Hey guys…..missed me huh?…I know I’m. So late but what to do….you know I’m always late in my college…..not at all punctual ….ok so now I would like to show my hearty thanks to my sweatie Priyanka for showering so much happiness to me…..you reminded me of my school days….memories of schooldays are the most memeroble things to hold….my bestie( niyu) please take of yourself as I need you always healthy and in a good state dearie….thanks to all the wonderful writers for your magical writings….writers like Trisha,niyati,Priyanka,khamoshi,Jessica,palakk Sharma,ashnita,niyaa,sakash,anee,Annie,ruch23,riru,rajnandini,ak,ziyarasheed,riyamaheen,rushi,premamohan,Shivani,Prachi,neha,maha_aljaz,….sorry if I forgot any….I also thank my beloved silent readers and a hearty thanks to all the sweet commenters
Recap: trio met ria and talked to her then left to their home
Lemme start:
Scene:1
In Kabir’s house
GM: Kabir what’s your opinion?
Kabir: ria kithni soni kudi Hai….apko vo Changi nehi lagi gm?(ria is such a good girl….u didn’t felt she is nice?)
Kabir in mind: GM mei apko ache tareekese janthe hai….ap tho Na hi kahengi( GM I know you very well….you will definitely say no)
GM:acha ..to phir Baath pakki karlette Hai( so let us fix the matter)
Pragya: Nani….ab iss mei sochne Ki Kya baat Hai….Jo jesa use vesi hi milni chahiye Na( grandma ….. what’s there to think in it…..how he is he should get such a person)
Kabir: ae.. Moti jab bade bath karte Hai to Bache logon KO chup rehna chahiye. ( Ae fatty when elders are speaking then kids should keep quiet)
Pragya: sorry patlu uncle
Kabir: Teri tho
GM took the phone and acted as if she is gonna dial something
GM: jab ladka Razi to. Kya kare Bichare Kazi
Kabir: g…g…gmmmmmmmm?….objection
GM: objection overruled
Kabir: nahiiiiiiii( in a dramatic way)
GM was going to keep the phone on her ear just then Kabir grabs it
Kabir: it’s not fair GM aap sari serials dekte Hai….tv series Ki Har Baath Ki apko rehti Hai Khabar…..tho GM aap ne beech mei aane wala fair and lovely ka advertisement dekhna kese bool gay
Pragya: abheo patlu tu kabse fair & lovely use karne lava
Kabir: offo Moti….mei Teri Jese creams nehi lagatha.
Pragya: acha bachu to vo fair & handsome wali cream Teri room mei kese aayi….ab yeh math kehna Ki wo tera nehi Hai….
Kabir: yeha ithna important bathe chalraha Hai aur tujhe fair and handsome Ki Padi Hai…..bas tu chup raho?
GM: Munna ab yeh fair & lovely Ki advertisement mei esi Kya Hai
Kabir:Jese Ki uss advertisement mei vo ladki kehti Hai Ki dono Ki equal hona chahiye
GM: to tujhe Teri height Ki chahiye I mean same height with no difference
Kabir: I didn’t mean that instead I was trying to say that she is a medical student and so to match her I may need years to get into a better position equal to her
GM: vese tum kabse ye advertisement dekhne Lage? ( When you started watching advertisements huh?)
Kabir: jab mei tom & Jerry cartoon dekh raha tha aur uske break mei ye dekh( when I was watching tom & Jerry cartoon I watched it during its break)
GM: Kabir when will you stop watching cartoons
Kabir: when sdh will make Vikram & swarda as a couple….if they will make kanchi a pair then I will stop watching it and will watch sdh instead?
