SARPHIRE SHORT STORY ON ISHQBAAZ – Part 3

SUCHNA JAAN HIT MA JAARI: Is S.S. Ko likhna wala dono wyaktiyon ka praati koi vyaang na rakhain. Vo dono aapna hosh kho chuka hain aur aapni sdhir aavastha ma kuch na likh pana Ki wajha Sa yeh raita phaila raha hain. Phail chuka raita ko padhna ka liya aap nicha Diya Gaya link ka sampark ma aa sakta hain.

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Dhanyawaad.

Aab aap chahin toh aapna upaar kabo paa lain aur issa padh lain.

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Somya: Waah yaha hum problem solve kar ke marey jaa rahey hai aur yaha saala maa bete ko bhangra karna hai (great here we are dying for solving this problem and here mother son is busy in doing bhangra)
Anika: Don’t worry Soumya we will make them dance if they wish lets play the music then let them do Bhangra Ghoomar Garba and all
Shivaay: What the..
Anika: Ye bola ?? ab tu gaya.
(You again said this, now you are gone.)
Anika gives him a deadly glare and he being scared of her anger says.
Shivaay: Nahi nahi Anika darling aisi koi baat nahi ha, tum Jo karna chaho karo na. Ulta ma bhi tumhara saath bhangra daloonga.
(No no Anika darling, it’s nothing like that, do whatever you want. Rather I will also dance with you.)
Rudra: Waa Bhaiya aaj tak hum naachna ka liya kehta raha aur aap mana Karta raha. Aap vakaya hi parayaa dhaan nikla.
(Wow bro, till date we asked you to dance ? but you kept denying but now. You actually proved to be a parayaa dhan (someone else property))
Om with an annoyed expression: Yahi dosti yahi pyar beech me aa gayi biwi ki deewaar.
(This is your friendship and love, in middle came your wife’s wall.)
Dadi: Chup ba khotteya samjha kaar aab toh sari umaar tera bhai Anika Ki ungliyon par hi naacha Ga.
(Shut up you donkey, try to understand from now onwards your brother will dance on Anika’s fingers only.)
Shivaay: Nahi Paglon samjho agar Maine ye nahi kaha na to WO tumhare bhai ka muh aaj raam naam satya kar degi.
(Hye you idiots try to understand, if I didn’t listen to her then she will kill me.)
Soumya: Okay let it be.
Anika: Chal Oye gana bajao.
(Come on play the song.)
Rudra: What’s the need to play we will only sing na.
Pinky: Chalo Mata ka bhajan gata hai.
(Come on let’s sing prayers.)
Jhanvi in irritation: Chup Ba Mata Ki bhakt, jinna da Mata rani ko bhi dukhi aagayi ha Vo tujhsa.
(Shut up you God’s follower, leave God alone for sometime he is also irritated by you.)
Rudra: Let’s do disco then.
Dadi: No Retro.
Soumya: Bhangda.
Anika shouts: Wait….
After few seconds she begins to sing….

Anika sings and dances along:
TUTAK TUTAK TUTIYA
Dance step na ruke kade bhi,
Chalega 9 to 4
Volume thoda aur badha do,
Tutak on the floor

Rudra: Va Bhabhi. (Wow sister-in-law.)

Rudra continues: Dance step na ruke kade bhi,
Chalega 9 to 4
Volume thoda aur badha do,
Tutak on the floor

Dadi: Chup Ba khotteya. (Shut up you donkey.)
Everyone looks at her with ajeeb-o-gareeb expressions.
Then dadi starts dancing and sings…
Dadi: Ho tutak tutak tutiya,
Hey jamaalo
Haye aaja tutaan wale khu te
Hey jamaalo
Hoye othe gallan kariye muh te
Hey jamaalo

Ho tutak tutak tutiya
Hey jamaalo
Ho baby insta di shokeen ae
Hey jamaalo

Rudra goes to Soumya and sings showing through his hands that she is fat and filling air in his mouth sings
Rudra: Ho gym karke ho gayi lean
Hey jamaalo
Then Shivaay goes towards Tia and stressing on second word and mocking her sings
Ho BABY laundi beauty cream
Hey jamaalo

Anika to herself says while clicking a selfie:
Ho loki kehndi selfie queen ae

Shivaay in return sings making faces:
Hey jamaalo

All: Ho tutak tutak tutiya

Om to Rudra in full swag way and circling his arm around him sings:
Ho roz club mein jaane ko,
Hum time to time nikalte hain

Shivaay joining him: Online titliya hum fine se fine pakadte hain
ShivOmRu together: Ho daily single night to mingle
Akh ladalo, tutak tutak.. tutak tutiya

In return ShivRu receive a glare from AniSoums and both become bhiggi billi.

