ON EXAMINATION HALL
A BOY IS WRITING WITHOUT SPACE IN EXAM PAPER
TEACHER CAME AND ASKS THE BOY IDIOT Y CANT U LEAVE SPACE AND WRITE WE R GIVING U ADDITIONAL SHEET THEN WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
BOY REPLIES “SAVE PAPER SAVE PLANET”
teacher is confused
TEACHER SAYS I CAN’T GET U
BOY REPLIES MAM IF I LEAVE SPACE AND WRITE THEN I WILL ASK PAPER U WILL GIVE ME PAPER THEN AGAIN I WILL ASK U THEN U WILL GIVE AGAIN THEN THE NOTE PAD WILL GET FINISHED U WILL ASKS THE SOMEONE TO BRING NOTE PAD FROM LIBRARY ONE DAY THE NOTE PAD IN LIBRARY WILL GET FINISHED THEN THEY WILL ORDER THAT IN THE BOOK SHOP THE BOOK SHOP KEEPER WILL ORDER IT IN THE FACTORY .THEN THE FACTORY WILL CUT THE TREES TO MAKE PAPER WHEN THEY CUT TREES WE MAKE DEFORESTATION BY CUTTING TREES WE CAN’T GET OXYGEN ARE FRESH AIR SO THERE WILL BE MUCH CARBON-DI-OXIDE WHICH WILL LEAD TO FOREST FIRE BY FOREST FIRE MANY FOREST IS GETTING DESTROYED THEN THERE WILL BE FULL OF CARBON-DI-OXIDE WHICH MAKES HOLE ON OZONE WHEN THE OZONE GETS HOLE WE GET THE UV RAYS DIRECTLY FROM THE SUN THEN OUR PLANET WILL BE FINISHED SO ONLY MAM
TEACHER SORRY MADE A BIG MISTAKE BY ASKING U A QUESTION MAAF KARO AME
STUDENT in (his mind) she will never dare to ask me a question hehehehe
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dont get angry by reading this guys
THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS AN CAT
THIS IS IDIOT CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS FORTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now go back and read the third word only in each line from the start
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i done a teacher gave home work to everyone to make frame sentence
a boy comes to home and he goes to his father about it (his father is watching cricket there is a six on the shot)so he said what a shot
the boy notes it down and then he goes to his mom and asks about it (his mom is cooking the phone rings suddenly )she shouts the boy idiot
the boy notes it and writes it in his book
the boy then goes to his sister (his sister is talking to her lover about going a date )she says a we can go tomorrow darling ( inniku vendam darling nallaiku pogalam )
the boy notes it and writes it in his book
and then he was going to his room he saw his brother suddenly his brother shouts cockroach! cockroach!
the boy notes it down in his note
AND THE NEXT DAY HE WAS READY TO GO HE GETS INTO THE BUS
he saws a board ladies first
he notes it and write it in his note
in the bus he saw the board government of india
he notes it down in his note
IN CLASS HE SUBMITS THE NOTE
TEACHER SLAPS HIM
BOY SAYS THE SENTENCES WHICH HE SUBMITED HER IT IS
what a shot
teacher; how dare u
boy;idiot
teacher;lets go to the principle room
boy;we can go tomorrow darling
IN PRINCIPLE ROOM
principle is scolding the boy
( principle is afraid of cockoroach)
boy;cockroach! cockroach!
SUDDENLY THE PRINCIPLE STANDS IN THE TABLE SHE GETS SUPER DUPER ANGRY
principle asks the boy to remove his shirt
boy;ladies first
principle;who teaches u all this
boy; “GOVERNMENT OF INDIA”
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my friend thinks he is smart he onions are the only food that make u cry so i threw coconut in his face
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daughter and father conversation
DAUGHTER;MAY I BECOME A DENTIST OR CARDIOLOGIST
FATHER;DENTIST
DAUGHTER;WHY DAD
FATHER;BECAUSE WE HAVE 32 TEETH AND ONE HEART
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GUYS THAT’S ALL FOR THIS WEEK BECAUSE OF STUDIES
FORGIVE ME FOR LESS JOKES
BY
VARSHA (philo)