then went to sleep…

*Laptop Beeps*
Kabir: “New email?? Right now??”
He checks the email and …

**On Email**
From Sanchi M Kapoor
I’m sorry, I was just trying to have some fun. I thought it was okay to joke around but I guess that you didn’t like that. I pulled it off from my story BUT I sent it to the gang and Anand uncle but they won’t forward it!! I’m not that nice!!
**Off Email**

Kabir smiles…
Kabir: “Should I…”
Kabir turns to see Sanchi but…
Kabir: Uff!! Did you apply your ointment??
Sanchi: How bad is it??
Kabir: Better than it was before
Sanchi: Good Night Mr. Kapoor
Kabir: Good Night… Mrs. Kapoor
And they both fell asleep…

The next morning…
Sanchi gets up and quickly washes her face and brushes and heads downstairs to make breakfast…

Sanchi: “Aaj kya bano? Idea”
And she starts cooking away…. about half an hour later Malti didi comes in…
Malti: Arre Sanchi yeh tum kya kar rahi ho?? Tum toh aaj kaam par ja rahi ho…
Sanchi: Baas Didi hoga…
Malti: But Kabir ka
Sanchi: Yeh hai humara lunch
Malti: Theek hai toh main safai kar deti ho
Sanchi: Ok!!
Sanchi then heads upstairs to shower… when she came in Kabir was heading to the bathroom. Sanchi quickly grabbed her bathrobe and Kabir had opened the door when

Sanchi: Thank you very much!!
And she went in
Kabir: Oye!!
Sanchi: Ladies First
Kabir: I was going in first
Sanchi: Better luck next time…

15 minutes later…
Sanchi stepped out of the bathroom in her bathrobe.
Kabir: You…
Sanchi: Excuse me turn around or close your eyes
Kabir: 15 minutes off your break
Sanchi: Keep your personal and work life separate Mr. Kapoor
Kabir goes into the bathroom and Sanchi goes into the closet (it’s a walk in)

Clothes Description:
Sanchi will be wearing a silky creme color shirt (half sleeves) and black pants with laced heels. She applies her usual makeup, concealer, liner and mascara with nude colored lips. Her hair is in a messy bun…
She puts on her squarish black glasses, just then Kabir comes out

Clothes Description
White Button Up, Black Pants, and a Black coat with black dress shoes

Sanchi was about to leave when:..
Kabir: You’re forgetting something
Sanchi turns around …
Sanchi: What??
Kabir grabs a small little box and walks towards Sanchi. Kabir puts a little bit of sindoor in her hair line
Kabir: Now we can go
Sanchi: Let’s go
By the time they reached downstairs everyone was sitting at the dining table…

Shivani: Sanchi why did you make all this?? You should be sleeping in …
Sanchi: It wasn’t a hassle for me
Kabir: Shivani Di is right Sanchi,
Sanchi: Okay so I guess you two don’t want this yummy breakfast
She takes Shivani and Kabir’s plate…
Kabir: No no no, I need that
Sanchi: And di
Shivani: I need my plate too
They all smiled and ate breakfast. Kanchi had quickly eaten their breakfast and headed to their cars…
Kabir: You want to go in the same car??
Sanchi: Only if it’s my car…
Kabir: Why is that??
Sanchi: Because it’s nicer than yours
Kabir: Then I’m driving
Sanchi: But I’m driving after work
Kabir: Ok fine

They reach the hospital.
Sanchi: Vallet!!
Vallet comes and takes Sanchi’s keys.
Sanchi: Aur yeh lo, aaj sirf Rs. 200 Sorry
Vallet: Koi bat nahi Dr.

They both head in and… the entire staff is clapping and cheering for them!! One of the nurses hands Sanchi a bouquet of roses…

Sanchi: We really appreciate this kind gesture but this hospital isn’t going to work on it’s own
Kabir: Everyone back to work now!!!

Veer: Kya yaar shaadi ke baad bhi Khadoos
Sanchi: Veeeer
Veer walks off and Kanchi head to their own offices…

So the day goes on and soon it’s lunch time… Sanchi headed to Kabir’s office with their lunch. She knocks

