Rahul Gandhi — part 1

Rahul Special : ???
Rahul Gandhi – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Rahul Gandhi- Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free” ???????? ??????????????
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Modi – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul Gandhi – I can eat 6 apples.
Modi – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Rahul Gandhi: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Rahul Gandhi to Digvijay – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Digvijay – I can eat 10.
Rahul Gandhi – Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!! ????????
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Rahul Gandhi calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Rahul Gandhi – When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What’s the problem?
Help Desk – Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can’t read your password.
Rahul Gandhi – Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk – ??
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First time in the history it has happened….!
Rajnikant vs Rahul Gandhi
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Rahul Gandhi: Depend karta hai ….
agar horizontally half karo to ”0” or vertically karo to ”3”
? Rajnikant still unconcious…!!!
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Rahul Gandhi: Hey mom, what plans for weekend ?
Sonia : Income Tax Returns.
Rahul Gandhi: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sonia : Jaa mere baap, tu Modi ko gali de!!!
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Rahul Gandhi.
Referee – Y r u not running…?
Rahul Gandhi- My number is 4.
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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
Rahul Gandhi: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….
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Rahul Gandhi and Kejriwal are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Rahul Gandhi – What should we do now?
Kejriwal – We’ll take 50:50.
-Rahul Gandhi What about the remaining 900?
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Rahul Gandhi: Let’s go for movie.
Kejriwal : I’ve got a doctor’s appointment today..
Rahul Gandhi: Just cancel it,Tell him you’re sick.?????
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Rahul Gandhi reading newspaper..
News:
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Rahul Gandhi comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
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Kejriwal : I have more Fans than You..
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Rahul Gandhi: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.?
It’s new in market forward it?

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Hey guys !! Was it hilarious ??

Credit to: Mansi(Mandy)