Hey guys … I’m back .. Sorry for the late update … And guys there was a small mistake in my title when posted the character sketch … It’s “mr.siddhant Kapoor and his sasurji ” not “siddhant Gupta and his sasurji” ….Any ways as I said I’m fond of movies and mainly books and and this ff will be inspired from some movies …. So today u all will be reading episode 1 of my ff …
Enjoy the episode
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Scene 1:
Khanna’s house
6am
A lady is shown doing puja and she’s reciting some mantras …. A man is reading newspaper
Man : (shouts) huh ?!?! Same news again !!! 2 robbers named ranveer and Samar were trying to rob a bank again … And now they’re caught by officer shravan … Hmm (Reads the 2nd news) WHAT ?!?! IS THIS A NEWS ?!?!? A guy stole pakoras from a shop and after eating the pakoras he died ?!?! Now the owner of that shop is arrested ….(Throws the news paper) Shipra … I want coffee ….
Shipra : (is still praying)
Man : (shouts) SHIPRA !!! IT’S 6AM !!! NOW I WANT COFFEE !!!
Shipra : offo amit ji !!!! Plz wait !!! Always coffee coffee !!!! Nowadays r not allowing me to do puja … Always drinking coffee in the morning !!!
Amit : what always coffee ?!?! Everyone drinks coffee in the morning !!!
Shipra : amit ji I’m not in a mood to fight with u … After completing all my work and puja .. I have to go ashram
Amit : ashram ?!?! For what ?!?!
Shipra : I have to go and meet baba Bala yogi
Amit : now who’s this new baba ?!?!
Shipra : he has many powers … He cures many people who are suffering from infectious diseases …
Amit : he should have been a doctor … Well what is that baba’s name ?!?!
Shipra : well baba Bala yogi … I told u right ?!?!
Amit : oh yeah … How old is he ?!?!
Shipra : well I don’t know but I guess he might be 70+
Amit : woah he crossed 70 huh ?!?! Who named as him Bala yogi ?!?! He should have been named as boodha yogi ..
Shipra : don’t say like that …
Amit : now why do u want that boodha yogi or whatever yogi?!?!
Shipra : well I’m worried about Jasmine’s future so I thought of meeting baba Bala yogi …… And after a long time she’s coming to our house for holidays ….. she’s coming tomorrow
Amit : that’s gr8 …… now where’s is ur dear son Armaan ?!?! He again went somewhere
Shipra : yeah Yesterday night he went to watch some movie with his friends … He might be in his friend’s house or else he might be sleeping …
Amit : oh I see now why r we talking about Armaan ?!?! Go and bring coffee
Shipra : even today I was not able to say hanuman chalisa ..
Amit : always hanuman chalisa or whatever … Now go and bring coffee …
Shipra : fine !!! (Goes inside)
Just then they hear meantime they hear rock music sound. ….
Amit : who is playing rock music in the morning? ? Irritating idiot
Shipra : (shouts from the kitchen) ur son is back and he’s is dancing !!!
Amit : God ….. I knew it
Then Armaan comes down dancing with the rock music after bathing …. that to wearing baniyan. . and jockey with towel wrapped around it …..
(I think I should not mentione more than this … 😛 )
Amit : Shipra …. see your son … See his clothes what If anyone sees him like this and what people will say?!?
Armaan : dad !!! What’s wrong with u ?!?!
Amit : nothing .. so what movie did u watch yesterday ?!?!
Armaan : yesterday I watched a beautiful film named “AIDS BIMARI SE BACHATEY RAHO ”
Amit : useless guys like u will only watch such stupid films …
Shipra : (comes there with coffee) amit ji .. Ur coffee …
Amit : see your son … he’s watching stupid films like something bimari or whatever ….. And did u See his clothes and did u see how he was dancing now ?!?
Shipra : leave it … And by the way Armaan .. Do u want coffee ?!?!
Armaan : no coffee mom … Only boost ..
Shipra : boost ?!?! Usually u don’t drink that ?!?! Why suddenly boost ?!?!
