Episode 65
It was the day of Haldi Function as the preprations were fully on swings all were busy somewhere and some how as the time was less and guest had started coming in that period of time someone was in total mood of playing prank with others and that was none other than Yash he was troubling Shreya along with Subuhi in the interval of couple of minutes by which both were irked he was sometimes blowing drying Haldi on Shreya’s head silently and then one of the lady asked that “Mrs. Yash today you have put yellow colour in your hair line is it a new fashion?” then only Shreya realised that what was happened with her then secondly when Subuhi was talking with some ladies he dipped her dupatta in haldi slightly due to which Pratik teased Subuhi that “Subu why are you so desperate for Holi that you started playing with Haldi itself” and when she turned she got to know that why Pratik said so as her full dupatta from back was drenced in Haldi she was in full rage and this all was witnessed by Abhi he was there when all that happend and then also when Yash Yash replaced the face pack bowl of Abhigya and Vibha with Haldi and due to which there faces were turned into yellow and now Abhigya and Vibha both were trying to wash that Yellow effect of their face. Abhi was wishing that he shouldn’t be the next to be pranked by him so when he saw Yash coming towards him, he hid behind the big pole which was there and started peeking through it he was looking in that direction that when he will go and when he will get rid of the fear of getting pranked he was in that position when Basudha was passing from there and when she saw him like that she tapped his shoulder and asked “What are you doing here?” and without noticing her stick to his mission he answered that “Yash Mama is playing his mini Holi with everyone I am trying to escape” she widening her eyes looked at the direction and hearing that he was playing holi pranks she also hid behind him now both were looking in the same direction that what was Yash going to do next that was the time when Ranvi was passing from there and looked them both in that state of spying agents he tapped Basudha and Abhi’s shoulder asking “What are you guys doing hiding like this?” Basudha and Abhi both busy in their work said
Basudha: shhh… we are spying on him you know he is playing pranks
Ranvi being confused: who??
Abhi: arey your Yash chachu who else
Ranvi widening his eyes: Oh Teri
Basudha: shhhh…. idiot you will make us caught for sure
Ranvi: sorry sorry
saying so he also hid behind them and now Abhi knelt down and Basudha bent slightly towards down and Ranvi was at top of them then Priyansh and Gaurav were passing from there talking about something and looking them three like that Priyansh said
Priyansh: what happened why they all are looking like that and that also in same direction
Gaurav: dont know!! come lets ask
Priyansh: lets go
Both went there and tapped Ranvi’s shoulder
Ranvi: sh….
Priyansh: Bhai!! Didi!! Jijs!!! what are you doing like this
Gaurav: what the hell are you watching out there
Abhi, Ranvi and Basudha in chorus: shh….
Abhi: your father is playing pranks
Basudha: and that also holi pranks
Ranvi: we are trying to escape from him
(all didnt looked at Priyansh and Gaurav for once)
Priyansh and Gaurav: Oh My he is on swing damn it (being in shock)
Now all the five were looking in the same direction where Yash was going to mix something again in Haldi and it was the fifth Haldi bowl from the morning which he had spoiled and the five heads were out from behind the pole (you can imagine head over head like box over box) and the BG music was playing for Yash as he was doing some kind of mischief again and again
Sau Pratishat, Hai Musibat (It’s 100% problematic)
Saccha Na Samjho Tum Isko Hai Badda Liar (Don’t think of it as a truthful being, it’s a big liar)
O Meri Baby, Hai Ye Farebi (O my baby/darling, it is disloyal being)
Ghalib Ke Sheron Ko Chori Karke Ban Gaya Shayar (By stealing the poems of Ghalib, it has become a poet)
(Referring to famous Urdu poet Mirza Ghalib)
Kya Doon Isko Gaali, Kya Doon Punjabi Waali (Should I abuse it? Should I use Punjabi curses?)
Hot Karke Mujhko, Khud Ye Saala Cool Hai (After making me hot, it remains cool)
Ye Dil Mera, Sajna Emotional Fool Hai (This heart of mine, O my beloved, is an emotional fool)
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Abhigya, Subuhi, Vibha and Shreya were searching for him madly like he will be the one who will get punished for sure and Yash was escaping from them everytime that was the time when screen shifted towards the four they were looking towards the same direction when suddenly Yash was invisible from there sight and someone came there patting shoulder
Priyansh being irked without looking the person jerking his shoulder said
Priyansh: who the hell is this idiot can’t you see that we are busy in some work
Abhi who turned to look just to say shut up to Priyansh saw the person and his word were bound Basudha noticed it
Basudha: why the hell are you disturbing like this see there
Abhi gestured see back
Basudha: why the hell are you making faces just concentrate
Abhi gestured look at back
Gaurav: Jijs kindly concentrate otherwise Dad will catch us for sure
Person: is it!!
