Episode 63

#thetwinjwedding

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@Maalai Matral

@Muhurtam

Priest – its time for the muhurtam . the groom shall apply vermillion on the forehead of the bride .

Twinkle looks at Kunj.

Aap ke pyaar mein hum savarne lage

Dekhke aap ko hum nikharne lage

Is kadar aap se humko mohabbat hui – 2

Tootke baazuon mein bikharne lage

Aap ke pyaar mein hum savarne lage

(Aap jo is tarah se tadpaayenge

Aise aalam mein paagal ho jaayenge) – 2

Voh mil gaya jiski hamein

Kab se talaash thi

Bechain si in saanson mein

Janmon ki pyaas thi

Jism se rooh mein hum utarne lage – 2

Is kadar aap se humko mohabbat hui – 2

Tootke baazuon mein bikharne lage

Aap ke pyaar mein hum savarne lage

(Roop ki aanch se tan pighal jaayega

Aag lag jaayegi, mann machal jaayega) – 2

Yeh lab zara takraaye jo

Dilbar ke hont se

Chingaariyaan udne lagi

Shabnam ki chot se

Hum sanam had se aage guzarne lage – 2

Is kadar aap se humko mohabbat hui – 2

Tootke baazuon mein bikharne lage – 2

Aap ke pyaar mein hum savarne lage

He fills her hairline with hairline . a silent tear escapes Kunj’s eye. He wipes it away quickly.  But twinkle happens to notice it .

Kunj’s monologue – finally Twinkle. Finally, after so many trials and tribulations of fate, we are together. Our love has won Twinkle ! I know you don’t remember it at all. But I do, and one day you too shall remember our twisty love story and feel proud that we have overcome all the obstacles and our togetherness has won. And even If u don’t remember, I promise I shall give you a ton new memories of love to cherish !

Twinkle’s monologue  – why is Kunj behaving so emotional. He must have remembered his wedding with Pooja di. That’s why he must have felt emotional . or maybe he is sad to fill another girl’s hairline . im sorry rabba ji , and im sorry didi, I don’t want your husband . par aap hi batao , yeh “sab ne banayi Jodi” mai kaise yun bich mandap tod du . I promise di, I wont let kunj and me come close or intimate. I promise.

TwinJ continue looking at each other.

Jeevika – aww , touchewood. Look how they are looking at each other. How sweet !

Viren – yes , very sweet .

Jeevika – u don’t need to smile Viren ji, during our sindoor daan , u were sitting grim . as if someone was sucking out ur blood . how mean !

Viren – and you ? what about you ? u were grinning ear to ear . how shameless !

Jeevika – excuse me ! how dare u call me shameless ! u r the one who comes up with out of the world position ideas at night .

Viren coughs.

Gopi – I still fondly remember the day of our wedding . when ahem ji was filling my forehead , his hands were shivering. That much shy he was !

Prince – what ?? really dad ? lol

Ahem – uhm . gopi, till 2 years of our wedding , you couldn’t look at me in the eye . and you are calling me shy ?

Loveleen – wow . I wonder when you both we so super shy till 2 years of your wedding, how come swara took entry in the world in the second year of your marriage itself hmm ???

Loveleen teases gopi. Gopi blushes .

Gopi – chal badmash. Bacche hai yahan pe .

Ahem laughs .

@Saptapadi

Priest – saptapadi is the tamil name of saath pheras. The bride and the groom shall take seven rounds around the holy fire. During the first 4 rounds , the groom will be ahead and vice versa.

TwinJ nod. They fulfill the circumbulations .

Dadi smiles . she sees akshara’s photo and  silent tear escapes her eyes .

Priest – vivah sampanna huwa !

@after 3 hours

@TwinJ bedroom

Twinkle is shown sitting on bed. Kunj comes inside the room.

Twinkle shirks into a ball in nervousness. Kunj smirks.

Twinkle does doing jaap of hanuman chalisa. Kunj comes and sits beside her .

Kunj – Twinkle. What are you doing ? wait..re u humming hanuman chalisa..

Twinkle nods .

Kunj – and why ?

Twinkle – taaki shaitaan bhaag jaye !

Kunj – what ??!!  aww how innocent you are !

He pulls her cheeks .

Kunj – sweets . mai hu na. tumhe koi bhi shaitaan chhu bhi nahi paiga .

He blows her a kiss and pulls her cheeks again. Twinkle shoves his away .

Twinkle – Mr.desai . for your kind information . is kamre me shaitaan ek hi hai. That is you .