Om continues holding AniSoums hand and winking at ShivRu:
Haye aaja tutaan wale khu te
Hey jamaalo
Hoye othe gallan kariye muh te
Hey jamaalo
Ho tutak tutak tutiya

Rudra continues taking Soums hand from Om:
Ka ka ka..
Kaali teri choti hai,
Paranda tera laal
Ka ka ka..
Kaali teri choti hai,
Paranda tera laal

Shivaay taking Anika’s hand and glaring her sings:
Roop di o rani ae, rani ae..
Roop di o rani ae
Parande nu sambhal ni
Kali teri, kali teri..

Hey jamaalo..

Shakti mocking Pinky sings:
English mein talking karti,
Everyday shopping karti
Fashion mein doobi rehti,
Top to bottom

Shivaay looking at Anika sings and showing an expression like the words:
Liner hai mehnge wala,
Chalti jaise Madhubala
Chaal hai tipsy tipsy,
Chadhgi like rum

AniSoums being angry from them and showing attitude sing together:
Ve sun o Mr., mere se better
Na milegi tujhko sharat laga lo lo lo..

Ho tutak tutak tutiya
Hey jamaalo

Om: Ni aaja tuttaan wale khu te
Hey jamaalo
Oye othe kariye muh te
Hey jamaalo
Ho tutak tutak tutiya
Hey jamaalo

In further lines all the boys are saying mocking the girls:

Om to Tia: Ho BABY insta di shokeen ae
Hey jamaalo
Rudra to Soumya: Hoye gym karke ho gayi lean
Hey jamaalo

Shivaay to Tia: Ho BABY laundi beauty cream
Hey jamaalo
Shivaay to Anika: Bhai loki kehndi selfie queen ae
Hey jamaalo
ShivOmRu: Ho tutak tutak tutiya
Tutak, tutak, tutak, tutak

