AN: This is a surprise OS! 😛
Rating: General Audience
Not proof read.
Disclaimer: I found the title picture in google. Not copyright infringement intended.
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OYE RAMTA JOGI
It was a beautiful full moon night and the sight from his balcony was nothing short of mesmerizing. The peekaboo the gorgeous moon played with him when it hid behind the fluffy clouds one time or the tree branches the next, reminded him of his beloved. She too loved playing with him… Even though she was his, she never was the way he wanted her to be… But that didn’t and would never ever stop him from loving her… His dearest darling wife… He gently smiled at the beautiful thought and closed his eyes, imagining his own of version of his love story…
Ho ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga
Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaise khilta gulaab
Jaise shayar ka khwaab
Jaise ujali kiran
Jaise bun mein hiran
Jaise chandani raat
Jaise narmi ki baat
Jaise mandir mein ho
Ek jalta diya…
Ho..ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga
Ho ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga
Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaise subahon ka roop
Jaise sardi ki dhoop
Jaise beena ki taan
Jaise rangon ki jaan
Jaise balkhaye bael
Jaise lehron ka khel
Jaise khushboo liye
Aaye thandi hawa…
Ho..ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga
Suddenly someone kept their hand on his shoulder and he was jolted out of his pleasant colourful dream. He looked at her, his beautiful wife and smiled. She frowned in turn and said, ” Aap itte baithe hain? Wahan pe mahra beta uss Bengalan se jeene marne ka wada fir se kar raha hai aur aap yahan chain se chaand ki deedar karke so rahe hain?”
{AN: Now that wasn’t what u expected right?!;) 😛 😀 Okies, now that u hv understood that it’s abt RamTa, read ahead for more funny surprises! 😉 😀 }
Ramu thought to himself: Hmm yeh kab samjhegi mujhe? Meri pyari Sujju Bujju!
Out loud he says: Arre usme kya hai? Woh bahut acchi ladki hain.
Sujju: Haan magar who Bangali hai nah? Uss sach ka kya karein?
Ramu now frustrated and fed up with her constant Bengalan jaap, blurts out: Arrey magar woh mujhepe gaya hai nah?! Fir woh Bengalan se pyar nahi karega toh fir kisse karega?!
Before he realises what he blurted out, his wife catches him!
Sujju: Kya kaha aapne? Aap bhi kissi Bengalan se pyar karthein hain?!
Waaahhh she starts wailing! ;( ;(
Sujju continues: Mujhe pata tha! Uss Babloo ki mummy se hi aapka chakkar chal raha hai nah?!
Waaahhh * sob * *sob* ;( ;(
Ramu: Arrey woh kaun hai? Main use jhantha tak nahi!
Sujju: Jhoot mat bolo! Woh hamesha mujhse kehthi rehthi hain ki tum bahut ache ho, handsome ho, wagera wagera!
Ramu excitedly: Aisa kaha usne?! Mujhe use milwao na plz…
Suju wails again! ;( ;(
Sujju: Tum mujhse hi mere sauten se milwane ke liye keh rahe ho? Waaahhh mujhse iss ghar mein koi pyar nahi kartha! Sab sirf Bengalan se hi karthe hain! ;( 🙁
Ramu thinks for a moment, and then decides that it was finally the time to tell her the BIG TRUTH!
Ramu: Meri Sujju Bujju… ro mat…
Sujju angrily: Yeh Sujju Bujju kaun hai? Meri sauten ka naam hai kya? Mein uski baal noch loongi!
Ramu: Arrey meri Sujju Bujju tum ho Sujatha! Tum ho meri pehli aur akhri pyar! Humari tho ek Epic love story hai nah!
Sujju suspiciously: Hain? Magar humne toh arranged marriage ki thi nah? Aur phir aap abhi abhi keh rahe the ki aapko kissi Bengalan se pyar hai?
