Rumya SS- Casanova in Love (part 2)

“Tum niche kyun bethi hon? aur koi jagah nai mili kya? aur.. tum matress ke place mein vegetables laga ke bethi hon? agar tum chaho tho mai tumhe kai achi jagah par bethata hun..”

Those words were irritating Soumya a lot. Soumya (mind)-Mai usko sach mein maar daalungi.. woh kabhi bhi mere samne aayega tho usko zinda gaad dungi..

Disha-Hey Soumya.. kya kar rai hai?Mai tho yaha bore ho rai hun.. kuch baat bhi nai kar rai hai..

Soumya-Huh? tune kya pucha? maine nai suna..

Disha (winking at her) -Whats wrong dear? You just met him today and now you are lost in his thoughts.. kuch toh gadbad hai Soumya…

Soumya was shocked to hear such words from Disha.

Soumya (angrily)-Are you out of your senses? Why the hell should i think about that stupid person? I just hate him.

Disha(smiling)-Itna hate mat kar.. pyaar ho jayega….

Soumya(fuming in anger)-Pyaar aur usse? Tu agar meri dost nai hoti toh aj mai tera murder kar deti..

Disha (started laughing)- agar tu gussa nai hogi toh ek baat puchu? woh dikta kaisa hai?

Soumya-Oh shut up Disha.. maine woh sab nai dekha.. itna toh pata hai ki woh ek number ka flirt hai.. apne gf ke samne mujhe aankh maar raha tha..

At Rudra’s house

Rudra (mind)-Aaj ka din itna weird tha.. mera sab plans mein pani fir gaya.. Sab woh ladki ke waje se hai.. par ek baat hai she is beautiful.. usko dekhne ka hi mann kar raha tha.. Will I ever meet her again? Anyways leave it.. Let me prepare myself to go to college tommorow.. Afterall it’s my first day in college..

Rudra (said to himself)-Wow.. college means new girlfriends.. maza aayega Rudra called out to Ramu kaka. Kaka came running

Kaka-kya hua baba?kuch kaam tha?”

Rudra(angrily)-Areh kaka maine apko kitna baar bola hai ki aap kabhi bhagke mat aaya kijiye.. agar gir gaye tho kya hoga? aap meri tarah bache nai rahe.. budhe ho gaye ho aap..

Kaka(smiling)-Beta tum itna fikar kyun karte hon? mujhe kuch nai hoga..

Rudra(in angry tone)-Agar kuch hota tho?? Kaka-Mujhe maaf kar do beta.. Ab tum batao ki tumne mujhe kyun bulaye?

Rudra-Areh gusse mein tho woh bhul gaya… (with pleading eyes)areh.. kaka mujhe kal jaldi kaise bhi karke utha dena.. kal mera college ka pehla din hai.. late nai ho sakta..

Kaka first looked at him helplessly and then nodded.

Although kaka told him that he will wake him up, he knew very well that kaka will not succeed in this task.

Rudra (thought)- Idea… O ko bol deta hun ki mujhe utha de.. Uske siwa aur koi yeh kar nai sakta.. afterall he is best buddy

Rudra took out his cell from his pocket and then called O.

Rudra-Hey O.. kal college jane ke liye ready hai?

Om-College jane ke liye ready hone ki kya baat hai? Just thoda sa nervous hoon.. suna hai ki engineering colleges mein ragging bahut hota hai..

Rudra laughed on hearing that.

Rudra-O tujhe ragging ki koi tension lene ki zarurat nai hai jab tak Rudra tere saath hai..

O smiled on hearing that.

Rudra-Umm.. O .. tu mere liye ek favour

karega?

Om-Mujhe pata hai tu kya bolne wala hai.. yahi na ki mai tujhe subhah utha du..

Rudra-Areh wah tu mera kehne se pehle baat samaj gaya.. wow.. thats why you are my best buddy..

Om-Thik hai..now stop buttering me.. mai utha dunga.. ab phone rhak.. mujhe sona hai..

Rudra-Thik hai O.. mai phone rakta hun.. but positively yaad rakhke mujhe utha dena..

Om-Ya.. Don’t worry.. Anyways ab tujhe uthane ka aadat ho chuka hai..

Rudra-Ok.. Bye O.. Good night..

Rudra (mind)-Thank God.. ab koi tension nai hai.. aaram se so jata hun..

In morning

Om-Kaka Rudra kaha hai? woh apna phone bhi nai utha raha..

Kaka-Areh beta, woh ab tak utha nai hai.. Om-Kya???? mai abhi jake uthata hun.. Saying this Om ran to Rudra’s room to wake him up.

Om-Abe Rudra uth.. Its 9 a.m already.. 10.30 se college hai..

Rudra-Oh Sweety… 5 mins…

Om(mind)-Yeh kya neend mein bhi ladkiyon ke bare mein sochta hai?

Then Om smacked Rudra’s back that made him wake up with a shock.

Om (shouted)-Tujhe college nai jana?

Rudra was shocked to see the time and without wasting a second, he ran to freshen up. He dressed himself very quickly and ran downstairs to have his breakfast. He had his normal cheese sandwich and left his house along with O. They drove to the college and finally reached their destination.

Rudra-Chalo paunch gaye..

He said looking at the beautiful campus from outside. Rudra parked his car and both Rudra and O walked inside the campus.

