HUSBAND-WIFE AND HE (OS)

“Achchha ,toh hum aap ke hain kaun??”- Gouri asked all emotional, sending Omkara a thousand type of loving thought, his hair ruffled in air, her cover his face, due to the mild breeze from garden side window…All creating a magical feeling…they both sat in the darkness, close to each other among their family members in the large living room of Oberoi mansion…moonlight illuminating both their face..
“Jaanam samjha karo…”-Omkara whispered, another blunder of the evening…,” kuch kuch hota hai….”.
“O chal mere bhai…pyaar kiya toh darrna kya!!”- Rudy signed in his logical language…
Not only I, but my entire family has gone mad, it feels so odd to hear all these dialogues, conversation among the family members… So new yet embarrassing, like a dream, unimaginable…
“Mujhse shaadi karogi??”- Shivaay bit his cheeks, preventing himself from bursting in a laughter…

“Hum Dil de chuke sanam”- Annika teased,” what is there to ask this question after a long time of marriage”.
“Dulhan hum lee jaayenge”- Shivaay proposed.
“Billuji…you are a tube light”- Annika again opposed, the situation is not favourable for showing your dabbang tadi”.
“Sirf tum..”- Shivaay again come in between a romantic atmosphere, hugging Annika in darkness, kissing on top o her head, her long silky hairs,” Say na Biwi no.1″.
“Billuji…Chori chori chupke chupke aap kya kar rahe hain..some one might see you doing these type of Chantumai act”- Annika turned red.
“Body guard…”- Shivaay said,” I am doing my job, God tussi great ho”- his voice trailed away in a glint of naughty ness..
“Kyun ki….Its”- Omkara can’t control his thought related to this situation,” Shaadi karke phans gaya yaar…”.

“Correction needed…movie dekhne ko agree karke phanse hai aap..”- Gouri got angry at the third blunder,” Go better romance with your those clay statues… It was you who proposed to watch a movie together at home, that too a English one in presence of all the members in family, sharm nehi aati aapko waise chhoti chhoti kapde ladkiyon, baat baat par lip lock karne wale scenes se…Kapde hain ki rumal ka tukda pata hi nahi chalta hai…”.
“Hum tumhare hain sanam…”- Omkara said, loud enough, attracting all attention on him…
“Kick…!!”- Rudra gave his second option,” O imagine uske baad Gouri bhabhi ka dialogue change hoga..Ask what…Ek kick pe deeewar pe sata denge..jhanp to kick..amazing progress hey na..”.
“Chand ka tukda…”- Dadi said too old movie name, she has after all so many pieces of moon in her house, illuminating the world of Ishqbaazi, observing the contented smile on all faces,” Pasand nehi aaya koi baat nehi, you youngsters discuss and watch, actually I am too tired, want to take rest..Phir milenge..”.
“Saawan-the love season…”-Dadi muttered walking away…,” I am too old for ek ladka ek ladki type talk”.

“Dadi…All have their own way..”- Rudra teased,” andaaz apna apna..”.
“chup kar khotiya”- Dadi stood of front of large portrait of Prithviraj Singh Oberoi, looking him with pride, love, missing him badly,” Tum ko na bhool paayenge”.
“Hurray..!!!”- Rudra returned to his previous position, turned his neck to main focus conversation,” jaldi karo warna I will leave from here, My dumbbell..”.
“Maine pyaar kiya”…Shivaay accepted.
“too old..yeh baat, every one know that, Khanna too know”- Rudra crossed.
“Baaghi…A rebel for Love”- Tej gave his first idea.
“Lucky no time for love”- Jhanvi teased,” Go and play business business, better for you..bade aaye kuch bhi naam lekar..”.
“Tere naam”- Shakti said.
“Pinky Singh Oberoi”- His wife said smiling,” Ajeeb hai are you planning to write on your hands with tatoo..”.

