Categories: Humour

Just for Fun,emotions and quotes part-2

Guys i think you all liked the first part now here is your second guys pls don’t scold me after reading this if you want to scold pls pls don’t tell???????

Conversation between a teacher and headmaster

Teacher: Hello sir i came here to join inyour school

Headmaster: Really i am so happy for you pls give certificate

Teacher:sorry sir i forgot but i am an MBA student

Headmaster(mind voice); Now she is fool to join in my school

Teacher(mindvoice): He is big stupid i did not pass 10th std itself he is going to appoint me???

Headmaster: You are appointed enjoy it and he laughs

Teacher:Stupid giving me salary i am failure

Finally both are stupid they are fooling each other but no benefit for both becoz the school loses its result and teacher gets torture for 20,000 salary every month
this is the real thing happens in many school
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4 Things we hate the most

first our headset is stucked

No wifi strength

Low battery

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This four things we all hate the most guys if you agree with me??????

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When we start the bike.

Mother:No i am having fever you go by yourself

Father: No i am having work’

Sister: I will go by walk

Lover: Nobody will come with you

Friend; Start the bike if you die i will also die

Show this to your true friends yaar true frinds never leave us but lover and parents does not believe our driving

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A teacher asks the student which std you study???

Student tells go straight and turn left

teacher what nonsense??

student tells mam you askedd which std you are studying i told where i am studying?????

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Kumkum bhagya quotes……………..

Abhi tells i think i need to throw you from cliff and reach bottom to catch you

this is for abhi and pragya

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Girls may come and go in our life but true friends will never leave us

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Friendship is true love if we does not talk also they will care for us each and everytime

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Romance is important but to have a friend you can use as a mirror who can give your objective response that’s what’s really important

-Manmarziyan

it is dedicated for sharvan reddy fans

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pls don’t leave the heart that fight with you becoz it is the one who cares you the lot………

teacher is the only soul who brings out many doctor,engineer,and etc..

Teacher is one who meets many students a day

If we blame teachers then also they care for us becoz teachers are our mothers

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Loneliness is better than bad company……so pls be away from your friends who is bad

My brain says to me

5% NAMES

3%Phone numbers

2%School work

90% About tv shows,films, songs and actor and actresses news etc………..

Makes jokes.no stress,live,life,love be happy with what you have.

sorry it is less becoz i don’t know jokes so i written emotions and some quotes for my fav shows which i was thinking for many days and i wrote it if it is nice pls give comments yaar. i have added last part some jokes to make you happy

Enjoy it buddies

Credit to: Narendran

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