Kunj gets irritated but controls it. He drinks the milk glass.

Twinkle – uhm.

Kunj – kya hai ?

Twinj – I ..i was thinking…

Kunj – wow. You can think as well ? I  thought one requied a brain for that .

Twinkle – shut up ! tum….

Kunj – uhm..yaad nahi dadi ne kya kaha ? its “aap”

Twinkle – ya..aap…why don’t we wait for a while, im not ready you see.

Kunj – excuse me ? come again ?

Twinkle – I mean..we should skip that for a while.

Kunj – what that ?

Twinkle – wahi..wahi jo hota hai …

Kunj – ka jo hota hai ?

Twinkle – uff…tum nahi samjhoge !

Kunj – wow…I never knew you watch films ardhangini ji…”kuch kuch hota hai Kunj. Tum nahi samjhoge”.

Twinkle punches him – not that you idiot. Im talking about the thing that happens between couples .

Kunj – oh I see.

Twinkle gets relieved.

Kunj – u mean jahgra , right babes ?

Twinkle gets irritated. Kunj controls his laughter.

Twinkle – nahi u dumbo. Ugh!!! I mean s*x. “ ES  EE EX” s*x !!

Kunj – oh. Oh wait. You are thinking im dying for that . with you ?? mew ? yuck !! wack!! Chi!!!

Twinkle –excuse me . what do you mean !

Kunj – I mean nothing. You can sleep on the other side. We will kep a pillow in the middle. Kya pata raat ko tum agosh me hosh kho beytho aur is handsome admi ka rape ka dalo…

Twinkles – ughhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Next day

@Kitchen

@raichand Mansion

@Malabar hills

Swara is shown making pancakes absent mindedly. Earphones are plugged in her ears . she walks around the kitchen and again goes to flip pancakes .

Swara’s ears play Rohan’s crying sounds repeatedly and she remains lost in his thoughts when she flips a pancake. The pan cake is about to fall in another direction, when sanskar comes and manages to catch the pancake by holding her hand and the sauce pan. Swara gets startled.

Swara – sanskar….

Sanskar – yes beautiful me. Your one and only handsome hubby.

Swara smiles faintly as he hugs her tightly from behind and squeezes life out of her.

Sanksar – aw. Aw .aw. what happened to my cute baby ? u are not even saying , koi aa jayega, koi dekh lega , koi…..yeh wo etc…kya baat hai ha jaaneman jaane tamanna jaane jana !!

Swara smiles faintly.

Sanskar – uff my moodie wife . anyways why should I spoil my mood. Im so happy. Im so happy. Im so so so so so so happy…..yayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swara astonishes. Sanskar pulls her out the kitchen counter and starts dancing around with her. He twirls her, lets her loose and pulls her back as she falls on his chest time and time again . swara surprisedly dances without getting time to think and react.

Swara – san…sanskar..sanskar what are you….

He finally stops , with her hands landing on his chest .

Sanskar – im so so so happy.

He kisses both her cheeks in excitement.

Swara chuckles – why ? are you pregnant ?

Sanskar rolls his eyes –wow. Yeh accha hai. Here im so happy and my wife had to crack this lame joke.

Swara laughs – okay sorry . tell me, why is my husband so happy today . ?

Sanskar smiles widely.

sanskar – Today, at night, during dinner at Walia house , badi mom is gonna talk to loveleen masi about Kanchi and Vatsal’s wedding. Yay !

Sanskar excitedly hugs swara. Swara hugs him back, but her smile fades and then her face doesn’t seem pleased at all.

@IshVeer Bedroom

Ishani is shown combing her hair infront of the mirror and humming song song. Ranveer enters the room in his jog suit and smiles at her. He pulls her from behind and she lands on his chest .

He smiles naughtily at her .

Ishani –Roody, what are you doing ? Yesterday, twinkle and Kunj got married. Not us .

Ranveer – ha so what ? where is it written that old couples cant romance ? infact, as time passes by , the value of romance increases .old is gold baby! U know na ?

Ishani chuckles and pushes him away – no I don’t know what are you talking about ! and I have to wake Twinkle up !

Ranveer grabs her again – areh baba why are you waking them ?? they must be tired .

Ishani – oho Roody …everyone is tired after that tamil wedding. But that doesn’t mean one should keep sleeping na ?!

Ranveer- oho my innocent wife.  I know. But use kaise berehmi se utha sakte hai jo puri raat nahi sowa…

Ishani – means ?