Basudha: kindly shut up we don’t want to get pranked we are in dangerous situation now
Abhi was again and again gesturing them to look at back
Basudha: Tum kyu aisey expression de rahey ho jaisey humare peechhey wo (why are you giving expressions like he is at our back)
Abhi nodded in yes
Priyansh in a bit serious tone: Aap kyu aisey expression de rahey ho jaisey humare peechhey wo (why are you giving expressions like he is at our back)
Abhi again nodded in yes making a helpless face
Gaurav in little bit mild tone: jijs aap kyu aisey expression de rahey ho jaisey humare peechhey wo (why are you giving expressions like he is at our back)
Abhi again nodded in yes closing his eyes
Basudha again in a very serious tone: suno mazak na karo Tum kyu aisey expression de rahey ho jaisey humare peechhey wo (look dont joke now and tell me why are you giving expressions like he is at our back)
Abhi in irritation held her face by chin and turned it back and her eyes were popped out in shock as it was Yash at their back
Basudha shouted : Mama!!
Priyansh: Dad!!
Gaurab: Baap re baap!!!
Yash smiling naughtily: Haan beta tumhara baap (yes son your father) what were you all doing here
Basudha trying to cover up: nothing just
Yash cuts her off: anyways now listen to me
Abhi: yes!!
Yash without wasting a second took out the bowl which he was hiding at his back which was full of Haldi actually he poured that on everyone’s head like he is pouring cream on some kind of dish and went from there saying “Happy Holi guys enjoy”
Abhi: you people are the only reason that this happend to me
Basudha glared him
Abhi: what!!!
Basudha: maro siyappa Mhari mat mari gayi thi je mai thare sath idhar lukan laag ri thi khud te marya hi mrya manney bhi le doobya idiot ib ja kai dobara nahan padega manney (big problem my brain was not working that time that i decided to hide with you here, you died yourself and took me also with you now i have to bath again ugh)
She went from there stamping her feet and Abhi was looking her going being clue less as whatever she said flied from his head (he didnt got a single word) he looked towards Ranvi and said
Abhi: what she just said??
Ranvi: never mind !!! because she just cursed you
Abhi: which language!!
Ranvi: Her mother tongue Haryanvi!!! dont try to make your brain work because every single word was a curse only
Abhi: But Maro Siyappa was Punjabi right!!
Ranvi: bhaishab it was Punjabi as she love saying that then rest of the language was her language
Abhi: oh
Ranvi rolled off her eyes: fool
Abhi: what did you said just now
Ranvi changing the statement: i said fool see there flowers we call it fool in hindi right!! that was i saying that see there fool
Abhi: dont try to trap me Ranvi i know you just called me fool because i was there when you called same to Rajiv
Ranvi in sarcastic tone: then why are you asking it again!! to highlight it??
Abhi: dont you think dont you think you are trolling me
Ranvi: no i m not as i am doing so
Abhi: stop trolling me and think something about this budhau (old man)
Ranvi: yes you are right i guess we must reply him this time
Priyansh: i am with you both
Gaurav: i am also with you
Abhi: Okay then decided we will reply him back today itself but how
Ranvi: we have enough time to think
Abhi: exactly lets go and clean ourselves first
All the four nodded in yes and left the place
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After few hours lights were on stage was prepared Kirti’s Haldi was going on and till then everyone had forgiven Yash as the function was the important thing for everyone but still someone was there who was irked from him still and it was none other than Shreya she was still not convinced for that yellow colour in hairline matter and now Yash was trying to convince her
Yash: shreyuu baby please forgive me na
shreya being irked: arey e… khali phokat mera dimag ka pech hila mat halkat warna mai sood doongi tujhe pakka (oh don’t disturb me otherwise i will beat you blue black for sure)
Yash: Shreya I know you have so much interest in tapories (local goons of Mumbai) but at least dont use that language with me yr
Shreya: shut up what do you think of yourself haah why you love Holi this much dont know what Maa ate while giving birth to you that you are use to play Haldi function also like Holi
Yash: how would i know that what she ate at the time of my birth as it is well known by papa only na and i have sent him back yesterday only
Shreya being clueless: how can you send back a dead person back
Yash: His soul dear it was in Basudha last day you know how she trolled that Manju
Shreya being irritated: Yash just shut up and go from here it is too much
Yash: okay dont you think you are showing much of your attitude!!!
