my married life- episode 8

Tu tu tu tui…tui…. tu..i..tu..i…..

Like a tragic music my daily life has become.

What would be so tragic for a sleeping beauty…??

Getting early in morning…!
*tragic music plays..*

I took out my frustration in bathroom, but came out as if nothing happened. I was wondering what this Maheswari family would do this morning…???

……… Yoga…!!!!!

Yes…!! Yoga…!!!

In garden, all mats were laid…an extra one for me. All were waiting for someone.. Ap maa. I understood she is the hitler in this house, just like I’m at my house..

All laid on mat and started doing something with hands and legs. I’m not even understanding what they are doing..?? They are bending hands, legs, back, waist… just as elastic.

Oh…this is called Yoga..!!!

I nodded my head in great realization…

*claps please…*

Thank you,.

I was trying to do as them…

Oh my god..!! What is this..??

Looking at my struggle pari bhabhi and swara are smiling. I know they are laughing madly inside…

Hahahahahahahahahaahaha…. *just imagine them while laughing*

Bcz… only they know how I was trying to do as monkey.. yes..!! That what someone will say if they see me then..!!

Later all sat… it is pranayamam it seems. They are breathing in and out… as all closed their eyes I became busy looking at everyone. All are doing sincerely.

Aaa….how ever all closed their eyes..i can do whatever i want… i was looking around… up… straight…

And…. struck…!!

Ap maa is looking at me in big killing glares eyes.

I got frightened and closed my eyes. After a while I opened a bit and looked again…

*Eeee..eeee..I will cry now..!! She is still glaring at me..!!*

I gulped and closed my eyes. It’s meditation it seems.

I was falling front and back feeling asleep. I wanted to lay there only on mat and sleep and kill whoever disturbs my sleep..!!! I wanted to take an AK 47 and threaten everyone… I wanted to shout as Godzilla…

“I want my sleep……!!!!!!!!”

Then I felt a hand trying to get me into conscious. All stood up and I was only sitting. It’s swara who disturbed my thoughts.

“The yoga has finished..!!”

I felt happy… “so, we can disperse..!!”

I thought and about to go….

“Surya namaskars have to be done yet..!!!” Ap maa’s order.

I gave a death glare to myself.

*ehe ehe ehe… I never even done this much work out in my school. My drill teacher is also afraid of me. But, here I’m fearing to Ap maa. Then I imagined my drill teacher is laughing sarcastically at me…!!!*

Uuuhahahahahaha….

*forget not to imagine horns to that drill teacher *

At last after that I was going back to room… but Laksh was going out.

“Jogging..!!”

After this much work out…he still jogs..?? Hmm, now I want to see his body… how he built it..!!!

I bent my eyes down suddenly… chi…what am I thinking..??
I scratched my head like idiot.

Hey…!!! I forgot…!!!

Today is my rasoi right..!!! I have to cook…

Cooking…!!! Hahaha… it’s a tiny very tiny…very very tiny work for me..!!!

I can do it with single hand….!!! Hurray…!! I’m kitchen’s queen..!!!

*holding camera in fear*

No….!! I’m not…!! cooking or banana peel…?? I don’t know cooking or even what does people do in cooking..!!!!