Ramu: Meri Sujju uske peeche ek kahani hai, mein bata tha hun, suno…
Ramu keeps a hand on her shoulder and side hugs her and they both see to a faraway land and concentric circles take you away to the Flash Back land 80s Hindi cinema isshtyle! 😉
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FB:
We see a 19 yr old girl in light blue chiffon sari and a 22 yr old guy in glittery semi-transparent red color shirt singing a duet in a ruined old building in the out-skirts of Kolkata. They are singing in a completely besura voice and enjoying each other’s company as both seem to be extremely in love or tone deaf whichever you prefer!
Kaate Nahi Katate Ye Din Ye Raat
Kehni Thi Tumse Jo Dil Ki Baat
Lo Aaj Main Kehta Hoon I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
Koi Nahi Bas Tum Ho Saath
Kehni Thi Tumse Jo Dil Ki Baat
Koi Nahi Bas Tum Ho Saath
Kehni Thi Tumse Jo Dil Ki Baat
Lo Aaj Main Kehti Hoon I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
Kaisi Hava Hai Dhuli Dhuli
Aaj Fiza Hain Khuli Khuli
Kaisi Hava Hai Dhuli Dhuli
Aaj Fiza Hain Khuli Khuli
Saara Nazaara naya Naya
Dil Ne Pukaara Piya Piya
Saara Nazaara Naya Naya
Saara Nazaara Naya Naya
Dil Ne Pukaara Piya Piya
Dil Ne Pukaara Piya Piya
Piya Piya Piya Piya
Tumne Jo Li Angdaai Hai
Phir Baat Vahi Yaad Aayi Hai
Tumne Jo Li Angdaai Hai
Phir Baat Vahi Yaad Aayi Hai
Lo Aaj Main Kehta Hoon I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
I Love You, I Love You
Then after finishing their duet both are now happily enjoying their ride on the narrow twisty hill road in a 80s style sports car with open roof! The lady now has a pretty black and white polka dot scarf tied around her head and both of them were wearing huge sunglasses and are true fashionistas of the 80s! XD
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PRESENT:
Sujju asks dreamily: Kya mein Sri Devi jaise dhikthi thi pehle? *Blushing*
Ramu equally dreamily: Nahi main Anil Kapoor ke jaisa dhiktha tha pehle! *showing off Kool attitude :D*
Sujju frowns and says: Acha acha teek hain! Aage bolo! Hmmpf! 😡
And murmurs to herself: Bade aaye Anil Kapoor banne! Hmmpf! 😡
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FB continues:
The couple are now happily singing some other blah song which no one really remembers the lyrics for… So let’s just skip that part and move ahead to the chase! Yes you heard it right! There is a car chase! WooHoo!
So our couple are being followed by a jeep full of cheapos who are yelling cheap things about our drop dead gorgeous heroine! The Hero yells from his car and tries to speed away, being the ever practical fellow that he was, he knew he couldn’t out win 5 people against one!
But sadly the tragedy strikes… Their car swerves and they fall off the road into the valley below! :O :O
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PRESENT:
Sujju: Hay Bhagwan! Yeh kya ho gaya! ;(
Ramu: Arrey meri sujju bujju, poori kahani toh suno!
What he didn’t of course tell her was that there was no car chase that day and they had fallen down due to the fact that he was getting too handsy with his hot girlfriend that he forgot that he was required to keep one hand on the steering wheel too!
But that of course was a story for another day and anyway the car chase seemed more alluring and not to mention he looked like a complete Hero in this version!
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Back to FB:
Both of them wake up in the hospital. Ramu is fine except for a fractured hand and leg. But Sujju had the worst of it. She had hit her head badly on a tree during the fall and now had gone into coma. Ramu had wept bitterly on hearing this.
After almost 2 days, Sujju was out of coma but she had forgotten her past! She had amnesia! She remembered nothing!
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PRESENT:
Sujju: Kya??? :O :O :O
Ramu just put his finger on her lips and said: Shhh! Aur hai, suno!
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FB again!