Shreya: thats what i am okay!! now leave
saying so she left from the place when the music suddenly started playing and Yash lifted Shreya on his shoulder she was dumbstruck with this sudden happening and was turned into red but not the colour of blush the colour of embarassment as everyone was laughing on her then Yash putting her down sung and she was continuously staring at him in anger tone
Yash: Tera Rang Balle Balle, Teri Chaal Balle Balle (your colour remarkable, your walk remakable)
Tera Roop Balle Balle, Tere Gaal Balle Balle (your beauty remarkable, your cheeks remarkable)
Dekha Tujhe To Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya (seeing you i fell in love with you)
Tere Khayaalon Mein Yeh Dil Kho Gaya (my heart is lost in your thoughts)
Shreya giving a dead glare to him: O Naiyon Naiyon (O No No)
O Naiyon Naiyon Mainu Dil Tera Naiyon Chaahida (Oh No No i dont want your heart)
Ik Tu Hi Mere Naal Naiyon Naiyon Janchda (you are the only one who doesnt looks good with me)
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Yash looking at her: Dhol Jaani Dhol Jaani Mere Paas Aa Teri Meherbani (oh you one who walks with sway please come next to me)
Shreya being irked: Jhoot Bol Na Jhoot Bol Na Neeyat Mein Hai Teri Beimaani (you tell a lie, you are a liar, your intentions are just to betray me)
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All of them were enjoying and once Kirti jumped from her seat that much she enjoyed too but Abhigya controlled her and made her sit again Basudha was laughing on her sister and Abhi, Ranvi along with Priyansh and Gaurav were busy somewhere in searching the way that how to overcome the loss of being a loser from Yash after all they were youngones and Yash was going in the category of old age person still he was expert in maintaining his charm then screen again shifted towards Yash Shreya was going somewhere giving him ignoring look then Yash suddenly pulled her dupatta and sung
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Yash: O Kurti Teri Chhentdi Dupatta Tera Leheriya (your kurti is white and your scarf is swaying)
Hindustani Rani Banja Raja Ki Tu Goriya (indian princess come and become the queen of this king)
Shreya being in attitude: Maein Kudi Punjab Di Mera Resham Da Rumaal Ve (i am a girl of Punjab having hanckerchief also of silk) (its a taunt)
Zindagi Bhar Bhoolega Na Kar Doongi Vo Haal Ve (for a life time you wont forget i will make your condition so sorry)
Yash knelt before her: O Naiyon Naiyon Tere Bin Dil Naiyon Lagda (oh no no, no no my heart is not content without you)
Tujhe Dekhte Hi Haye Dil Mera Nachda (just your glance makes my heart dance)
Shreya gesturing Abhigya to come and smiled sarcastically then sung: Na Dekh Challe Challe, Dil Phenk Challe Challe (Dont look at me simpleton just look after your heart)
Mujhe Chhod Challe Challe, Na Chhedh Challe Challe (go away from me dont tease me)
Paagal Deewana Dildaar Ho Gaya (he has become infatuated from me)
Isko Sambhaalo Ye Bekaar Ho Gaya (support him now he is of no use to anyone)
Yash: Mera Yaar Balle Balle, Dildaar Balle Balle (my friend you are remarkable my love)
Inkaar Balle Balle, Iqraar Balle Balle (your refusing with style your acceptance from style)
Dekha Tujhe To Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya (seeing you i fell in love with you)
Tere Khayaalon Mein Ye Dil Kho Gaya (my heart is lost in you)
Shreya: O Naiyon Naiyon Mainu Dil Tera Naiyon Chaahida (Oh No No i dont want your heart)
Ik Tu Hi Mere Naal Naiyon Naiyon Janchda (you are the only one who doesnt looks good with me)
Yash: O Naiyon Naiyon Tere Bin Dil Naiyon Lagda (oh no no, no no my heart is not content without you)
Tujhe Dekhte Hi Haye Dil Mera Nachda (just your glance makes my heart dance)
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all of them enjoyed that fight and in end as usual Shreya was convinced with his attempts after about half an hour Abhi, Ranvi and both the boys of Yash came to them
Yash: you took too much time to clean your self haah!!
Abhi being irked: we didnt
Yash: so where were you
Ranvi: Chachu we were planning to backfire you
Priyansh: and we will find a way surely
Yash laughed: backfire me hahahah like seriously you will do it!! listen dear you are just kids now please learn some more days and then think of doing so
Gaurav: we can do so and then you will regret of playing pranks for sure
Yash: it will never happen as I am so expert in that
Ranvi: you have learnt all this from papa only dont forget that chachu
Yash: he has become old now dear and by the way why are you over reacting it was just a prank right!!
Abhi: khud budhau ho kar auro ko budhau boltey sharam nahi aati!!! (you are an old man yourself and saying others as old man dont you feel shame)
Yash: i am not an old man
Abhi being irritated: yeah right you are not an old man but an old person who is still trying to pretend that he rocking person but the fact is you are shocking person
Yash being irked: you are saying so as you are jealous of me
Abhi: Jealous!!! me!!! impossible
Yash: yes you are dear as you are not that rocking
Abhi: i am more than rocking from you and i dont need to prove it
Yash: dont mess with me
Abhi: i will only mess with you and why are you saying so !!! are you scared
Yash: okay then lets prove ourselves
Abhi: i am ready
Yash: lets keep a competition
Abhi: for sure but not in your way in my way
Yash: your way!!
