I realized I never included Kabbu in any of my works.
So, this one is just for fun.. 😂
Mujhe likhte-likhte hasi aa rhi thi. 😂😂
It starts from the scene where Vansh tells Riddhima that he has caught her partner and tells her to come in that godown.
~♥~
“Fear not, Kabir. Tumhari Riddhu aa rhi hai tumhe bachane.”, she reached the place and stood at the door.
Vansh smirked at her worried expression while she was continuously fidgeting her hands and sweating profusely.
“Riddhima. Riddhima. Riddhima. Dekho tumhare liya kya surprise hai. Tumhara pyara-sa aashiq.”, saying this he rotated the chair and Riddhima was shell-shocked seeing Kabir sitting untied, with tears in his eyes.
(Sorry but I cracked up here. Imagine Vishal crying, banda kitna cute hai. Hayee! 🙈💕)
“Kabir!”, she ran upto him, and began checking for any injuries. But there were none.
With tears in her eyes, she looked at Vansh.
“Mr. Vansh Raisinghania, akhir chal kya raha hai tumhare dimaag mein. Mujhe darakar yahan bulaya aur phir bhi Kabir ko chhua tak nahin. Karna kya chahte ho tum? Iraade-”
“Wait Riddhu, let me explain…”, Kabir cut her while Vansh rolled his eyes.
“Actually…”, he looked at her and then here and there, mumbling something as if trying to frame a sentence.
“Actually kya Kabir? Tell me the truth.”, she raised her eyebrows at him. Kabir opened his mouth to say something, but he was cut by Vansh.
“We both are exes.”, Vansh spoke blankly.
“Kya?”, Riddhima was visibly surprised.
The love of her life was a… gay?
“Tell me he’s saying lie, Kabir.”, she held his collar while he nodded negatively. His eyes were fixed at the floor, he couldn’t meet her gaze.
“Y..You are a…gay?”, she asked in disbelief, taking her hands back.
“No, Riddhima. You’re getting us wrong. I can ex-”
“You tell me that the person I love the most is not what I thought he was, and then you frame an explanation in defense? No Kabir, you broke my trust. And our relationship can never be the same again.
And Mr. Vansh, thank you for bringing his truth in front of me.”, saying this she turned to go.
“Riddhima, listen! Riddhu…”, Kabir shouted.
But she did not stop.
“Vansh ke bachche. Tune phir se meri naiya paar nhi hone di.” 😒
Vansh was sipping juice through a straw, his chin rested on his palms.
“Ole mere Kabbu ka dil toot gaya? Tch! Tch! Tch!”, he sipped the remaining liquid, making a sound.
“Pata nhi kis manhoos ghadi mein maine tere crush ko propose kiya, jiska bhugtaan main aaj-tak kar rha hoon.”
“Koi ni! I’ll find a better match for you.”, he tried to lift up his mood.
“Tu to rehen hi de. Ek bandi ko bheja tha tere paas usse mehfooz rakhne ke liye. Usse tak to tune bhaga diya.”
“Lecture baad mein dena. Ab chal, kuch kha lete hain. Tere pet ki hulchul bahar tak sunai de rhi hai.”, he chuckled.
“Hey prabhu, avatar le! Ab tu hi mujhe aise dost se bacha sakta hai.”
Riddhima who had forgot her phone, eavesdropped on their conversation, but decided to play along.
“Ye kya samajhte hain? Main koi tissue paper thodi hi hoon. Jise use karke fek do!?”, she thought to herself and smirked.
KaVa went to a restaurant (roadside wala, jisme open-seating hoti hai, chhatri ke niche 😅)
(Point to be noted- Vansh is not that sadu as he appears to be. I have put Vihaan’s aatma in Vansh’s body, so Vansh is wearing casuals😁)
Vansh was about to eat a bite when he saw something and his jaw fell to the ground, while the morsel fell in his plate.
“Kaise kha rha hai, Vansh. Muh band kar nhi to makhkhi cha-”
His gaze fell at someone and even his jaw dropped.
They both saw Riddhima in somebody’s arms, they both were sharing an eyelock.
Flashback: Riddhima was walking when she slipped, but before she could fall, somebody caught her.
