@ SHAADI.COM (ONE SHOT ON ISHQBAAZ)

Hi! Guys this is Shivika well my exams are a bit far but as I am a little fet up by studying all the time so thought of penning down a short O.S. I am exactly not sure how this is going to be.
Well I am missing all of you my lovely buddies and a big wala HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To all of you. How are you all doing? I hope so all of you are good.

This O.S. is entirely a comic one with a siphar dishamlaat siphar siphar pratisht (zero point zero percent) of serious content.
It’s based on after Shivaay and Tia’s marriage and like always this time as well Shivaay and Tia didn’t get married and at the time of muh dikhai rasaam all get to know that Shivaay got married to Anika. What will be the reaction of the OBEROI FAMILY after discovering this truth let’s have a sneak peek in SHIVAAY AND ANIKA’S MUH DIKHAI RASAAM.

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Pinky removes ghughat (veil) of the bride ? thinking it to be Tia but gets shocked seeing Anika in Tia’s place.
Pinky: O my Mata Anika tun phir Sa. Shivaay tia kahan hai.
(O my Mata Anika you again, Shivaay where is Tia.)
Shivaay: Mom do you think I am Tia’s PA or am I her bodyguard to keep a constant track of that mad woman every time before wedding she runs away.
Pinky: Nahi she would’s haven’t ran away it would have been a plans of this downmarket girls. (She says in her Kapil Sharma type famous English ????).
Dadi: Look what I told you Pinky that their Ishqbaazi is taakar Ki and they will meet one day.
Rudra: Dadi aapki iss Ishqbaazi ka chaakar Mai itna ishq lada chuka hai hum na Ki aab yeh confusion ho chuka hai Ki hum insaan hai ya trial par aaya Hua maal jissa dekho uttha kar chalu ho jati hai kabhi yeh waali toh kabhi wo waali.
(Dadi because of your this Ishqbaazi only I have become so confused that I am unable to figure out that are we humans or a product that has come on trial basis sometimes we are with one girl and at other minute we are with another.)
Om: For the first time in your life you have said truth Rudy, yeh Ishqbaazi na humari naaya dubha di hai logon sa ek nahi sambhaali jati aur yahaan hum teenon bhai do do ka pecha pada Hua hain. (Because of this Ishqbaazi only we have drowned, for people it’s tough to handle a single girl and here we brothers have to handle two two.)
Tej proudly: No my son not only you even I have two two.
Jhanvi: Oh two two ka lagta itna toh koi buy one get two free par khush nahi hota jitna tum abhi ho raha ho. (Hye Mr. Two two no one gets this much happy on the offer of buy one get two free as much you are getting happy right now.)
Pinky: Aare chup ho jao aap donon Ki toh Roz Ki nautanki hai mujha aapna Bata Ki Zindagi tay karna do. (Hye shut up both of you, you guys don’t have any work let me sought out my son’s life first.)
Rudra: Bhai atharan saal ka baad toh Banda ko government decide karna tak ka haak mil jata hai bhai toh pachis ka ho Gaya life decide aab tak nahi kar paa raha desh kya khaak chalega. (At the age of eighteen a person can decide government but Bhaiya being of twenty five can’t even decide his life.)