“Mujhse dosti karoge”- Soumya said,” Is it too old to watch..”.
“Sumo… careful Kahin pyaar na ho jaaye”- Rudy, is the real chantumai..
“No entry..Partner..”- Pinky said.
“Sanam bewafa..”- Shakti stand, dragging Pinky, yawning..,” You all are taking too much time..Kal office bhi toh jaana hai…”.
“Hum saath saath hain..”- Pinky reacted immediately,” go go you spoil sport”.
“Saawariya…”- Omkara said,” theme was fantastic just attractive to his artist mind…,” Gouri decide soon or I too will leave for room”.
“I will watch Dabbang only..part 1 or 2 You all decide”- His chirraiya sat adamant.
Why do his wife have to be so big bigger biggest fan of Salman Khan, the old man who almost looks like a broiler… here she is so stubborn also in watching and drooling over a man almost same to his father,may be her father too if he were alive, but here his paagal wife is trying to make him jealous unknown to her,”Biwi ho toh aisa..”.

“Ka kaha aapne”- Gouri got his inner meaning..arched her brows teasingly,” Khamoshi or something like that…”.
“Love..kurbann”- Omkara felt irritated, Kab samjhegi yeh Gouri ki…yeh dil tera aashiq”…
Soumya Observed her lambe baal wala bhaiyya keenly, his irritated posture screamed his jealously for Salman being the love angel,” Jab pyaar kisise hota hai…”.
“Bhabhi decide soon…”- Soumya said eyeing the irritated Omkara..
“Badrinaath”- Gouri reached her solution,” Lets leave Salmanji for some piece, This time we must try something new”.
” Badrinaath…Barun Dhawan from Salman Khan..Gouri Are you jumping while deciding, Or planning to watch judwaa-2 and its a preparation for watching that judwaa sequel…the original Salman Movie”.
“Bhaujaai…Badrinaath in term of Telugu movie..not Barun Dhawanji but Allu Arjun..”- Gouri blushed at this..

Omkara felt more angry…Salman was itself a big problem now the Badrinaath even..How many more haddi in his Love kawab with Gouri.
“Oh…I never knew any name like that…We watch Hollywood movies as you know”- Rudra scratched his head,” lets see what south have in store for us..”.
“Oh bete ki!!!”- Annika shouted,” Yeh toh exactly like Om..his dressing sense, His tied pony tail, his eyes, posture, every thing is little of some Badrinaath and more of Omkara..Gouri you are a chantumai…tum jaan bujh kar apne hi husband…”.
Omkara paid attention to tv now only hearing his Annnika bhabhi taking his name, comparing him to that movie hero… a sly smile reached his lips… His wife is a real chantumai chirraiya…,” Bhabhi..unbelievable…Main yeh..yeh kab hua..”
“see bhaiyya, Chulbul Bhabhi left her Salman for Badri, Oh I mean your look alike…just to find you in him”- Soumya added spices to cooked curry of admiration…

“Annika who is your favourite actor/hero?”- Shivaay asked,” just in case if we want to watch any movie, I don’t want to loss time in choosing like today”.
“Hrithik Roshan…”- Annika answered.
“Then no movie ever…you can watch me your life long freely…No tax”- Gouri has proved it today that girls only drools over their husband finding it their perfect crush, Shivaay felt ,” I know you are indicating those kanji eyes he has…Thank God, No movie only my eyes ok..in free..”.
“Aap ke ghar mein mirror mehi hai kya Shivaay”- Annika did her comment sarcastically…,” Body dekha hai aapne khud ka..Mere kanji eyes bade aaye khud ki taarif karne wale comparing himself with Hrithik Roshan..”,

“Soumya…Yours”- Rudra asked in his habit.
“Listen you duffer…first go and make a movie in your name…Bade bhaiyya dono ko dekha hai..Kitna nice movie bana hai undono ke naam se…Onkara and Shivaay. Let some one began any project as Rudra then we will talk about my favourite actor…”.
“Damn Ajay Devgon!!”- Rudra cursed that actor,now understanding why O was making a poker face in anger when Chulbul bhabhi was drooling over Salman Khan…
“Obro ke dushman…Hrithik, Ajay aur Salman”- Rudra laughed at his ugly logical shayari..
“I like Aamir Khan…I perfects..He Mr. perfectionists…perfects choice”- Pinky used her Hinglish..Shakti closed his ears…

“Don’t say me Jhanvi ki you don’t like Amresh Puri…My both son will be heart broken along with me…”- Tej, as renamed by Rudra rudra so was afraid-jealous too… “Dil bole….”- All shouted..
“Ek minute”- The girls stopped boys from showing their Oberoi attitude..Tadi..,” DIL BOLE JEALOUSBAAZ!!!”….