Kabir: Come In
Sanchi: Hey!! I brought lunch
Kabir: For me!! WOW
Sanchi rolled her eyes and then she opened the door completely to see the gang there…
Kabir: Oh no
Sanchi: Oh yes
The gang sat down on the couches and started to eat.
Sushant: Is he seriously not joining??
Sanchi: I guess so
Isha: That video that you sent us was too good yaar
Kunal: Don’t play it now we won’t be able to eat!!
Pragya: Abhe yaar Kabir jiju is bohkar ne sab kuch ka lena hai!!
Sanchi: Says the pig herself
Pragya: Kiya kaha tumne I’m a pig then you are a cow
Sanchi: Hippo
Pragya: Sea cow
Sanchi: Uh give me my sandwiches
Kabir grabs the sandwiches
Kabir: You mean my sandwiches
Sushant: Oh ho!! Koi popcorn lekar aa jaye
Kunal: I’m gonna go out to my office… Isha you coming
Isha: Leggo
Kunal and Isha get up and walk out…
Gang: Ooo
Isha: Such immature friends we have
Sushant: Oh please like you are the most mature
Isha: Why wouldn’t I be?
Pragya: Because you are the youngest
They all high five…
Isha: Then I won’t get wrinkles as fast as you guys
Isha and Kunal walk out and slowly one by one everyone else goes back to their offices… only Sanchi and Kabir are left. Sanchi walks up to Kabir and reaches for a sandwich.
Kabir: No no
Sanchi: I made the sandwiches
Kabir: For your patidev
Sanchi: Pati toh tum itafaq se ho patiDEV toh kabhi bhi nahi
Kabir glared at her…
Sanchi: The truth is bitter…
And she grabs the sandwiches from Kabir and sits down…
Kabir: “Mujhe iss bat se kyon itni takleef hui?? Sahi toh bol rahi hai woh”
Sanchi: You are feeling hurt because I was being nice to you and now I’m slowly going back to old Sanchi!!
Kabir: “How does she know??”
Sanchi: Tumhari disgusting shakal par likha hai
Kabir: Just get out!!
Sanchi: Gladly see you soon (*hand gestures*) “patidev”
Kabir: You!!
And she walks out!!
Sanchi: “Just like that!! Slowly slowly you will hate me so much that you will divorce me… I could just tell you my truth but then out of pity you might keep me in your boring life”

Around early evening Sanchi called home and told Malti di not to make dinner because she and Kabir will bring something!! And then she ordered some Chinese food to go… soon it’s time for Kanchi to go home and remember Sanchi is driving…

Kabir: Why are we here??
Sanchi: …
She went in paid checked the food and went back to the car and put the boxes in the back seat and started the car…
Kabir: Iske kya zaaroot thi??
Sanchi: …
Kabir: Hello are you okay??
Sanchi: CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR 5 MINUTES
Kabir was a little startled when she yelled
Kabir: Sanchi…
Sanchi: Chup!! Ek dum chup!!
Kabir: “What happened to her?”
Sanchi: “Aaj Aman ka birthday hai…”

Jaipur, Rajasthan…
Naina: Happy Birthday Aman-ji
Aman: Aap jahan se jaeye
Naina: Apne hi birthday par
Aman: Aap yahan se jaegi ya main aapko darwaze tak chor kar aao
Naina: Kyon aap apna birthday nahi celebrate karte
Aman grabs her arm and takes her out the room…
Aman: Don’t you dare come in here
And he slams the door and he screams

Back in Delhi…
Sanchi: Malti didi yeh lo
Malti: Aur aap
Sanchi: I’m full!!
Kabir: “She’s only had lunch…”

Sanchi runs up to her room and showers… she does her best not to cry but when she sits down in front of the vanity she can’t help it…

Sanchi: I’m so sorry Aman…
She continues to cry… a few minutes later Kabir comes in and is shocked to see Sanchi like this

Kabir: Sanchi kya hua?!?!
Sanchi: Just leave me alone
Kabir walks to her and helps Sanchi get to bed. She holds his arm.
Kabir: I’m just going to go change. I will be right back
Sanchi nodded her head but continued sobbing. Soon Kabir came back and sat down on the bed and Sanchi put her head on his lap and hugs him.

Quick Note: She isn’t drunk just very emotionally unstable. It happened a lot to a cousin of mine.

Sanchi: Tum mujhe chor kar mat jana
Kabir: Main keh nahi jaunga
Sanchi: Why are you so nice to me?? I’ve been nothing but rude
Kabir: Even I’ve been rude. And we still are rude to each other at work
Sanchi: Sometimes I wonder if we had met before then what would’ve happened… I met you before Preity and you met me before … Aman
Kabir: Really?? Wait how do you
Sanchi: Maa told me… please don’t get mad
Kabir: Okay I won’t get mad at you but at Maa yes… so who is this Aman
Sanchi: Please not now… today… is his … birthday!!! And I know he is punishing himself and me
Sanchi starts slowly crying…
Kabir: Sanchi chup…
He wipes one side of her cheek and then runs his fingers through her hair…
Kabir: Come on go to sleep…
Sanchi: Tum itne bhi bure nahi ho Mr. Khadoos Kapoor
Kabir smiled and put her on her pillow and also laid down facing her.

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Author’s Note:

Uff really long episode… but NOT a maha episode those will be 3500-4500 words!! But I hoped you guys liked it!! I know some parts were unnecessary but I think sometimes we need a minor Kanchi break… so from here their love will slowly blossom but it won’t be a smooth journey!! A major obstacle will come!!!

I also got an idea for a different fanfic!! It will be similar to this and I will explain more towards the end of this. It won’t be super similar just some minor details and it WON’T be a sequel to this. I personally don’t like sequels unless it’s the Dhoom series!!

Also some friends of mine who are silent readers for me asked why is Rajasthan so special?? I’m Punjabi but idk why I like Rajasthani history with their kings and queens and the ENORMOUS palaces!!

Anyway leave a comment below!! Thank you all for reading!!