Jab Gauri met Svetty aka KAVERI (one shot) by KEHKASHA

Helloooooo friends… This is KEHKASHA and I am up with an idea about how would be the first meet of GAURI AND SVETTY aka KAVERI. Everything written below is just to make u laugh and bring out the humorous side of characters.

Also a very very very HHHAAAAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY WALA BBIRRTTTHHHDDDAAYYYY TO SRAVANTHI
May god bless u dear with everything u deserve and desire. Wait let me guess u might have thought that I haven’t read ur comment on my previous chappy of O SAATHIYA right…?? But that’s not true. I read but couldn’t reply…

Anyways do read this and take it as ur birthday gift… Horror ka toh pata nahi but I wanted to make u smile and so I am up with this. Hope u and not just u but everyone will love it.

DISCLAIMER-
All the stunts (which u will soon get to know) are performed under the complete effect of MATHS that I was studying at the moment this idea popped up.
This is not meant to harm the ACTUAL LANGUAGE which HAS BEEN USED UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF MY SOUTH INDIAN FRNDS thanks a lot CHANDINI and SAHANA DI.
And all the languages (Malayalam, telegu, Tamil, Marathi, Bengali) is just to express some emotions.
The words used have nothing to do with the original language.

WARNING-
Read at ur own risk. And I believe that if u start reading it u won’t resist urself from commenting.

JAB GAURI METS SVETTY aka KAVERI

After a long, tiring and almost dying journey of bringing the IDOL of LORD SHIVA AND PARVATI , both rikara came back.

They were better than before as Om preferred to spend a day in a nearby hotel than to travel, after Gauri turned unconscious due to that fire and series of attacks.

Both entered the mansion with the idol. This actually lit up DADI’S face with immense happiness and proud, though she don’t know the exact circumstances that they both faced to bring back the same.

Rituals were done and the idol was placed in the mansion’s temple.

Dadi praised the JODI and expressed her joy and amusement. All were busy in celebrating the moment forgetting about PETER AND KAVERI D’SOUZA.

After a lot of family chit chat dadi and few elders left saying that they need to prepare for next functions. They also asked RIKARA to take rest as it might have been a tough journey for them.

This is when Gauri saw DANDI out there.

“Dandi bhaiya!?” Gauri chirped out of excitement.

Dandi turned and realised that gauri is back and she recognised him. Now he has to explain her everything.

“Dandi bhaiya…? What r u doing here…?? Did u came to meet me…??” Gauri questioned.

This actually was enough to remind the rest of the family that they were first supposed to inform rikara about PETER AND KAVERI aka TEJ AND SVETLANA.

All the words that gauri mentioned were carefully listened by Svetlana (kaveri). She came forward in her get up and character.

“Aiyyo… He is not Dandi… He is Chote my long lost brother.” Kaveri said dramatically leaving both Rikara shocked.

Rikara were shocked to extreme that what happened to Svetlana…?? Why is she acting to be what she was not…?? And more than that what did she mean…?? All these questions were going on in two heads.

Om was literally boiling in anger seeing her again in his home. While gauri was noticing the surroundings. As soon as she registered that noone is responding to what SVETLANA was saying she understood that something is wrong.

“Dandi bhaiya u didn’t told me that u have a Sister too…?!” Gauri countered to kaveri’s illusion and ask with full innocence.

“Sister… I didn’t get time to tell u as u were not here.” Dandi immediately replied.

This weird answer shocked everyone. All were just witnessing whatever was going on with their ears on the convo and mind on the INVISIBLE PLAN.

“Oh never mind…. But trust me ur sister looks exactly like…” Before gauri could complete.

“Look like KAVERI… Isn’t it…?” Kaveri popped in between.

Gauri gets confused….and now she check her out from top to bottom.

“Sister… U know what AKKA is pure south indian.” Dandi continued.

“Huh…south indian…my foot… I really feel irritated when I see you.” Rudra murmured.

“Unna paaka veh kaduppa varudhu.” Gauri countered.

While all dropped their jaws out of shock of the words that came out of her mouth.

“Meaning…??” Kaveri asked with a bit confused look.

“The same what he said.” Replied Gauri pointing at Rudra.

Rudra got it while kaveri and rest others make confused look.

Rudra whispered to bhavya what he said, bhavya to Anika, Anika to Shivaay, shivaay to Om.

“He mean you look so smart in this get up.” Gauri diverted the meaning.

Listening all this kaveri made a confused look while others eyes popped out of the socket and brains got jammed in the position that they were then.

“Aiyyo I didn’t get u…” Kaveri asked being confused.

“Tamil… Its Tamil language. U might know after all u r S.I. isn’t it…?” Gauri replied with confidence.

Kaveri’s colour faded away. The only thought going in her mind was HOW DID GAURI KNOW TAMIL…??

” I wish I could throw something on her so hard.” Bhavya muttered which everyone almost listened.

“Actually… I am not a Tamilian…” Kaveri replied with hesitation and gaps.