“Kabbu, ye kon hai?”
“Jo bhi hai, mere pyaar ka dushman hai.”
“Tu aur tera pyaar. Ek baat bata, to zinda hawa-pani par hai ya pyaar par?”
“Ja yaar, tu mera gam samajhne se raha.”
They were even more shocked on hearing her talk to him like a lovey-dovey.
“Thank you Vyom ji. Agar aap nhi hote, to main abhi hospital mein bed par leti hui hote.”, she gave him a wide smile and tucked her hair behind her ears.
She was constantly tapping her feet and biting her bottom lip in nervousness.
“Mention not, Riddhima. Ye to mera farz tha.”, he winked at her.
“Ye aisa kyu behave kar rhi hai jaise assembly mein koi speech de rhi ho. Itni nervous to ye mujhe propose krte hue bhi nhi hui.”
“Aur is ladke ka ankh maarna zaroori tha kya? Sirf smile bhi to kar sakta tha. Ladki dekhi nhi, ki chance maarne lag jate hain.”
“Inhi roadside romeon ki wajah se to hamare desh ki ladkiyan safe nhi hai. In saalon ko to-”
“Kabbu? Tune gaali kahan se seekhi?”
“Seekhi nhi bhai. Andar se aati hai. Vo chhod, meri bandi fassi, to teri kyu jal rhi hai.”, he raised his eyebrow at him.
“Meri kab jali? Jalne se yaad aya, tere police station mein fire extinguisher nhi hai na. Tune lagwaya kyu nhi?”
“Don’t change the topic, Vansh. I know you very well. Ab sach-sach bata.”, he smirked.
“Main…vo…I guess…I like her?”, he brushed his eyebrows with his thumb and index finger. (bear me plz. I don’t really know what u call that thing. It’s Rra’s bad habit)
“Vansh, tu marega mere haathon.”
“Hatt! Tu mujhe maar hi nhi sakta. Bada aya!”
“Acha hai.. Bahut acha hai *in Nana Patekar’s voice*”
“Ye jo tune behuda mimickry ki na abhi…dobara mat karna.”, Vansh said maintaining a serious look on his face.
“Ok. Ok. Sun.. Bil-“
But before he could complete, Vansh’s phone ringed and he excused himself.
Meanwhile, the waiter came with the bill.
“Ek to saala vaise hi salary time par nhi aati hai, upar se ye har baar mujhe choona lagake chale jata hai.”, he reluctantly gave him a tip, because he was staring at him as if he was a miser.
“Le bhai. Ye bhi rakh! Khush?”
The waiter gave him a satisfactory smile and went away, adjusting his tie.
(Tch! Tch! Tch! Kangaal hawaldaar😂)
He went towards Vansh, who was sticking to the wall and shoved him lightly. To his utter surprise, he pulled him backwards and signalled him to keep his mouth shut.
A few faint voices were coming from the lane nearby, probably Riddhima and Vyom.
They both leaned closer and tried to listen to the coversation.
“Thank you Vyom ji. You have done such a big favour on me, that I’m just…speechless.”
“Mention not, Ridhimma. Such a darling you are to acknowledge it.”
“What did he call her?”, Kabir whispered back but Vansh shushed him.
“I’ll be pleasured to give you a treat as a token of my lo- sorry, gratitude towards you. XYZ restaurant, at 7 pm tomorrow?”, she made a puppy face.
“Ofcourse, Quedita.”, he lifted her hand like a gentleman and kissed it.
“Oh, seniore.”, she blushed and he opened the car’s door for her.
Both the men were boiling in anger. If they could eat with eyes, Vyom would’ve been dead by now.
“Darling? Aaj tak maine usse jaan bhi nhi bola aur ye kal ka chhokra, shendi maar rha hai!”, spoke a jealous Kabir.
“Teri prem-gatha poori ho gyi ho, to ye sochen ki is machchar ka kya karna hai?”
“Isko to masalna hi padega.”
“Stop being dramatic, Kabir! You’re a police office, for god’s sake! Aur vo koi tambaku hai kya jo tu usse masal dega? We just have to do something to make Riddhima hate him.”, he smirked.
“Ek baat bata, tu meri side hai ya uski.”