Abhi: yes my way, you have to comepete me in quawaali face off
Yash: its so easy…
Abhi smirked: then lets do that but remember if i won then you will leave playing these irritating pranks on everyone
Yash laughed: i cant because i know i am going to win but okay, but if i won you remember your wife is our daughter
Abhi with smirk: done
saying so he left the place and Ranvi along with Priyansh and Gaurav with tensed faced walked towards Abhi
Priyansh: have you gone mad jijs
Abhi: why what happened?
Gaurav: he is master in such doings and you challenged him in his mastery
Ranvi: you know what he says he does then also you accepted the challenge
Abhi: relax i know what i have done now just wait and watch what is going on in my mind i will be the only one who will win you see
Ranvi: okay we will
This news that Abhi and Yash are going to do a musical face off spread all over the Dreamer’s residence like fire everyone was just waiting for the moment here some people were waiting for Yash as they were believing that he will rock the stage for sure then some were waiting to see that new face who challenged Yash the great here some were happy so some were tensed Yashika and Naira were not missing a single chance to praise their rbother and there words were “he dont know with whom he has messed up he is thinking himself best but no one knows that our filmy brother is true movie lover he can’t lose this challenge lets see what he will do” then here for Mehra’s this was common as they know that it was habitual to Yash that he challenge someone for any silly competition so they were calm but here someone was getting restless and that was our basudha she was totally restless when this news that Abhi had accepted the challenge of a musical face off with Yash her expression were like someone had asked her life from her and that was the reason that she was convincing Abhi to step back from this
Basu: listen dont do this i am saying you can never win from him it will be worst experience believe me
Abhi: you are my wife you must be on my side rather than that you are demotivating me and praising him
Basu: i dont doing anything like that but i am telling you the fact when you dont know how to sing then why the hell you are jumping into the pit knowing everything
Abhi: who said that!!! that i dont know singing i know it very well
Basu: really!!!
Abhi: yes
Basu: you can’t even sing a poetry properly and saying that you can sing (ek poem to tum se gayi nahi jati aur kehte ho gana gaogey)
Abhi: you are underestimating me
Basu being irritated shouted: i am not underestimating you but the fact is i can’t see you as the topic of fun for others can’t you understand this single thing!!! (mai tumhe underestimate nahi kar rahi balki sach ye hai ke mai sabke samne tumhara tamasha bantey hue nahi dekh sakti samjh nahi aati tumhe itni si bat)
Abhi smiled and cupping her face said : humko hara sakey wo zamaney me dum nahi humse hai zamana sara is zamaney se hum nahi (make me defeat the world doenst have that couarage the world is from me i am not from the world)
Basu: shut up badey aaye khud ko RajKumar (movie actor) samjhney waley par baat mano meri ye movies ke dialogues waha kaam nahi aayenge (shut up dont think that you are Raj Kumar believe me these dialogues wont work there)
Abhi: OH My dear Silly just relax that what i am going to do today and kindly support me
Basu: i always support you but..
Abhi smilingly cuts off her: then there is not a single chance to say when you are with me i can never be defeated and by any of circumstances
saying so he left from there then keeping on hand of her waist and patting her head from another she said “Maro Siyappa Aaj te dangal hi hoga (problem today only fight will happen)”
she followed him but was stopped by Yashika in the mid way
Yashika: oye hoye ban than chali re per ye to bata kahan ko chali (oh ho where are you going with this much special attire
Basudha: Yasho this is not the time to joke Ok i have to go
Yashika: But what happened
Basudha: your brother had gone mad
Yashika: tell me something new i know if before also
Basudha: you are not getting my point yr i am saying he had accepted the….
Yashika cuts her off: oh now i got it that Yash uncle challenge matter!!!
Basu: exactly
Yasho: leave it dear just enjoy the fun because my brother is not gonna lose but your uncle will leave doing such pranks for sure
Basu: how can you be so sure
Yasho: just wait and watch but i was here to say that the challenge is going to start so kindly send all the kids to play area as it totally our elders matter
Basu helplessly nodded in yes and the stage was now set Prabhas, Pratik and Subhash along with their wives were seated back to him here on Abhi’s side Priyansh, Gaurav and Ranvi were seated at back Basu, Ysho and Naira were in audiences and suddenly the lights turned off and the spot light fell on Yash so he started first
Yash: Khushboo, shabaab, rang, rawani, uthake la (Fragrance, youth, colour, flow, get everything)
IN Bg people were praising him saying WAah WAah….