” I wish I could throw something on her so hard.” Bhavya muttered which everyone almost listened making irritating faces.

“Oh… Then ninneh kanumpeal nyaan ninnaleth entenkilum parayanaagrahikkunnu.” Gauri again uttered few words which bounced svetty’s head.

All were again shocked. While gauri chuckled on the situation.

“(gulping down the saliva) What did u mean…??” Kaveri asked as sweat drops covered her.

Shivaay was thinking that what actually happened to gauri. Anika was like did she really know all the languages..? Bhavya was in her investigative mode unable to find out whom to investigate GAURI or KAVERI…?? Rudra was like OMG chulbul Bhabhi is a genius she actually sealed SVETTY… While Om was thinking “I HOPE SHE DIDN’T GET ANY HEAD INJURY WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER” *lolzzzzzzz*

“Malayalam.. I meant nice to meet u…” Gauri explained and winked at bhavya. Which she got.

“Oh… Same here.” Kaveri replied releasing her already stucked breath.

While all were simply giggling at Gauri’s antics…. Om was completely in his own trance just thinking HAS SHE GONE MAD…?

“Btw u don’t know malyalam, not even Tamil… Then how r u a south indian…??” Gauri investigated.

This cleared Om’s POV while all understood that she was simply instigating SVETTY aka KAVERI.

“Oh…actually I didn’t actually spend my max portion of my life but I spend my life somewhere near North India.” Kaveri uttered.

“WTF. New drama.” Shivaay murmured.

“kassa varshik.” Gauri copied shivaay in a low tone.

Shivaay looked at her in shock.

“What…??” Svetty asked.

“Konkani… But what to do… U didn’t lived there.” Gauri replied in disappointment.

“Nooo… That is not the matter. I know… I really know a bit of south indian languages but what to do…. I actually don’t prefer to use that language here as not everyone knows the same. So…” Kaveri tried to cover up her flaws.

“Ooo… Don’t worry say whatever and in whichever language u wanna say I will get each word of urs. As I know 13 different languages. And my favourite is Bhojpuri which I generally use.” Gauri countered with raising her eyebrows continuously.

“O bete ki 13 languages…! Wah gauri ekdum khidkitod.” Anika exclaimed.

Om was constantly thinking about what gauri is doing. More than that Svetlana was simply out of his mind and head. He was hell irritated.

Om’s POV
I wish I could tell her how bad and worst personality is she. That too in the most lovely words. Like a sweet knife. She is the one who does this. And I wanna return her everything with interest.
POV ends.

“Then toh I can bet you have no idea about the famous navabi language.” Kaveri challenged thinking that she won’t get what she meant. As she didn’t mentioned clearly which language is she talking about.

Gauri smiled. While rest look on.

“Ilm-o-adab na ho jise usse sabak sikhana Banta hai,
Isi kashmakash mein aaj ek pher lagana Banta hai,
Noor-ae-Darpan mein Gulab ki maneed surkh Lal dike aapka chehera,
Isi khwahish ko mukkammal karne ek haath raseed kar lagana Banta hai.” Gauri exclaimed being extremely serious by face but giggling by heart.

Om couldn’t control and almost burst into laughter while others partially but were clueless about the exact meaning.

This is when tej entered as PETER shocking Om to hell. He who had already heard the last part of the convo… trying to handle the situation offered to take Kaveri with him as he had some work.

To which Gauri agreed.
But before both can leave tej turned and…

“BTW the shayari u just said what do that mean…??” Tej asked out of curiosity while svety looked at him being furious.

“That means…” Gauri almost hopped in excitement to tell the meaning but realised kaveri’s angry expressions….and

“That means… Achcha chalti hun duaon mein yaad rakhna.” Gauri said and left the spot doing her hair flip.

@Shivika’s room
All youngsters were gathered there when Gauri entered. All were looking at her with somewhat question wala look. But soon all burst into laughing as Om had already explained them the meaning of what Gauri said in the NAWABI OR LUCKNAWI LANGUAGE…

“But how did this miracle happened even… I mean SHUDH SANSKAARI SOUTH INDIAN NAARI IN SAARI that too KANJIWARAM…?!” Gauri asked in excitement.

“Same question.” Om prompted.

And the rest of the team explained the whole situation.

“Oo so this is the matter.” Gauri said while thinking something deep.

“And now we have to find out what did she want which is here in the mansion.” Rudra added.

“Not actually… We have to find out why Tej uncle is acting to be Peter.” Bhavya corrected.

“Exactly.” Om agreed.

“Coz… Svetlana have some proves against us…which are fake.” Jhanvi who just entered explained them.

“What…??” All questioned being shocked.

And jhanvi told them the whole Naren matter. Also how she got to know through tej that Svetlana is keeping an eye on him and he had to do whatever she says as she have some false proves against them.

“Fine now all we have to do is we have to keep her busy in the functions so that we can get some proves against her.” Shivaay suggested.

“Then think that work is done.” Gauri said.

“How…?!” Asked Anika.