“Ofcourse! Apni! VR kisi ki side nhi leta.”
They reached the place 5 minutes before and found a place where they could stay hidden, while having a clear view of their surroundings.
Riddhima and Vyom came hand-in-hand, which made KaVa roll their eyes.
After finishing their dinner, they went out, while KaVa too followed them.
(hayee! Tom and Jerry #KaVaForever)
Suddenly, a lady comes there and starts abusing Vyom, teary-eyed.
KaVa exchange a high-five.
“What happened Miss?”, asked a worried Riddhima.
“Sister, you don’t know this man. He married me for my wealth and then abandoned me. We are not even divorced. You should not have trusted him. He’s a b-“
“He’s my brother.”
The lady’s face turned pale at her statement and she gulped in fear, while Riddhima smirked.
Not able to think what to do, she hurriedly ran away.
“Ye to passa palat gya.”
“Ab yahan baithke pakde jane ka intezaar kar rha hai kya? Bhaag, Kabbu, bhaag.”
Kabir is sitting in a room, pondering over something.
Kaisa dost hoon mai? Vansh ne har mushkil mein mera saath diya aur mai? Jo hua, so hua. Par ab… Ab main Riddhima aur Vansh ko milakar rahunga. Ishq hi to hai, koi hawa-paani thodi hi, jiske bina jee na paunga. Thoda tadpunga, phir kuch dinon me bhool jaunga.
Par itna dard sehen karne se achcha hai… ki main apni jaan hi de doon. Kam se kam iss marz se chutkaara to milega.
Kabir points his gun on his temple and presses the trigger.
Shoot!
Dost dost na raha, pyaar pyaar na raha,
Zindagi mujhe tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha…
“Are you kidding me?”, he checked the gun pressed the trigger once again.
Ullu banaya, bada maza aya..
Vansh and Riddhima stood at the door, holding their giggles.
“T.. Tum log?”
“Kabir, tu itna sentimental kyu hai re? Apne bhai ko chhodne se pehle ek baar bhi nhi socha?
“Aur apne pyaar ko?”, Riddhima asked him.
“You guys planned this together?”
“Yep, sweetheart!”, he winked at him.
“For god’s sake, stop flirting! Agar maine uss din tumhari convo suni nhi hoti, to aaj to main tum donon ko couple hi samajhti.”
Kabir gave a ‘care-to explain’ look to Vansh and he nodded.
After we overheard their conversation, I sensed that something was fishy. It looked like a set-up. And, they both were being extremely cheesy, as if to irk someone. So, I decided to dig up all about Vyom. And he happens to be her brother, who just played along on her insistence.”
“And, when did you team up?”
“After that restaurant incident, my doubt was proved correct. Then, I confronted her and she told me everything. I knew you would do something wrong before even thinking once after my confession. So, we came up with a plan to catch you red-handed.”, Vansh elaborated how he exchanged his gun with a toy.
“Why?”, asked Kabir.
“Because I love you, you moron.”, Riddhima pulled his cheeks, teary-eyed.
“I.. I don’t..love you.”, he was having a hard time controlling his tears.
“Oh C’mon man, you do. You love her, don’t you?”, Vansh asked him while looking straight into his eyes.
“But…you?”
“I was just kidding yaar. Par tereko chidane mein maza bhot aata hai.”, he winked at him.
He looked at Riddhima, who giggled.
“Only I can call him that.”, Vansh growled to which she rolled her eyes.
She neared Kabir and forgetting about Vansh’s presence, pulled him into a kiss.
“Utha le re baba mujhe.”, Vansh thought to himself and shut his eyes.
(Kabbu ke man me laddu foota😂)
“I love you, Riddhima.”, he spoke softly.
“I love you too, Kabir.”, she replied.
“Vaise Riddhu, I am you sautan, haan. Haina Kabbu?”, Vansh teased her. While Kabir gave him a death stare.
After a while, the trio burst out into laughter.
(Please don’t mind my foolish plot. This was just for fun. )
Show mein to RidhBir ek nhi ho paye, yahan hi sahi…
Aap logon ki bhavnaon ko thes pahunchane ke liye hun Kshyama-prarthi hain. Dhanyawaad!