GM: MATLAB tu nehi sudrenga
Kabir: yes …..GM
GM become angry and sat in sofa……Kabir sat in opposite sofa…..pragya next to GM….just then ahan enters
Ahaan: yeha ithna sannatta kyu Hai Bai
Pragya: agai museebath …..ek Kya kam thi Ki dusre bhi agaya( here come trouble…..one was not enough now one more came)
Ahan: swagath nehi karonge hamara( won’t you welcome me)
Pragya: apko welcome karne Ki Kya zaroorath Hai….ap to welcome karne se pehle hi pahunjatha Hai ….Jese Shadi mei bina invitation ke
Ahan : Bhai bhar bhar bheje friend request aur Behan karde decline bhar bhar …..vesi Behan Ki jithna to bura nehi hu mei
Pragya: Jo already friend Hai unke friend request kyu accept karu
Kabir: agar friend hothe to request nehi bechta
Pragya: offo accept karloongi ab Kush…vese patlu tu ne Meri photo like Ki Hai bhi ya nehi
Kabir: yeh Kya keh raha Hai pagli mei ne to pyarse do bhar like Kiya( what are you saying you stupid with my love for you I just hitted like twice)
Pragya: really? Aur mei ne tujhe pyarse do bar block Kiya
Ahan: what is this pinky don’t be that rude
Pragya: you stop taking his side
Ahan: why would I do that …..for me you are important
Pragya: stop buttering …
Ahan: why would I waste butter as now a days it’s costly
Pragya: khanjoos kahika
Ahan: what….you can just say that simply only I know how to pay those bills of yours….Teri bill aur Teri list Teri jesi Moti Hai…..you know how hardly I buys vegetables in a low price
Pragya: of course bargain karna to koi apse seekhe…. cousins ho to tum log Jese…Na gher Ki Na keth Ki( of course …..anyone could learn how to bargain from you)
Pragya and GM went inside
Ahan: what’s the matter dude? why are you so upset
Kabir: yar fair and lovely didn’t went well
Ahan: oooh so u can replace it by anyother product naa
Kabir: stop scratching your pocket sized brain
Ahan: you are talking as if you have a jackfruit sized brain
Kabir: acha to tera dil kithna Bada Hai
Ahan: mera dil tho bohath Bada Hai
Kabir: how can It be when all of us have a heart with just the size of our clunched fists
Ahan: it’s according to science
Kabir:then will you please explain me what is the size of a brain according to your science?
Ahan: small
Kabir: absolutely right ….then how can my brain be jackfruit sized
Just then GM came
GM: Kabir you have only 2 options
OPTION : 1
Marry ria
OPTION:2
Marry anyother girl
Kabir: syappa….
Kabir in mind: lag gay Lanka…
GM: it’s your choice
Kabir: I will go with option num 2
GM: I’m proud of you my grandson atleast you respected my views and decided to marry
Kabir: objection your honour
GM: proceed
Kabir: Iam forced to as there where only option to accept marriage but there where no option to denie marriage
GM: if you expect that I will give you such a choice then it won’t happen
Let me call Ria’s family
Phone connects
GM: hello…..pehanji mei Kabir Ki dadi GM Bol rahi hi
Gayathri: ji kahiye
GM: it’s fixed we can’t go with this marriage
Gayathri:Ki gal Hai beeji?uthe sab changa changa Hai Na?kahi Mari kudi ne kuch galat kardith Kya….uski taraf mei maglu ji….esi choti Baath se ap waddi saza Na de Mari kudeenu
GM: vo bath yeh hai Ki Kabir ab Shadi keliye thayyar nehi….kyu zabardasti Kar ke Shaadi karvaye
Gayathri: to beeji hum intezar bhi to Kar hi sakte Hai Na hi
GM: wo tho mushikil hongi apkeliye
Gayathri: ye bhi koi gal Hai….lado to apki Munda se biya karneke vaste intezar karne keliye bhi taiyyar Hai
GM: ji teek Hai Jese aap kahe
BG plays
” Fasaaaaaaaaaa”
Precap:prahanka in mall…….. Kabir: ooye….it’s that sorry wali….ahan: where? I can’t see……. …Girl: oh my goodness is that red t-shirt wala
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