“Coz now that Kaveri will be busy in learning the TAMIL , TELUGU, KONKANI or some other language to prove that she is a south indian.” Gauri exclaimed while rest other laughed.

“But seriously Gauri u actually did a good chop of her.” Anika praised her.

“And soo good that i didn’t even got a word what u said.” Rudra exclaimed out of innocence.

“Its good na even she couldn’t have got any single word.” Gauri giggled.

While all burst into laughter.

NEXT DAY
As planned all were busy in their respective works of keeping Svetlana busy as decided. While Bhavya and Shivaay were behind searching the fake proves.

As planned the family kept the sangeet function for shivika where kaveri also took part and was busy in teaching gauri her world famous BHARATNATYAM STEPS.

While bhavya and shivaay kept on searching the proofs against her.

After a lot of struggle and tricks and cheating the gang found the fake proves and replaced them with the original ones. The original ones were the recordings in which Svetlana confessed to jhanvi that who she is and why she is acting to be KAVERI along with that naren wala incident. All these poofs were collected last night by jhanvi and rikara.

Last night while jhanvi was busy in making her confess her deeds. Rikara were busy making a HD quality video. So that she couldn’t escape this time.

Everything was set and sangeet was about to start but here comes the ALWAYS LATE POLICE who was on time this time.

They confronted Svetlana as jhanvi filed a case against her of being fraud. And Svetlana as usual thought to play her smart move by showing the police the fake evidences. But all goes in vein.

Svetty’s face colour faded as she saw her confession clip instead of the fake evidences.

The police arrested her and her chapter was closed.
(PS- Of course not as we all know she is svetty. She will come back for sure but not now and not in this ff. Coz I want a simple and light moment.)

Sangeet starts with SHIV OM RU dancing on the beats of MAHI VE along with their respective partners.

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Maahi Ve Maahi Ve That’s The Way Maahi Ve

–MALE–
Tere Maathe Jhumar Damke
Tere Kannno Baali Chamke Hai Re Maahi Ve
Tere Haatho Kangana Khanke
Tere Pairo Payal Chance Hai Re Maahi Ve
Naino Se Bole Rabba Rabba
Mann Mein Dole Rabba Rabba
Amrut Ghole Rabba Rabba
Tu Soniye

–CHORUS–
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve

That’s The Way Maahi Ve
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Now all three of them stands in a way that Om was at first then rudra and then shivaay. Complimented by Gauri bhavya and Anika…

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–MALE–
Om- O Tere Aankhen Kali Kali
Tera Gora Gora Mukhdha Hai Re Maahi Ve
RU- Tere Rangat Jaise Sona
Tu Chaand Ka Tukda Hai Re Maahi Ve
Shiv- Tere Gaal Gulabi Rabba Rabba
Chal Sharabi Rabba Rabba
Dil Ki Kharabi Rabba Rabba
Tu Soniye

–CHORUS–
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
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Now both Gauri and bhavya danced as Anika was seated back…

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–FEMALE–
Bhavya- Barse Rangini Kaliyan Hai Mehki Bhini Bhini
Baje Mann Mein Halke Halke Shehnaiya Re

Gauri- Jitne Hai Tare Aanchal Mein Aa Gaya Sare
Dil Ne Jaise Hi Li Angadayee Re
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Rudra and Om jumped in between as the lyrics start…

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–MALE–
Tu Jo Aayee Sajhke Mehndi Rajke
Chal Bajke Oh Soniye
Dil Kit No Ka Khaye Dhajke Oh Soniye

–CHORUS–
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
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Anika turns a bit sad as she misses her family seeing the love and togetherness of this family. This was noticed by gauri and jhanvi. And jhanvi whispered something in gauri’s ear to which she agreed being happy.

And as the music continues…. Gauri acted being Anika’s mother in order to tease her while jhanvi brings a chunar to gift her.

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–FEMALE–
Gauri- (acting) Chanhda Meri Chanda Tujhe Kaise Mein Yeh Samjhaoon
Mujhe Lagti Hai Tu Kitni Pyaari Re
Khusiyan Jitni Hai Sab Jitni Hai Sab Dhoondh Ke Laoon
Teri Doli Ke Sang Kar Do Sari Re
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While jhanvi gifted the chunar to Anika as her mother. ShivOmRu smiled at this bonding and all again get into the bliss of song along with the lyrics and music.

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–MALE–
Tu Jo Aayee Sajhke Mehndi Rajke
Chal Bajke Oh Soniye
Dil Kit No Ka Khaye Dhajke Oh Soniye

–CHORUS–
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve

–MALE–
Tere Maathe Jhumar Damke
Tere Kannno Baali Chamke Hai Re Maahi Ve
Tere Haatho Kangana Khanke
Tere Pairo Payal Chance Hai Re Maahi Ve
Naino Se Bole Rabba Rabba
Mann Mein Dole Rabba Rabba
Amrut Ghole Rabba Rabba
Tu Soniye

–CHORUS–
Jind Maahi Ve Jind Maahi Ve Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Jind Maahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
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AND A HAPPY ENDING…