Ramu informs her parents about her condition saying that she remembers nothing. But also there was one thing she seems to have gotten mixed up… She now considered herself a Marwadi instead of the Bengali that she actually was!!! :O :O :O 😉 *TADAAA*
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PRESENT:
Sujju: Kyaaa?! :O :O :O
Ramu glares at her and continues…
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Yep you guessed it right, FB it is again: ;D
Sujju’s parents and Ramu are seen talking to the doctor, who is telling them that there had been some sort of mix up and since someone in the hospital had recognised Ramu as Ram Prasad Maheshwari, they had thought that the girl with him too was a Maheshwari or from some other similar Marwadi family and had informed the girl about it. So since Sujju didn’t remember anything of her past and the first information she was given was that she was a Marwadi, it had now got stuck in her mind! Now since she was already too stressed about not remembering anything else, it would be wise to keep up the charade that she is one, for few more weeks till she is stable… Everyone had dejectedly agreed.
But Ramu saw the silver lining in the situation! He decided this was his best chance to get approval for his marriage with Sujju from his strict parents and even stricter brother!
He had asked her parents to act as if they are Maarwadi even in front of his parents like they were doing in front of their daughter. They had reluctantly agreed for their daughter’s sake and got them both married!
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PRESENT:
Ramu: Toh abb pata chala ki main kis Bangalan se pyar kartha hun?
Sujju was too shocked to say anything for few minutes!
Later after having regained her senses a bit she says: Hey Bhagwan! Toh mein khud Bengalan hoon?! Aur humari love marriage thi?! *Blushing*
Ramu laughs happily and romantically says: Aur nahi tho kya? Tum hi tho ho meri Sujju Bujju! Mera pehla aur akhri pyar! Abb samjhi mein kyun keh raha tha ki humara beta mujhpe gaya hai? 😉
He pauses intently and gives her a smouldering look and continues: woh bhi Bengali ladki se pyar kartha hai aur usse bhi important baat yeh hai ki woh uske liye kuch bhi kar saktha hai! Kuch bhi! <3
Sujju blushes. She realises how much her husband loves her! <3
They both now dreamily look into each other's eyes and sing in their good ol' besura voice,
Tumse milake aisa laga tumse milake armaan huye pure dil ke – (2)
Ae meree jaane wafa, teree meree meree teree ek jaan hai
Saath tere rahenge sada, tumse naa honge juda
Tumse milke aisa laga tumse milke, armaan huye pure dil ke
Mere sanam, teree kasam chhodenge abb naa yeh haath
Yeh jindagee la la la
Gujregee abb la la la
Hamdam tumhaare hee saath
Apana yeh vada raha, tumse naa honge juda…
Just when Ramu was excitedly coming near his wife to claim her lips, she suddenly says: Iska matlab main machhi khathi hun?! :O :O
Ramu to himself: Right time pe humesha galat question poochthi hai! Ugh! YEh khabi nahi sudaregi! :I
So while his Sujju Bujju is trying hard to remember how fish tastes like and whether she liked it or not before… Ramu gives up hope any kinda romance and goes back to his day dreaming… *hayee*
This time again he was Anil Kapoor but she was Aish this time… and the song was of course…
Oye Ramta Jogi Oye Ramta Jogi
Hoi Hoi Hoi Hoi
Oye Ramta Jogi Oye Ramta Jogi
Hoi Hoi Hoi Hoi
Main Prem Da Payala Pi Aaya
Main Prem Da Payala Pi Aaya
Ek Pal Me Sadiyaan Ji Aaya
Oye Ramta Jogi Oye Ramta Jogi,
Hoi Hoi Hoi Hoi
Main Prem Da Payala Pi Aaya
Ek Pal Me Sadiyaan Ji Aaya
Saari Madhushala Pi Aaya
Ek Pal Me Sadiyaan Ji Aaya
Main Pi Aaya
Main Pi Aaya
Main Pi Aaya Ja Pi Aaya
Main Jee Aaya
Oye Ramta Jogi Oye Ramta Jogi
Hoi Hoi Hoi Hoi
Tu Ramta Jogi Tu Ramta Jogi
Hoi Hoi Hoi Hoi
And our RamTa (RAM + sujaTA) lived happily ever after happily day dreaming!
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END ;P
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AN: Niki is Running and Hiding from all the sade hue tamatars n andas! 😛 XD
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