Khushboo, shabaab, rang, rawani, uthake la (Fragrance, youth, colour, flow, get everything)
Kehte hai umar-e-rafta kabhi lauti nahi (They say that age doesn’t come back)
Ja maikade se meri jawani uthake la (Go and bring my youth back from the bar)
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Every one praised him then the turn was passed on to Abhi and Yash was giving a smirk to hum but as he sung soon that smirk was turned into rage his eyes were popped out looking his presence of mind lets see what he did
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Abhi: Guzra hua zamana kabhi lauta nahi (The old world never returns)
Everyone praised him too saying Waah, Waah…
Guzra hua zamana kabhi lauta nahi (The old world never returns)
Shayad kabhi bhi isne dekha na aaina (May be he has never seen a mirror)
Sathiya gaya hai isko kuch sujhta nahi (He’s gone mad, he can’t think of anything)
Everyone said Waah, waah in joy on their short poetry then finally the music started playing and Abhi was the one started as it was his turn only
Abhi: Chachundar ke sar pe na bhaaye chameli (A flower doesnt look good on a mole’s head)
Chachundar ke sar pe (A flower doesnt look good on a mole’s head)
Chachundar ke sar pe na bhaaye chameli (A flower doesnt look good on a mole’s head)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Where are you and where am i)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
Abhi with tesing smile asked to Yash: Kyun ustaad theek hai na (Isn’t that right master)
Yash with an irritated face: Kya bola chachundar (You called me mole!!!)
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He was about to backfire him but Shreya asked him to stay calm and proceed otherwise he may loose the challenge so he continued controlling himself
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Yash taking position back: Main shakkar ki bori, yeh hai gudh ki beli (I’m a bag of sugar and you’re a piece of jaggery)
Main shakkar ki bori (I’m a bag of sugar)
Main shakkar ki bori, yeh hai gudh ki beli (I’m a bag of sugar and you’re a piece of jaggery)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
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Yash shown a smirk then the chance was passed to Abhi he was still confident for something and was in enjoyable mood totally
Abhi with a teasing smile: Kabar ke andar teri kamariya (Your waist is in the grave)
Kabar ke andar teri kamariya, kamariya, kamariya (Your waist is in the grave)
Kabar ke andar teri kamariya (Your waist is in the grave)
Bus kuch din hai baki umariya (Your waist is in the grave)
The chance was passed to Yash he sung
Yash with an irked expression as Abhi again and again was calling him old man indirectly he was irritated to the core
Yash sung: Ghar mera dekhe jhanke atariya (He looks at my house and peeks in my balcony)
Ghar mera dekhe jhanke atariya, atariya, atariya (He looks at my house and peeks in my balcony)
Ghar mera dekhe jhanke atariya (He looks at my house and peeks in my balcony)
Dhan pe hai mere iski nazariya (He has an eye on my money/wealth/fame)
Abhi with a tesing tone said : Arre budhao yeh sher arz hai tere liye (Hey old man, here’s a poem for you)
Log achche ho toh daulat nahi dekhi jaati (If people are good then you don’t look at money)
Sirat achchi ho toh surat nahi dekhi jaati (If deeds are good then you don’t look at the face)
Itna bata do is bekhabar saudagar ko (Atleast tell this unknown trader that)
Maal achcha ho toh keemat nahi dekhi jaati (If the stuff is good then you don’t look at the price)
Everyone on the back praised him saying “Waah kya sher mara hai (That’s a great poem!) and here Yash was totally irked now as he again called him old man so it was time for his reply so did he
Yash in cursing expression: Duboya mujhko hone ne (You made me drown)
Duboya tujhko hone ne (I made you drown)
Na main hota toh kya hota (What would’ve happened if I was not there)
Na tu hota toh kya hota (What would’ve happened if you were not there)
Abhi stood up from his place sung: Na tu hota toh yeh concert nahi hota (This concert wouldn’t have been there without you)
Na main hota toh yeh Challenge nahi hota (This challenge wouldn’t have been there as well)
Na yeh concert hota, na challenge hota (This challenge and concert would not be there)
Na yeh ragda hota, na jagda hota (This problem and fight would not be there)
Yash being irked: Bujha na mujhe jhuthi muthi paheli (Don’t give me false stories)
Bujha na mujhe (Don’t give me)
Bujha na mujhe jhuthi muthi paheli (Don’t give me false stories)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
The musical argument was slowly heating as Yash was getting irritated and Abhi was fully enjoying his condition then teasing him more he said