Armaan : of course mom what if tomorrow I get chance to work or sing in a film ?!?! I have to work all day and night … So if I drink coffee I won’t be able to concentrate on anything ….
Amit : ur son has Gone mad Shipra
Shipra : amit ji do u think ur son will get a chance to act in a film ?!?!
Amit : who will give chance for this senseless idiot ?!?!? Armaan u better do one thing … Yesterday u watched one movie right something “AIDS SE BACHATEY RAHO” u better go to the director of that film and ask for a chance … He might give u chance in his next movie named “TOMATOES AND SLAPS” …. U will get chance in such type of film ..
Armaan : why r u discouraging ur own son ?!? I’m handsome .. And I have a good personality … Style … Body and good face cut … Don’t I ?!?!
Amit : now I’ve cut ur face into pieces if u talk about films or whatever
Armaan : DAD !!!!!
Shipra : Armaan u r getting late … Get ready u have to go to college
Armaan : ok …
He leaves ..
Scene 2:
Kapoor’s house
Morning 6am
A house is shown
A man is shown .. His name is madhesh Kapoor and packing his bags and another guy (his son) is reading a book
Madhesh : (he’s tensed lamenting) hey Bhagwan !!! It’s already late .. I have be there in railway station !!! Or else I’ve miss the train … And I’ve lose my job too …Hey Bhagwan I have to reach there at the correct time . Bhagwan ?! (He sees all the cricketers and film stars pictures stuck on the wall ) (in taunting tone )huh ?!?! Not even a single idol or a picture to worship God .. Only cricketers and film starts pictures … All things are scattered here and there … (He sees his son reading newspaper ) nothing is arranged properly !!!!
Guy : (smirks)
Madhesh : Now I’m tensed and u r behaving as if I’m talking to the wall!!! siddhant ?!?!? SIDDHANTH !!!!!!!
Siddhant : (throws the book) DAD !!! CALL ME SID !!!
Madhesh : that doesn’t matter now listen to me ..
Siddhant : what do u want ?!?!
Madhesh : now the time is 5:50am !!!! It’s too late .. I have to be there in railway station ..
Siddhant : dad now the time is just 5:50am ..Train will start @ 8am .. U still have 2hrs dad !!! Even our milk man hasn’t arrived yet ..
Madhesh : so ??! If our milk man hasn’t arrived yet will the train start late ?!
Siddhant : I didn’t mean that … Dad … Now the time is just 6 u still have 2 hrs .. Dad even if a lame guy starts walking to railway station now … by 8am he would reach there !!! Same in ur case !!!Why r u lamenting for such silly things !!!!
Madhesh : SIDDHANTH !!!
Siddhant : NOW WHAT !!!!
Madhesh : NOW THE TIME IS 6:00am !!!!
Siddhant : so ?!?! I didn’t say the time is 6:00pm ?!?!
Madhesh : Now stop talking and now go and book a taxi for me !!!
Siddhant : taxi ?!?! Why taxi ?!?! My friend Zain is on the way … He will come and pick up u in the car .. No need of taxi
Madhesh : he’s useless …. Plz book a taxi ….
Siddhant : no dad .. He’s on the way
Madhesh : ur friend said that he will come here @ 5:30am Even he hasn’t arrived yet !!! Even his car is useless like him .. That’s why I’m saying now plz book a taxi !!!
Siddhant : if talk about that taxi again I’ve get angry !!!! Don’t talk about that maxi taxi whatever !!! I hate it !!!
Madhesh : Oye !!! Why do u hate that taxi so much !!!!!
Siddhant : why do u love that taxi so much !!!!! U r talking as if this taxi company owner is ur brother !!! Always Taxi taxi taxi !!!!!
Madhesh : whatever ..
Siddhant’s friend Zain Khan arrives
Siddhant : see Zain arrived
Zain : hi Sid !!!
Siddhant : hi Zain !!!!
Zain : (to Madhesh) sorry uncle i apologise for coming late… Engine problem …. Khehene keliye ghar me 4 car hai lekin Sab bekar hai (I have 4 cars but they all are useless)
Madhesh : (to himself) yeah just like u
Zain : did u say anything uncle ?!?!