Dadi to all of them:
Oh daffa ho na
Turreya firda ae munh chak ke

Tej: Baap ki baraat nikal rahi hai.
(Is this your father’s wedding going on.)
That time Svetlana also enters
Pinky mocking at Tej says: Haan vo meri half jethani aagayi.
(Look there my half sister-in-law has come.)
OmRu look at each other and after a minute of silence started dancing with singing : Ajj mere baap ki shadi hai aaj mere baap ki shadi hai.
(Today it’s my father’s wedding.)
Then Shivaay started : Aaj ter baap ki shadi hai.
(Today it’s your father’s wedding.)
Janvi: Aaj Mara yaar Ki shaadi ha. Waah ji waah finally mujha iss permanent musibaat Sa chotkar mil Jaya Ga. Shivaay ja beta Jo ek do divorce ka paper tuna banvaya tha na ja jakar la aa phaltu ma stamp paper ma paisa zayaa hona tha aab Bach jayenga.
(WOW today it’s my husband’s wedding. Thank God today finally I will get rid of this permanent problem of mine. Go Shivaay go and get one of those many divorce papers that you have got made. We had to waste lot’s of money on divorce papers but now they will be saved.)
Anika: Par WO to signed hai na Maine khud kiye they.
(But they are signed, I myself signed them.)
Shivaay: Haan to mera pass aur bhi hai.
(So what I have more with me.)
Jhanvi: Divorce papers Ki factory laga rakhi ha har doo din ma ek naya utha lata ha aab aapna bhadon ka kaam bhi aaja.
(Have you put a factory of divorce papers you bring a new one every day. Now go and help your elders as well.)
Anika: Haan ja jakar lakar aa paishawaar vaakil kahin ka.
(Go and get it, you seem to be a renowned lawyer.
Shivaay: Paishawaar, what’s that.
Anika: Shivaay dobara bolo to sahi mujhe hath me khujli ho rahi hai pata nahi kyu.
(Shivaay you say it again, I don’t know but I am feeling irritation in my hands.)
Shivaay gets powder for her.
Shivaay: Yeh la aur thik kar aapna haath Ki khujli.
(Take this.)
Anika: Khujli toh ma tujha dikhati hun. Chapadganju jab dekho tab kuch na kuch bakwaas Karta hi rehta hai.
(I will show you irritation you moron (Chapadganju).)
Shivaay: Chapadganju kya hota hai.
(What’s Chapadganju.)??
Tia: Ya Shivaay baby.
Anika in full frustration says: Jab ganja tel sir par chupad leta hai usey chapad ganju kehtey hai.
(When a bald man applies hair oil on his head then it’s known as Chapadganju.)
Om to Tia: Aagar itna hi chota baby lagta ha toh good ma lakar khila la issa.
(If he seems to be such a small baby then take him in your lap.)
Tia: Oh no isey uthaungi to meri god toot jayegi.
(No my lap will break if I pick him up.)
Anika in mocking way: Haan bada tootegu Teri good is kuposhan ke shikar aadmi ko uthaney se.
(ya ya your lap will brek down while picking this undernourished paerson.)
Om: Tabhi mai sochu ye itna patla kyu hai.
(That’s why I was thinking how come he is too slim.)
Anika: Khud toh tun jaisa Dara Singh ka baita hai.
(As if you are Dara Singh’s son.)
Rudra: Par dara Singh ka beta to vindu dara Singh hai na.
(But isn’t Vindu Dara Singh, Dara Singh’s son.)????
Soumya: Ab tu baith k rishtey sudhar yaha.
(Now you sit and correct the relations here.)
Shivaay: Arrey haan hum badey papa aur om ka rishta hi to sudhar rahey they.
(Oh yes, we had assembled here to correct bada papa and Om’s relation.)
Anika: Swaa sudhaar raha tha baas tabka raita hi pha la raha ho.
(What the hell are you improving, you are just creating a mess since then.)
Pinky: Par kahawat to bhains poochh uthayegi to gobar hi karegi hai na.
(But the proverb was like if cow picks up her tail then she will only do dung na.)
Jhanvi: Chup Ba bhudiya.
(Shut up you old lady.)
Sahil: Par bhains Ka pass akal hoti ha paar iss bagad billa ka pass toh uska aakal pada Hua hai.
(But cow’s gave some sense, they are not like this bagaad billa.)
Shivaay: Dekho kaisa bolta ha tumhara bhai Anika.
(Look how your brother is talking.)
Anika: mai Teri maa ke O my mata me ghusi.
(Did i get into your mother’s O my Mata.)Shivay: Nahi. (No.)
Anika: To tu mere Sahil ki tameez me kyu ghus raha hai.
(Then why are you getting into my Sahil’s proverb.)
On other side Tej to Pinky.
Tej: Nahi toh tun kya daar Ki Madhuri Dixit.
(Or are you Madhuri Dixit of Daar movie.)
Shakti confused: Par daar ma Madhuri Dixit kahan thi bhai Saab.
(But brother Madhuri Dixit was not in Daar movie.)
Tej: Sharaam nahi aati badey bhai ki galti point out kartey hue.
(You don’t feel ashamed while pointing out mistake of your elder brother.)
Shakti: Sorry Bhai saab. But Madhuri Dixit is not in that movie.
Tej: Maine keh Diya hai to hai.
(If I have said it means she is in that movie. That’s it.)
Soumya: Waah kal ko kahenge ke burj khaleefa sahil se chhota hai to hai bhai waah.
(WOW if tomorrow you will say that Bhurj Khalifa is smaller than Sahil, than it is.)
