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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN WIFE AND HUSBAND
WIFE;LOOK AT THE MAM WHO HAS DRUNKEN A LOT
HUSBAND;WHO IS HE
WIFE;10 YEAR BEFORE HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND BUT I DENIED HIM FOR MARRIAGE
HUSBAND;OH MY GOOD THAT WHY HE IS STILL CELEBRATING
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WIFE;HAD UR LUNCH
HUSBAND;HAD UR LUNCH
WIFE;I AM ASKING U
HUSBAND;I AM ASKING U
WIFE;LET’S GO SHOPPING
HUSBAND;I HAD MY LUNCH
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CONVERSATION BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL
BOY;I BET I CAN MAKE U SAY I LOVE U
GIRL;NO WAY
BOY;LET’S TRY
GIRL;OK
BOY;SAY BLUE
GIRL;BLUE
BOY;RED
GIRL;RED
BOY;WATS 5+5
GIRL;10
BOY;WHAT’S UR AGE
GIRL;15
BOY;SAY RED
GIRL;RED
BOY;SEE I TOLD U I CAN MAKE U SAY RED
GIRL;NO U SAID THAT U CAN MAKE ME SAY I LOVE U
BOY;YES I DID
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GUY;CAN I BORROW A PEN
GIRL;SURE
BOY;IT DOESN’T WORKS
GIRL;YES IT DOES
BOY;OH REALLY?THEN TRY WRITING UR NAME
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BOY;OUR PRINCIPLE IS SO STUPID
GIRL;DON’T U KNOW WHO I AM
BOY;NO
GIRL;I AM PRINCIPLES DAUGHTER
BOY;DO U KNOW WHO I AM
GIRL;NO
BOY; GOOD(walks away)
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GUY;DO U WANT A HUG
GIRL;NO
GUY;DO U KNOW WAT I SAY
GIRL;YES
GUY;REALLY THEN SAY
GIRL;DO U WANT A HUG
GUY;IF U INSIST
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NEXT GENERATION LKG POEM
CHATTING CHATTING
YES PAPA
GIRLFRIEND SETTING NO PAPA
TELLING LIES
NO PAPA
OPEN UR WHATSUP
HAHAHA
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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN HUSBAND AND MOTHER IN LAW
ANGRY HUSBAND SENDS SMS TO HIS MOTHER IN LAW
UR PRODUCT IS NOT COOKING FOOD PROPERLY
SMART MOTHER IN LAW REPLIES
PRODUCT SOLE
SEAL OPENED
WARRANTY EXPIRED
MANUFACTURER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE
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QUESTION;HOW TO KILL A ANT
ASKED FOR 15 MARKS
STUDENT;MIX CHILLI POWDER WITH SUGAR AND KEEP IT NEAR ANT’S HOLE THE ANT WILL EAT IT AFTER EATING IT WILL SEARCH WATER NEAR THE TANK PUSH THE ANT IN THE TANK IT WILL GO TO DRY ITSELF NEAR FIRE THROW THE BOMB INTO THE FIRE THEN ADMIT THE ANT TO THE ICU REMOVE THE OXYGEN MASK AND KILL THE ANT
MORAL;DON’T PLAY WITH STUDENTS THEY CAN DO ANYTHING FOR 15 MARKS
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10 AMAZING FACTS ABOUT U
1 U R READING THIS RIGHT NOW
2 U R REALIZING THAT THIS IS A STUPID FACT
4 U DID’NT NOTICE THAT I SKIPPED 3
5 U R CHECKING NOW
6 U R SMILING NOW
7 U R STILL READING THIS EVEN THOUGH IT IS A STUPID
9 U DID’NT REALIZE THAT I SKIPPED 8
10 U R CHECKING AGAIN AND SMILING ABOUT HOW U FELL FOR IT AGAIN
11 U R ENJOYING THIS
12 YOU DIDN’T REALIZE THERE IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE 10 FACTS
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10 FACTS ABOUT U
1 U CAN’T WASH UR EYES WITH SOAP
2 U CAN’T COUNT UR HAIR
3 U CAN’T BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE,WITH UR TONGUE OUT
4 U JUST TRIED IT
6 WHEN U DID IT U REALIZED IT IS POSSIBLE ONLY,U LOOK LIKE A DOG
7 U R SMILING BECAUSE U R FOOLED
8 U DID’NT NOTICE I SKIPPED NO 5
9 U R CHECKING IT
10 SHARE THIS WITH UR FRIENDS
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GUYS I HOPE U LIKED THIS IF U LIKE SO GIVE ME UR OPINION I WILL CONTINUE MY FRIENDS AND SAY THAT WHAT U LIKE THE MOST—————————————————————————————————–]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]