Madhesh : Erhh nothing …
Siddhant : oh I see …
Zain : yeah … Then I thought uncle will get late .. So I booked a taxi and came here
Siddhant : WHAT !!!!! TAXI !!!
Madhesh : (laughs) gr8 …. Siddhant See … Even Zain came here to pick me up in taxi
Siddhant : whatever
Zain : uncle …. Yesterday Sid told me that u have been transferred from Kolkata to Bombay before 10 days … Now where r u going uncle ?!?!
Siddhant : Yeah …My dad worked in Kolkata for 10 days … He was transferred to Bombay again and then after 5 days he was again transferred to Kolkata
Zain : (puzzled) WHAT ?!?! TRANSFER IN 10 DAYS ?!?!
Siddhant : Yeah … U know what my dad haven’t worked more than 10 days in a single branch
Zain : I’m confused
Siddhant : I’ve give a small example
Zain : ok
Siddhant : once he worked in madras branch … There he worked only for 10days … 10th day his seniors transferred him to Bihar branch … As per transfer order 25th July he should have been there in Bihar … Unfortunately ticket was not available .. So he went to Bihar on 27th July … He saw another person in his seat… that means dad was again transferred to some place …so dad was again transferred to madras …so as per attendance he worked for 2 days in Bihar branch but he didn’t go to office on those 2 days ?
Zain : My god … I guess uncle have worked in all parts of India
Madhesh : stop talking siddhant … Go and bring my luggage
Siddhant : huh ?!?! Fine ..
Zain : uncle .. As usual u will get ur transfer order in 10days … Then what’s the need of luggage ?!
Madhesh : what to do ?!?! Well now I’m worried about siddhant’s future …. He lost his mother when he was only 2 …. And now he’s 24 and he’s still watching cartoons like a small kid… Even I’m getting transferred once in 10days … U take care of him .. So that he won’t feel lonely ..
Zain : ok uncle
Madhesh : well how’s is studying ?!?!
Zain : hmm …very poor uncle
Madhesh : yeah even in last semester he scored only 20marks out of 100
Zain : (in naughty tone) uncle u won’t believe uncle .. In the same semester I scored 80marks out of 100 .. That too I copied seeing sid’s paper (laughs)
Madhesh : WHAT !!!!! U GOT 80 MARKS BY COPYING SIDDHANT’S PAPER ?!?!
Zain : (laughs) yes uncle
Madhesh : SIDDHANT !!! SIDDHANT !!! COME HERE
Siddhant : (yawns) what dad ?!?!
Madhesh : remember ?!?! In last semester u scored only 20marks out of 100
Siddhant : yeah ?!?
Madhesh : but Zain copied ur paper and he got 80 marks in the exam !!!! How’s this possible ?!?!
Siddhant : Zain copied my paper and he got 80 marks … I copied from the guy who was sitting in front of me and I got only 20 marks
Madhesh : that’s the point !!!!! Zain copied from u and got 80 marks And u copied from the guy who was sitting infron of u !!! U both should have got 80 marks !!!! Then how’s this possible
Siddhant : Dad , dad dad try to understand !!!!!
Madhesh : understand what !!!!
Siddhant : Zain is a BSc chemistry student and I’m BSc physics student !!! The guy who was sitting infront of me was also a BSc chemistry student
Madhesh : WHAT !!!!!!
Siddhant : yeah
Madhesh : senseless Idiot !!!! While writing exam don’t u know whether u r writing or copying physics or chemistry student’s paper ?!?!
Siddhant : how would I know whether that guy is a physics student or chemistry !!! After the exam got over he came out and said that he’s a chemistry student !!! After that what can I do ?!?!
Madhesh : useless !!!
Siddhant : dad !!! Aren’t u getting late ?!?!
Madhesh : (Sees the clock) now the time is 6:30am now I have to go .. Zain come with me ..
Zain : ok uncle .
Siddhant : bye dad
Madhesh : bye
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Precap : siddhant meets Amit in saloon …. Jasmine is shown ….. New Baba ji enters ..
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