Ranveer – yesterday was there suhaagraat dumbgirl  . itna toh samjha karo !

Ishani – oh…uhm..roody..you are getting naughtier day by bay…

Ranveer laughs.

Ishani drags him out of the room to TwinJ’s room.

@TwinJ Bedroom

Ranveer knocks the room . Ishani smiles . Ranveer grins widely , Ishani punches him mockingly.

Twinkle opens the door. Kunj is shown sitting on bed . yawning.

Twinkle – goodmorning .

Ishveer in union – Goood Morniingg !!!

Ishani smiles – good morning Kunj ji!!!

Kunj flashes an awkward smile and gets up.

Ishani – see ! I had told you Twinkle will be all woken up !

Ranveer –areh…

Kunj walks on to him.

Ranveer winks – ohoho..good morning Bade !!! you are looking very eshausted..kya baat hai kya bat hai ? looks like u didn’t sleep the whole night !

Kunj shrugs – nahi bas…

Ranveer – areh areh relaz. This is normal. This is absolutely normal .

Ishani giggles and hits him again  – Roody !! tum na..you started it again. Come with me ..chalo ! Twinkle get ready fast , and come for pooja.

Ishani drags him away.

Ranveer –eh kunj…remember for later ha ? pura batana hai !!

They go away. Twinkle and kunj look at each other in confusion and shrug.

@dining table.

Laksh, shivaay, sanskar, Dada dadi, ishveer , Suhana , kanchi and kunj are shown sitting. Anika and Swara are shown serving all.

Twinkle gives everyone her first cooking .

Dadi – wow. This tastes so good. There is no match for twinkle’s gajar ka halwa . just like last time.

Twinkle frowns – last time ?

Kanchi covers up – umm..she is talking about pooja bhabhi .

Twinkle – oh.

Anika serves shivaay a paratha – umm…shivaay .

Shivaay – yes ?

Anika – please change your secretary. Chudail kahiki.

Sanskar – bhabhi its Charu . not Chudail.

Anika – sanky !!!

Sanskar drinks water – sorry .

Anika – shivaay. I hate the way that girl looks at you.

Shivaay – anika …

Laksh – bhai…you never told charu looks at you ?? areh my secretary Ankita doesn’t even look at me.

Shivaay – areh ladkiyan toh hamesha se hi mere fan he . remember ?

Sanskar – offcourse, Lucky  , remember Hitika ? whom shivaay bhaiya used to call hottieka ??

Laksh does hifive – offcourse , sanky. U remember that..sakshi ? bhaiya used to call her sae-xy !!

Shivaay coughs  . anika glares at him .

Anika – is that so ? and …he used to be so notorious..what else ? tell me..

Kunj – areh shivaay bhaiya..tell bhabhi about that girl. That..what was her name. aah…bhabhi ..her name was Maala-Mallika , and hai used to call her Maala – Maal –ika …

All burst into laughter. Anika bangs the plate on the table . anika – just come to the room.

Shivaay gulps nervously.

Sanskar – vaise..this is boring . one same girl for the whole life. Well abhi bhi chance hai maze karne ke !! secrtion #495 is now allowed in idia. EMA aah…

Swara bends beside him so that their faces are parallel.

• Kuch kaha tumne ?

Sanskar starts coughing and drinks water. Swara talks softly plastering smile on her face.

Swara – aisa kuch karna toh dur ki baat. Aisa kuch socha bhi na ..toh taange tod ke haath me de dungi ? samjhe ?

Sanskar smiles cutely – samjha.

He then quickly peck her cheek.

Swara makes o face in shock and stands up all red. Dada dada laughs.

Swara – dadi . me and Ragini are visiting her parents for lunch at noon. We will come by evening. Okay ?

Dadi – okay beta. Take some sweets .

Swara nods.

Precap –

@Walia House

Kartik grabs naira from behind.

Naira – kartik …it’s a public place, its a house  what are you .?

Kartik – no sweetheart , it’s a private corner of a public place.

He bends down to kiss her neck.

Ahem is shown walking in that direction .

@dadi’s room

Dadi gets a call .

caller – “ I am coming . maa”.

Dadi gets shell shocked.

@Road

Swara and ragini are shown sitting in the car. Ragiini holds her bump and comes out of the car. She is about to cross the road, when a huge truck hits her and ragini flies off  falling on another car, shattering its glass.

Swara screams – Ragini!!!!

@raichand Mansion

Door opens. 2 ladies are shown .

diya blows away.