Abhi: Aye Gangu … (Hey Gangu)
Yash: Aye Pangu.. (Hey Pangu)
Abhi sharing high five with Ranvi: Gangu Gangdey (Hey crazy Gangu … )
Yash: Aye Pangu Pangdey (hey crippled Pangu)
Abhi: kuchh suna (say something)
Yash: to sun (then listen)
Abhi: hmm
Yash: Samajh samajh ke saamjh ko samjho (After thinking with wisdom, try to understand)
Samajh samajhna bhi ik samajh hai (Trying to understand is also understanding)
Samajh samajh ke samajh ko samjho (After thinking with wisdom, try to understand)
Samajh samajhna bhi ik samajh hai (Trying to understand is also understanding)
Samajh samajh ke joh na samjhe (Those who didn’t understand even after thinking)
Meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai (I think of those people as foolish)
Abhi mocking at him : Aye nasamajh, nasamajh na samajh mujhe (Hey foolish one, don’t think that I’m a fool)
Arre nasamajh, nasamajh na samajh mujhe (Hey foolish one, don’t think that I’m a fool)
Meri samajh toh teri samajh ki samajh se bahar hai, bahar hai (To understand my thinking is beyond your wisdom)
Meri samajh toh teri samajh ki samajh se bahar hai (To understand my thinking is beyond your wisdom)
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Yash stood up from his place and sung looking at Shreya as he thought to change the table in his favor taking roamce as topic but today Abhi was Abhi he never allowed to do so want to see what he did lets see
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Yash: Maine dil diya unko, pyar ki hadh thi (I’ve loved her beyond limits)
Maine jaan di unko, aitbaar ki hadh thi (I’ve given her my life beyond my faith’s limit)
Marne ke baad bhi khuli rahi aankhen (My eyes are open even after I’ve died)
Yeh mere intezar ki hadh thi (This is the limit of my waiting)
Yeh mere intezar ki hadh thi (This is the limit of my waiting)
Pratik Prabhas and Subhash in chorus: Yeh tere intezar ki hadh thi (This is the limit of your waiting)
Yeh tere intezar ki hadh thi (This is the limit of your waiting)
Abhi again turning back table to his side : Main tujhe jhel gaya, jhelne ki hadh thi (I’ve tolerated you to the limits of toleration)
Main tujhse khel gaya, khelne ki hadh thi (I played with you to the limits of playing)
Tere samne apna challenge khola (I opened my challenge in front of you)
Yeh mere kholne ki hadh thi (That was my limit of opening)
Haan mere kholne ki hadh thi (Yes, that was my limit of opening)
Ranvi Priyansh and Gaurav in chorus: Yeh tere kholne ki hadh thi (That was your limit of opening)
Yeh tere kholne ki hadh thi (That was your limit of opening)
Yash feeling helpless sung patting his head: Main idhar jaaon ke udhar jaaon (Should I go here or there)
Badi mushkil, mushkil, mushkil mein hoon (I’m in a big problem)
Main kidhar jaaon (Where should I go)
Idhar jaaon, udhar jaaon (Should I go here or there)
Udhar jaaon, idhar jaaon (Should I go there or here)
Idhar jaaon, udhar jaaon (Should I go here or there)
Kidhar jaaon, kidhar jaaon (Where should I go)
Abhi jumped in joy as he was winning so did Ranvi and both shared high five and teasing Yash sung
Abhi :Kabhi idhar gaya, kabhi udhar gaya (At times I went here, at times I went there)
Mushkil hogi agar ludak gaya (It’ll be a problem if he dies)
Arre re re sambhalo (Take care of him)
Haan koi haath dharo, koi paanv dharo (Someone hold his hand, someone hold his leg)
Bhudi naiyya hai paar karo (He’s an old boat, take him to the other side)
Yeh atak, yeh bhatak gaya (He’s stuck, he’s lost)
Lagta hai mujhe yeh satak gaya (I feel he is gone mad)
Haan mere paas nahi yeh aayega (he won’t come near me)
Mujhse na kabhi nahi takrayega (he will never confront me)
Bachke, bachke (watch out, watch out)
Daulat se gaya, shohrat se gaya (he is gone from money, from wealth)
Bhari mehfil mein izzat se gaya (he lost his charm in front of all)
Bahut hawa mein tha (he was flying so high)
Yaaron mein baazi maar gaya (friends i won the battle)
Meri jeet hui, yeh haar gaya(I’ve won, he has lost)
Meri jeet hui, yeh haar gaya (I’ve won, he has lost)
Meri jeet hui, yeh haar gaya (I’ve won, he has lost)
Meri ho gayi iski kothi haveli (His house and mansions are now mine)
Meri ho gayi haan (yes they are mine)
Meri ho gayi iski kothi haveli (His house and mansions are now mine)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
Kahan raja bhoj, kahan gangu teli (Look where I am and where you are)
all the four boys shared high five leaving irked Yash behind and here Basudha was still confused that within few minutes what was happened there
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Precap: a big fat indian wedding and revelations of intentions
