FASHION KO HAI YEH JHATKA ISHQBAAZ O.S.

Hi ? Guys this is TEEN KA DUM TEAM: Shivika22kapoor, Shreyanvi and JanviSingh.

Suchna Jan hit mai jaari: Nicha likhi gayi kahani mai hui saari ki saari ghatnayain kalpnaik hai aasal Zindagi Sa iss ka chaha koi sambandh na ho paar Ishqbaaz ke mahaan fashion ko mada nazaar rakhta hua nicha likhi gayi sabhi ghatnaun sa aap sehmaat honga. Aagar isse padta padta aapke erd gerd ke log aapko pagal samjha toh uss mai humara koi doosh nahi hoga. Toh dil thamke padiya “FASHION KO HAI YEH JHATKA”.
Dhanyawaad.

#Shivani= IB’s fashion designer.

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BG MUSIC:

Fashion khatam khatam kara tune shivani
Yeh tune kya kiya
Phiru ab mara mara main.
Tujhse tang tang main.
Aab jaun kiske dawaare main.
Teri inhi harkaton ke Karan kahin muh dekhana layak na raha.
Yeh tuna kya kiya…
Fir haar jaghaan aab Mara maara mai…
Yeh tuna kya kiya…

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With this song our three heroines Anika, Gauri and Bhavya enter in the hall.

Anika goes to Shivaay.

Anika: Shivaay mai kaisi lag rahi hun?
(How am I looking Shivaay?)
Shivaay: Jaisi haar din lagti ho.
(Like always.) Anika: Mai iss dress mai kaisi lag rahi hun.
(I mean to ask how am I looking in this dress.)
Shivaay patting his head: Yeh Shivani iss ne fir naya kapda bana diya hey bhagwaan. Aagli baar na tum night suit mai aa Jana woh behtar lagega Ga tum par. Waisa bhi yeh shirt pona se kam nahi lag rahi. Ek kaam karna aaj ke function ke baad isse mujhe de dena.
(Oh god this Shivani has again made new clothes. Next time you try night suit that will suit u more. Moreover this shirt looks no less then a kitchen napkin. Do one thing after today’s function give this to me.)

He says as an idea strikes his mind.
Anika: Kun? (Why?)
Shivaay: Kunki meri kitchen ka purana pona jal Gaya hai mai issa use kar lunga.
(Because the previous kitchen napkin got burnt.)
Anika: How rude Shivaay. It’s fashion and fashion ka hai yeh jalwa.
(How rude Shivaay. This is called fashion and this is what I have to flaunt.)
Shivaay being pissed off: Kahe ka fashion or kahe ka jalwa.
Na in kapdo ko fashion kehte h…
Or na hi hum inhe pehn k ,koi jalwa bikher paate h.

(What sort of fashion and what sort of flaunting. Neither these clothes are called fashion nor are they capable of being flaunted.)
As Shivaay exits the scene Pinky enters and while fiddling with her dress says.
Pinky: Fita muh iss designer ka Anika se pehla isse ghaar se dafa karna padega.
(God damn this designer before Anika, I need to throw this designer out.)
Anika: Aap fir shuru ho gayi.

(You have started again.)
Pinky: Anika tun sun pehla hi mai in kapdon se dukhi aayi hui hum tun na chup chaap mera beta ko chood do nahi toh mai Shivani se keh kar tumhe next time pocha wala out fit dilwaungi.
(Anika u listen to me, already I am fed up of these clothes so u stop irritating me and get lost from here. And if you didn’t leave next time I will ask Shivani to make you a dress from sweeping cloth.)
Anika: Aare nahi nahi choda Maina aapke beta ko par in kapdon se mujhe torcher na karo meri ma.
(NOO NOOO I will leave your son but don’t do this blackmailing with me.)
Om: Aare yaar uss sab ko chodo pehla Maina iss designer ko kitni baar samjhaun ki mai ladka hun ladkiyon jaisa kapda pehna deti hai haar baar.