Om: Rudy Shivaay Ki haalt na Rahul Gandhi Ka jaisi hai wo bichaara bhi aapni ma ka saath phasa Hua hai aur yeh bhi. (Rudy, Shivaay’s condition is like Rahul Gandhi he is stuck because of his mother and Shivaay as well.)
Rudra: But their is a difference he being in his forty’s isn’t married yet and I think so by the time Bhaiya reaches forty he would have crossed at least fifty marriages the way he keeps marrying every now and then.
Om laughs and both share a hi-fi.
Pinky: Are you both done.
OmRu nod.
Pinky to Anika: You downmarket girl what are you doing in place of my bahu’s.
Anika: Shivaay and I got married again.
Pinky: I can see that’s. See Shivaay I told you na that this characterless girl can fall very low.
Anika losses her cool and gets angry so she shouts.
Anika: Aare bawaari ho gayi Sa thara dimaag Mai itu si baat na ghusaa Ki thaara chora na mhara Sa byaah rachaiya Sa aur mana kuch na kiya Sa.
(Have you gone mad can’t you see that your son has married me and I haven’t done anything.) {She says in Haryanvi accent astonishing everyone.}
Shivaay: What sought of language is that?
Anika: Chup Ba. (Keep quite).
Listen you O my Mata (she says looking at Pinky) tera beta ka demaag par toh deemak lag chuka hai koi kaam kaaj toh hai nahi ek number ka vailaad hai bas jab dekho tab ya toh phone todta rehta hai yah Kisi na Kisi par chilata rehta hai kuch na Mila toh shaadi karna baith jata hai pichla chai mahina Mai yeh tesra mandaap hai Jo Mai saaja chuki hun pehli baar toh isna shaadi hi nahi Ki, dusri baar mujhsa zaabadasti kar li aur teesri baar bhi mujhsa ho gayi. So sidhi si baat hai Ki shaadi karna ka toh iss bagaad billa na shonk hi paal liya hai, itni shaadiyan kar chuka hai na yeh ki chaha toh kal sa pandit hi ban jaya ya phir aagli baar shaadi kara toh pandit ko bulana ki zaroorat nahi hai yeh hi mantar padh dega. Aur rahi baat meri mujha tera iss beta Mai koi diljaspi nahi reh gayi.
(Listen you O my Mata, you son’s brain has been hit by termite he doesn’t has any work and is totally useless. When ever you will see either he will break a phone or will shout at someone or other and if he doesn’t finds any work then he will marry someone and in previous six months I have decorated this mandap third time first time the marriage didn’t happen, second time he forcefully married me and third time as well he married me. He has done so many marriages that I think he can become a priest or maybe when he gets married again he himself can recite all the prayers and conduct the marriage. And if you are talking about me than I am least interested in your son now.)
Shivaay: What the wuck?
Rudra: Waah Bhaiya aapna toh hetric maar di. (Bravo! Bro you have hit a hetric.)
Anika: Chup ho ja mera baap ek kaam kar tun na saamohik vivah kandra hi khool Lai aadha log toh tujha ghaar Sa hi mil jayenga shaadi karna waala. (Shut up! You do one thing open a matrimonial office and trust me half of the customers will come from your house only.)
Pinky shouts: ANIKA tell me first what are you doing here?

Anika hitting her palm on her head: Oh puraana zaamana ka telephone ek baar ma saamajh nahi aata ki tera beta na mujhsa shaadi ki hai. (Hye! old telephone don’t you get it at once that your son has married me.)
Pinky: But Shivaay was about to marry Tia. Shivaay where is my bahu?
Shivaay: Aapka saamna toh khadi hai iss Sa shaadi Ki toh yeh hi hui na aapki bahu.
(She is standing in front of you as I have married her so she is only your daughter-in-law.)
Pinky: No I will never accept her as my daughter-in-law. Anika tell me you have kidnaped my Tia na.
Anika: Have you adopted her all the time my Tia my Tia. She isn’t a doodh piti baachi (a small kid) that I will kidnap her and she will happily come with me singing ring-a-ring-a-roses.
Pinky: Then where is my bahu I don’t trust this girls surely she would have done something.
Anika: Ya I did brush in morning and then had aloo Puri and then as usual I was working here and then this bagaad billa didn’t find Tia and asked me to get married so I did.
Shivaay: Hain, Maina bhi brush kiya tha uska baad saira banno ko date kiya (indicating that he drank espresso.) aur phir tum Sa shaadi. (Yup! Even I did brush and then went on date with saira banno (indicating that he drank espresso.) and then I got married to you.)
Rudra: Bhaiya aap ka kuch nahi ho sakta.
(Bro nothing can happen of you.)
Pinky: But why her billu.
Shivaay: Aab baar baar Mai shaadi karna ka liya nayi ladki kahan Sa laaon itna paaisa toh already shaadi Ki arrangement Mai barbaad ho Gaya hai. (Now from where should I have got a new girl to get married already so much money has been wasted on preparation of marriage.)
Rudra: Bhaiya I have an idea if you want a bride than contact @shaadi.com, next time when Tia runs away then you can find a girl here why to always bother Anika Bhabhi. Right na.
Shivaay patting Rudra’s shoulder and emotionally says
Shivaay: You are my true brother.
Both share a hug.
Anika: Chalo that’s good now I will not have to wear this sathaar kilo ka lehnga every time. (Now I will not have to wear this seventy kg dress every time.)

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That’s all guys well you can consider this to be an effect of studies on me??? . I haven’t seen IB now for a while but I saw a video of ShiTia’s weeding on you tube and I think IB writers have done masters in marriage only that’s why they keep bringing marriage track every now and then. Well have lots to say but not right now as I have less time.
Please ignore all mistakes.

Hopefully you guys would have liked this stupid idea of mine, well THANK YOU for bearing me and please do comment both good and bad are most welcome.

Keep laughing,
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For now signing off
SHIVIKA ?…