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A big sorry for being lost for a week actually to be honest i was having no mood to write over this idiotic serial yr but finally made up mind and i am back HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Awesome epi di…eagerly waiting for next
Tusi cha gye ho bhai?????????? haye rabba puri tarha pagal kr dia hai tum ne mujhe apney jado se????????? kuch kheny ko ni reh gya tumhari tareef k liye alfaz kam hai?????? You never leave a chance to amaze me with your Perfect writings??????? bhai i Loved this episode specially that Abhi and yash competition haye kamal he kar dita tussi?????? You rocked it????????? Like how can you be so Unique So perfect So amazing every time???????? i am just Lost of words! i have to search for new words bhai????? kyun ki ab ek jesy lafz bar bar tu use ni ho saktey na???? and specially for a perfect writer like you??????????????? Bhai tussi great ho???? ILYSM???❤️❤️
Oh!!!!!!!MY Dude!!!!!!!!I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EPI IS AMAZINGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU NAILED IT????????????????????? & The challenge……… Abhi Rocked……Yash Shocked……… Wahhh Bhai kya Damekadaar epi dha………By the way,Wo Hariyanvi Language……. Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya…….The slang Really Different Dude……………And One More Thing,”A BIGGGGGGGGGG CONGRATULATIONSSSSSSSS TO YOU DUDE”AAP TELLY UPDATES MEIN LIKHTE LIKHTE POORE EK SAAL COMPLETE HOGAYI HEI AAJ……………SACHI MEIN YAAR…….PICHALE SAAL ISSI DIN MEIN TU ” KB SOF SEASON 1 ” KI PEHLI EPI POST KI DHI…………..CONGRATSSSSS DUDE????????????????????? LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU??????????????????
awsm di…actually sry fr not cmntng in the pre ones.
by the way, this was superb and esp the challenge…loved it. u nailed this one too
Awesome episode di missed you so much Belated new year wishes have a wonderful year Today episode is full of Masti just enjoyed it Mini holi is superb really haldi function rocked waiting for the next episode
Bhen Abhi control kiya h ? chod nhi hanste , Update was ?? Awesome man awesome! I am speechless, I am spell bound, koi iss ladki ko meri taraf se ek ek hug kr de ??????????. You know I love both these songs, not both but trio Emotional fool lol I loved it and the way they said Wo humare peeche hain wale dialouges ?????????????????????????????????? Baap re baap ????????????????????????? You nailed it man you nailed it! Chaa gayi kudiyea, Wari jawan ????????? Pehli baar Yash ko itna irritated dekh kr hansi aa rhy h ????????? Sab se ziyada achank wali hansi mujhe Kriti per aayi ??????????????????????????? Damn! Wo uthi kaise like expressions lol ??????????????? Or wo haryanvi language m jo us ne bola h ????????????????????????????????????? basu se hindi kehlwao hee nhi ???? Haryanvi suits her or yash ka dialouge ???? Kal aaye thay papa ??????? basu m thay ??????? You nailed it man! itna humor , m starting m ek sentence kaha krti thy 2016 m lol ??? Tujhe shayd yaad na ho kyun k purana h buht but I think that this dialouge is always applicable ??????? You have not got the humor , Humor has got you! Tujh m humor nhi h, Humor m tu h bhen Aaj m buht hansi hun, Amiii gaal mere aaah ????????????? Gangu teli wale song m i love one thing the most Samjh samajh k lines ???? and Agr m na hota toh concert challenge ??? lol You nailed it man! You are best in every way and creative too , I mean banda itna kaise hansa skta h , tu ne toh hansa hansa kr RIP kr diya ?????????? Bhen let’s leave update and come to you: Ek saal bhen Ek saal hogaya h or aaj bhi wahee charm, wahee? nhi us se ziyada ??? Or Wahee hansi mere chehre per barkarar ????????? You are too best! Flawless! Seriously yaar Seriously! I am always saying mujhe words chayh teri tareef k liyea or mil nhi rahe jab k such toh yeh h k aaj ek saal baad realise ho rha h k words chayh hee nhi teri tareef k liyea, kam ko chor words chayh hee nhi , Teri tareef in shabdon m kya karun Surbhi, Jo lafz aaya wo teri taareef k mukable kuch na tha ? or tareef bhi teri kya karun m , kuch yun kho gayi hun teri writings m k tareef krna bhi ab chotta sa lagta h ? Your writings are always admirable and adorable, they are always filled up with beauty. within every update, I feel like I am into your ff and everything that’s happening around I feel as if it’s reality! This is fiction yet real! Chal buht bakwas kr lee m ne ? Koi butter wutter nhi kr rhy m i don’t like butter so ? I am going kyun k kahan raja bhoj kahan gangu teli ?????? (ek hafte ki kasar h yeh bhen, ek hafte se comment nhi kiya tere ff per lamba toh hoga na) Okay I shall leave ? Hatss off , Husn e jaana tareef mujhe krni hee nhi h ? toh mumkin ho na ho farq nhi padta kyun k ab tareef bhi chotta sa lafz pad gaya h ?