(Leave all this guys firstly explain this designer that I am a boy she always gives me girly clothes.)
Rudra: Shukar karo aapko kapda toh deti hai aapki Engagement mai toh mujhe kapde dena hi bhool gayi pata hai red shirt ke saath trouser pehn kar Gaya tha mai.
(Thank god O, she has given you clothes last time in ur engagement she forgot to give clothes to me and I had to come wearing a red shirt and black trouser.)
Prinku: Bhaiya aap complain matt karo kya pata next janmashtami par Om bhaiya ke baalo ko dekhar wo radha ke costumes na pehna de unhe.
(Bhaiya you please don’t complain who knows that during Janmashtmi she gives you Radha’s dress instead of Krishna’s seeing your long hair.)
Anika: Rehna do pichli baar huma janwaron wala kapde da diya tha iss se aacha toh Vo red shirt hi hai.
(Let it be last time she gave us clothes of animal. That red shirt is much better than those clothes.)

Dadi: Sahi kaha puttar mujhe bhi cartoon hi bana diya tha uss ne. Itna bhada choker gala toh saachi choke hi ho Gaya tha.
(You said it correct my dear, last time she made me like a cartoon too. And she gave me such a huge chocker that my neck started to choke.)
Janvi: Dadi aap ek baar ki baat kar raha ho mujhe humesha itna bhada fanda pehna deti hai wo gala mai.
(Dadi that happened with you just once she gives me that fanda everyday.)
Gauri: Aur mujhe itna bhada jhumka.
(And she gave so much huge earrings.)
Bhavya: Vo saab toh thik hai par meri training khatam ho chuki hai.
(All that is fine but my training has ended.)

Rudra: Toh?
(Then what?)
Bhavya loudly: Toh hum sab yeh uniform daal ke kun baitha hain.
(Then why have we all worn this uniform.)
Pinky: Uniform, ja rehna da meri school ki uniform bhi in kapdon se better thi.
(Oh let it be my school’s uniform was better then this.)

Shivaay comes in rushing halting their convo.

Shivaay: Rudra news channel on kar.
(Rudra switch on the news.)
Rudra: Par kun Bhaiya.
(But why bro.)
Shivaay: Tujhse Jo kaha hai na wo kar faltu mai sawaal na kar.
(Do what has been asked to don’t cross question.)
Rudra: Yeh lo pakdo remote kuhd kar lo Jo karna hai.
(Take this remote and do it by yourself.)
Shivaay switches the news channel.

@ISHQBAAZ REPORTS 24/7

Media person: Aap sabka swaagat hai aaj ki sansani khais khabaar hum aapke liya la raha hain sidha Ishqbaaz ka set se. Aur aaj ki headlines hongi “FASHION KO HAI YEH JHATKA”.
(Today’s breaking news is coming directly from the sets of Ishqbaaz and headlines are “FASHION GOT BAFFLED”)

Aaj telly wood ka mahol garam h. Shivani k fashion ko dekh kr fashion ne aane se mana krdiya isske karna puri tv industry sadmain main h ib nd dbo fans ne suicide krli h aur actors ne aaj k baad new fashion pehne se inkar kardiya aur gupt sutro se bhi pata chala h ki unn fans ki aatma shivani k khoon ki pyaasi ho gayi. Wo fashion ka badla chahti h.

(Telly wood is morning the exit of fashion, seeing Shivani’s horrible fashion, fashion itself has denied to came due to which the entire T.V. Industry is morning. The shocked IB & DBO fans have committed suicide and actors have denied to wear fashion.
From our secret reporters we have got to know that soul’s/ phantom’s and X IB & DBO fans are thirsty for Shivani’s blood. They want revenge for fashion.)

Unn Maise kuch aatmaye..uske ghar jakr use ka designer kapdai use pehna kar mirror k samne legaye. apne experiment khudpr dekh kr woh behosh hui toh filhaal coma main h.
Chaliya janta hai kuch fans se ki unka kya kehna hai iss Bara mai.
(Few soul’s / phantom’s reached Shivani’s house and made her wear her experiments due to which she fainted, then was hospitalized and presently she is in coma.
Let’s see what opinion fans have to share.)