Anika: Haan aakhir yeh bhi toh Oberoi thairh inhona kaha toh kal Sa PM Rahul Gandhi hoga toh hoga.
(After all he is also an Oberoi only, if he said then from tomorrow Rahul Gandhi will only be PM.)
Rudra: Agar WO PM ban gaya to chhota bheem kaun dekhega.
(But if he became PM then who will watch chotta bheem (a cartoon character).)
Anika: Bagaad billa dekhega.
(Bagaad billa will see.)
Om: Ye kahnge registan unke kamre me hai to hai.
(If he will say tha Rajasthan is in room then it is.)
Shivaay: Yeh kahenga Ki Anarkali Salim Ki nahi inki biwi hai toh hai.
(Yes if he will say that Anarkali isn’t Salim’s but his. Then she has to be his.)
Tej: Chup kar pagal ha kya yahan do ka chaakar ma pad kar meri Zindagi ka koi Ata pata lapata hai aur tun mujha teesri ka chakar ma ghanchakaar kar raha ha.
(Shut up you idiot, here I am stuck between two and you are arranging third one for me.)
Anika: To kisne kaha tha ek taraf ghar wali aur ek taraf bahar wali rakhne ko.
(Then who had asked you to be with two ladies.)
Anika: Arey waah billa muh kholega to meow hi karega.
(WOW when ever cat will open it’s mouth she will say meow only.)
Tia: What’s meow Shivaay baby.
Rudra sings: Baby ko base pasand hai.
Somya: Abey ye base ka base karne waley saley chup na hua na tu to tere base pe aisi laat padegi na ke baithna bhool jayega.
(Hye you stop singing base base other wise I will hit on your base in such a way that you won’t be able to give a base to your base.)
Shivaay on hearing all this gets irritated and says: Tia agar tuna aapna muh baand na kiya toh Mai tera pati Ki jaan lakar tujha uss ka maut ka case ma phasa kar iss panika ko widhwa bana dunga.
(Tia if you didn’t shut your mouth then I will kill your husband and get you arrested in his murder case and make this Panika a widow.)
Anika: Aab ja ja pehla jaakar uska pati ko toh dhundh kar la sala abhi tak wahi final nahi ho raha Ki tun iska pati ha yah isska pati iska pati ha.
(Oh go go and first find her husband at least. Plus till now it’s not finalised that weather you are her husband or her husband is her husband.)
Om: Sala iska pati iska pati, uska pati iska pati, mera bhai iska pati, iska khud ka bhai iska pati ye to dimag ki chai pati kar rahi hai maa kasam.
(Her husband is her husband, Anika’s husband is her husband, my brother is her husband and her brother is her husband. She has made a tea of my brain.)
Tia: What was that?
Anika: Ek baat Bata tum dono kya ek hi school ma padha tha ek hi teacher Sa padha hoga aur ek hi subject padha ho Ga. Sala what’s this what’s that ka aaga Ki angraazi tum logo na angraazon ka liya rakhi ha kaya.
(You both must have studied in same school, from same teacher and same subject as you both always keep saying what’s this, what’s that. And rest of the English you both have preserved for English people.)
Shivaay: Isey style kehta hai.
(This is called style.)
Anika: Accha bhai humey to pata hi nahi tha sala oochi oochi boli aur 10 by 10 ki kholi.
(Oh really we didn’t know that only. Idiot talking big big and living in 10 by 10 room.)
Pinky about to say something but Jhanvi cuts her off.
Jhanvi: Aagar tuna aab uss Ki vyakraan thik Ki na toh ma Teri vyakraan ka aisa vakya nikalungi Ki Puri Zindagi Hindi nahi bolaigi.
(Dare you correct her grammar otherwise I will correct your grammar in this way that for the rest of your life you won’t be able to speak Hindi.)
Shivaay: Badi ma ye tareeka theek nahi ma se baat karne ka.
(Badi ma you can’t talk to ma like this.)
Jhanvi: Lo ab chooza samjhaega insaan ko murgi se khuda Ku kaisey karein.
(Look now this chick will explain to the hen that how will she speak.)
Anika: Chooza (she laughed aloud and said ???) aab Bandar kya Jana aadrak ka swaad.
(Chick (she laughed aloud and said ???) now what will monkey know about gingers taste.)
Tej: Mujha saamajh nahi aaraha Ki yeh pagal khana ha ya chidiya ghaar. Saabhi janvaar yahi par paal lo.
(I am not able to understand that weather this mental asylum or a national park.)
Saying so he pats his head.

to be continued…..
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All right guys that’s all for now, catch you all soon with next part of “SARPHIRE”. But till then don’t forget to drop your comments on this hilarious ride. All sorts of comments will be accepted from talliyan to galliyan ji bhaar kar do Jo Dena chahta ho. But do drop your views.

Well many of you have previously asked that where do we belong to so I will tell you today.
Surbhi di belongs to Delhi but she knows few languages else that Hindi and English and Punjabi is one of them.
And I belong to Punjab.

MISDIRECTED BY ?: KHORAFAATI TEAM {SURBHI DI & SHIVIKA}