Jugni ek dum mast… ?? Waiting for the wedding…
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The charm of your writing still continues and is driving me crazy and in today’s epi I was almost jumping due to songs and wonderful performances.
Basudha shouted : Mama!!
Priyansh: Dad!!
Gaurab: Baap re baap!!!
Yash smiling naughtily: Haan beta tumhara baap (yes son your father) what were you all doing here.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? O beta Ki.???????? ???????? ???????? ???????????????? ???????? yeh mama toh bada chalu nikla re baba??????????????????????????
Basudha: maro siyappa Mhari mat mari gayi thi je mai thare sath idhar lukan laag ri thi khud te marya hi mrya manney bhi le doobya idiot ib ja kai dobara nahan padega manney??????????????????????????????????????????????????????Ranvi: never mind !!! because she just cursed you (aisaa kun lag raha hai mujha Ki Pragya Ki taak ma aapna Abhi Sa badla liya hai?)
Aab yaad aaya Yash ko holi kun pasaand hai. Kunki uski pehli holi aapna dekhai thi na SOF-KKB Mai. ??.
Best lime in song: Maein Kudi Punjab Di Mera Resham Da Rumaal Ve Zindagi Bhar Bhoolega Na Kar Doongi Vo Haal Ve .
Di songs ka through nok-jhok aapsa best kon explain kar sakta hai. Awesome kya maast taunt marain ha Shreya na Yash ko bichaara Saar umaar nahi bhola Ga.?.
{humko hara sakey wo zamaney me dum nahi humse hai zamana sara is zamaney se hum nahi di yeh kis movie ka dialogue hai ??.}
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Awesome Blossom ghazaal.
Aab ma bul hi dungi.
Kya baat kya baat.
WOW sirf aap hi aisa soch sakta ho aur koi nahi. Mashaala kya ghazaal thi hum khush Hua janab-e-Ali….
Lo issi baat par meri taraf Sa aapko bhi ek dedication:
Shabab pe main
Zara si sharab phekunga
Kisi hasin ki taraf ye
Gulaab phekunga
Parda hai parda hai
Parda hai parda hai
Parda hai parda
Parda hai parda parde ke
Pichhe parda nashin hai
Parda nashin ko be
Parda na kar dun to be parda
Parda nashin ko be
Parda na kar dun to
Akbar mera nam nahin hai
Parda hai parda
Parda hai parda
Parde ke pichhe
Parda nashin hai
Parda nashin ko be
Parda na kar dun to
Akbar mera nam nahin hai
Parda hai parda
Parda hai parda
Main dekhta hoon jidhar
Log bhi udhar dekhen
Kahan thaharati hai
Jakar meri nazar dekhen
Mere khwaabon ki shahazaadi
Main hoon akbar ilahabaadi
Main shayar hun haseeno ka
Main aashiq mahajabinon ka
Tera daaman
Tera daaman
Tera daaman na
Tera daaman na chhoduunga
Main har chilman
Main har chilman ko todunga
Na dar zalim zamaane
Se ada se ya bahane se
Zara apani surat dikha de
Sama khoobsurat bana de
Nahin to tera nam leke
Tujhe koi ilzaam deke
Tujhako is mehfil men
Rusava na kar dun to rusava
Parda nashin ko be
Parda na kar dun to
To to to to to
Akbar mera nam nahin hai
Parda hai parda
Parda hai parda
Parde ke pichhe
Parda nashin hai
Parda nashin ko be
Parda na kar dun to
Akbar mera nam nahin hai
Parda hai parda
Parda hai parda
Khuda ka shukra hai
Chehara nazar to aaya hai
Haya ka rang nigaahon
Pe phir bhi chhaya hai
Kisiki jaan jaati hai kisiko
Sharm aa..sharm aati hai
Kisiki jaan jaati hai
Kisiko sharm aati hai
Koi aansoo bahata hai to
Koi muskurata hai
Satakar is tarah aqsar
Maza lete hain ye dilabar
Haa yahi dastur hai inaka
Sitam mashahur hai inaka
Khafa hoke chehara chhupa le
Magar yaad rakh husn waale
Jo hai aag teri jawani
Meraa pyar hai sard paani
Main tere gusse ko
Thanda na kar dun to
Parda nashin ko be
Parda na kar dun to
To to to to to
Akbar mera nam nahin hai
Parda hai parda
Parda hai parda
Parde ke pichhe
Parda nashin hai
Parda nashin ko be
Parda na kar dun to
Akbar mera nam nahin hai
Parda hai parda
Parda hai parda.
My favi. From your fav movie.?…
Dedicated to the comedy and songs queen ?.
You are mind-blowing di.
Bhagwaan ka banaya Hua aakhri piece Ho ????.