Fan1: Ab samjha aya uss designer ko ki kaisa lagta hai jab ajibo garib kapde pehnate hain toh.
(Now that designer would have got who does it feels wearing such pathetic clothes.)

Fan 2: Isse se ye bhi pata chalta h ki bhooto k ghar na hi der h or nahi andher.
(From this we understand that the souls/ phantoms do justice without any delay.)

Reporter: Aagli khabaar aa rahi hai sidha atmaon ke ghaar se ajeeb hai sunta hain ki aatmayain kya kehna chahti hain iss Bara mai.
(Next news is coming directly from the “HOUSE OF GHOSTS” Strange! Let’s see what they have to share.)

Atmaon ki head (Head of the ghosts/souls/phantom ?): Atmaon ko aabhi bhi shanti nahi mili Vo toh un kapdon ko jalakar rakh kar ke un kapdon ki asthiyon ko Pacific ocean mai jab tak nahi phenk danga tab tak shaant nahi honge.

Kyuki kapdo ko insaaf dena abhi baaki tha

(We aren’t satisfied yet. We will be satisfied only after burning those clothes and then throwing it’s ashes in Pacific ocean.
After all clothes also need justice.)

Reporter: Toh dekhta hain ki aab ocen ji ka kya kehna hai.
(Let’s see what Mr. Ocean has to say about this.)

Ocean: Khabar daar jo ye mere paani main daala toh..tujhe yeh kapde phnadunga..
(Don’t u dear throw these clothes here or I will make you wear theses clothes.)

Bhoot: nahhhiiii..phirse nahi.. accha baba nahi dalti
(NNNNOOOOO NOT AGAIN. Alright we will leave.)

Reporter: Aakhir kya kasoor h kapdo ka Jo na bhoot inha aapnana chatha hai aur na hi ocean.

(After all what is the mistake of clothes that no one wants to keep them.)

Aab hum janta hain ki kapdon ka kya kehna hai iss Bara mai. Kapdai ji please bataya aapka kya kehna hai.

(We will inquire this from these clothes only. So Mr. Clothes kindly tell us your opinion.)

Kapde: Aare bhotoon please chod do mujhe mera kya kasoor hai meri cheed phaad toh uss Shivani na ki hai mai toh bichara bas uski kainchi ka maara hun.
Un toh m acha khasa tha par jaa ke galat match par atka hu.

(Please forgive me Mr. Phantom I have no fault in all this. That Shivani only has cut me into so many pieces. I just became a victim of her scissors. Otherwise I was good enough but I had been attached to a wrong match.)

Reporter: Toh kapdon ke kehna hai ki Vo asmaan sa gira aur khajoor mai aatka. Aab hum jan na chahenga ki aap darshakoon ka kya kehna hai iss aatrangi fashion ke Bara mai. Toh kripya Ker ke neecha comments section mai comment kar ke batayain.
Aaj ke samaachar sampaat hua aage ke haalat janne ke liya humara saath joda rahain.
Aap sab ko humara koti koti pranaam.
Dhanyawaad ?.

(So according to Mr. Clothes they have become a victim of wrong person and they are innocent.
Now we will like to know this from you that what is your opinion about this disastrous fashion. So kindly tell us through your comments that what is your opinion about the new fashion and for that you just have to comment below in the comments section.)
Thank you ?

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**Do check the O.S. Image as it has the kitchen napkin used for making Anika, Gauri and Bhavya’s dress for the upcoming show. ????

Guys this O.S. Is just based on comedy and isn’t meant to hurt anyone if still by chance we have hurt you so our sincere apologies to you.
But frankly speaking this was our outburst after seeing the new dress collection of IB which pissed us off.

DEDICATED TO: THE MAD HOUSE. ?
LOVE YOU GUYS ?

Thanks for reading.
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Teen ka Dum ??