Om-Wow…Isn’t it beautiful?

Rudra(laughing)-O tu ladkiyon jaise kabse baat karne laga?? wow.. this is so beau..tiful… hahaha..

Om-Oh shut up Rudra.. I was just saying stupid……Aur bata.. apna date ke bareme.. I mean dates..

Rudra(angry)-mujhe ab woh dates ke bareme yaad mat dila.. mera mood kharab ho jayega..

Om-Aisa kya hua?

Rudra(turning away his face) – Pehli baar ek ladki se thappad pada.. bas itna hua..

Om (laughing) – What?… Thappad? hahaha.. par kyun?

Rudra(sternly)-Tu has raha hai? You have no idea ki mai kitna embarass hua tha.. sab us ladki ke waje se hua hai.. usko mai kabhi bhi chhodunga nai..

Om-Ladki? kaun teri girlfriend?

Rudra-No yaar.. I don’t know who she is.. kal subhah se mera dimag kha rai thi..

Om-Kaun? Tu kuch bolega ya nai?

Rudra-Areh ek ladki se kal mila jiske waje se sab gadbad ho gaya…

Om (sitting on bench)- Tu clearly batayega ya nai….

Rudra-Subhah jab mai Sandra ke saath jab lunch ke liye gaya tha, I met a girl jiske saath ek chota sa ladai ho gaya tha..

Om (excited) -Uske baad kya hua?

Rudra(angrily)-Tujhe tho bahut zyaada interesting lag raha hoga na???

Om laughed on his comment.

Rudra-I thought that I met her for the last time then though I wanted to meet her again..and I met her again in the evening when I went with Tina.

Om(laughing)-What? woh tere bareme kya soch rai hogi.. subhah ko ek ke saath aur sham ko dusre ke saath.. hahaha..

Rudra -Oh shut up O.. I damn care what she thinks about me.. but the problem was her dialogue…

Rudra paused for a moment

Rudra-Rehne de.. tu mujhpe hasega..

Om-What dialogue? I promise that I won’t laugh…

Rudra-Areh woh jab mujhe aur Tina ko ek saath coffee shop mein dekha…

Flashback

Rudra(hugging tina) – Hey sweetheart ..you are looking so beautiful today.. these flowers are for you..

Tina-Omg.. Rudra.. white lillies… these are my favourite..

Rudra(kissing her hand) – I know that sweetie..thats why i bought this for you.. you are someone very special for me.. someone who is very close to my heart…

Voice-Toh aj subhah wali ladki kaun thi? shayad uske haath mein bhi violet orchades the na..

Rudra just turned around to see who spoke now. His jaw dropped to see the very same stranger girl in front of him with whom he had a fight in the afternoon..

Rudra (thought) -Oops.. not me.. she had a fight wid me..

Rudra-Tum yaha kya kar rai hon?

He told her to leave.

Tina-Who is this Rudra? And what did she say?

Soumya(with teary eyes)-Oh wait.. Il tell u..My name is Soumya… Yeh Rudra ek number ka dhokebaaz hai.. Pehle mujhe apni girlfriend banaya.. aur jab mujhse bore ho gaya.. ek aur ladki ko gf banaya jiske saath usne lunch kiya.. aur phir ab usko chhodke tumhare paas aaya…

Tina was shocked to hear this and just glared at Rudra. Rudra then suddenly turned at her and caught hold of her shoulder

Rudra- Tum aur meri girlfriend?

Soumya-Thik hai.. toh tum yeh batao, aj afternoon ko hamari ladai hui thi na?

Rudra-yes

Tina-Tho tum isko jante ho?”

Soumya then turned towards Tina

Soumya-maine jab kisi aur ko Rudra ke saath dekha, mujhse saha nai gaya.. tab mai Rudra ko jhaarne lagi.. tum ladki hon na.. tum meri baat zarur samaj paogi..

and then started crying.

Rudra was wondering what was happening. Tina went near Soumya to console her

Tina-tumne toh sirf daanta Rudra ko.. mai kya karti pata hai tumhe Soumya?

Soumya nodded saying no. Tina went near Rudra and slapped him hard. Soumya was shocked to see this scene and started laughing on seeing Rudra with his hand on his cheek.

Tina(giving death glare to him)-Don’t you dare come in front of me

Soumya bursted out laughing after she left. Soumya-Dekha yahi hoga mujhse panga lene par..

Then she left.

End of Flashback

On hearing Rudra’s story, O bursted out laughing

Om-Ek ladki ne tera band baja diya.. hahahaha.. by the way how did she know your name?hahaha

Rudra-Dekha maine bola na tu bhi hasega..Usne mera naam sun liya hoga jab us Tina ne mujhe bulaya

Rudra-Ab chalo bell baj gaya.. pehla class ke liye late nai hona..

Then he walked away. O couldn’t control his laughter. He then followed Rudra smiling. Om(shouted from behind)-Areh Rudra wait na.. Itna jaldi mein kaha ja raha hai..

Rudra-Ja bhaad mein.. mujhpe hasta hai aur wait karne ko bolta hai..

He turned and then banged on to a girl. He gave her support and held her by his hands and helped her to stand properly. Her eyes popped out to see Rudra to see in front of him.

Both (shouted)- tum….

making everyone look at them.