swasan ss ‘DOORIE….Sahi Jaaye Na…'(chapter 1)

Helloooo all of u…Serena here…thanku guys for immense support…I really got lot of comments on intro part….n hoping many more on this chapter…so here goes the first chapter of ‘Doorie…..Sahi jaaye naa…’

It was a pleasant morning….a room was beautifully decorated n a couple was sleeping peacefully with an angelic smile on their face….looking at the room it can be clearly said that the couple is newly married….meanwhile..the Sunrays falls on the girl’s face n she opens her eyes n she see her husband beside her who is sleeping Peacefully taking his life in his embrace…the girl smiled on him..when suddenly the man spoke up.
Man- why r u staring at me like this swara…..(smiling naughtily) meri izzat toh tum kal raat ko hi lut chuki ho…abb kya irada hai…?(u have already taken my virginity last night…now what’s in ur mind)
Swara-haww!! U shameless…now go I won’t see ur face again..(fakely angry)
Sanskaar- areyyyyy! If u won’t see my face then how will ur day go perfect….so come on now look at me baby..
Swara-(surprised by his shamelessness) what? (Now seriously angry) what do u think of urself?
Sanskaar-(innocent look) ur husband!!
Swara-(now more frustrated) I mean what have u think of urself??
Sanskaar-(with attitude) handsome hunk of kolkata !
Swara(also in attitude) in your dreams..
Sanskaar- aye haye! Tum mere sapnon me aana band karogi tabhi to main koi sapna dekhunga. (I will see other dreams only when u will stop coming in my dreams)
Swara-(acting to be angry) what? It means I disturb u in ur dreams….go now I won’t talk to u…
Saying this she went from there…
Sanskaar-(unbelievable look n wide open mouth??)- yaar main toh yaha romance karne ki soch raha tha….yaha toh world war shuru ho gaya..??
Sach kehte…bhagwan ne pehle duniya banai…phir chain se soye…phir bhagwaan be aadmi banaya….phir chain se soye……phir bhagwan me AURAT banai….phir na bhagwan soye naa hi aadmi soya..??
No one can understand these women..seriously…

Sanskaar got fresh n went to dining area n saw her angel serving breakfast…his trance was broker by laksh n dp.
Laksh- arey bhai what r u doing over there…come na…see Bhabhi has breakfast today…
Dp-(in between eating) ya ya sanskaar…come fast or else I will eat everything then u have to eat bread butter…
Sanskaar smiled at his family’s antics n went to the dining table…
Sanskaar passed smile to swara but swara gave him full on attitude look…
It was not gone unnoticed by dp n laksh…n they asked sanskaar slowly..
Dp-(slowly) beta hv u both fought over something?
Sanskaar-(shocked) how do u know papa.
Dp- beta 30 saal se Annapurna naam me aatankvadi ko jhel raha hu….itna toh pata chal hi Chuka hai ki kab kaunsa bomb fodti hair ye biwiyaa.
(Son m tolerating this Annapurna named terrorist since 30 yes…I know very well that when these wives used to blast which bomb)
Sanlak look towards each other than to DP n Spain said in unison- EXPIRIENCE..
Sanskaar- papa but now plz tell me how can I convince her…
Dp- sorry son! But its ur personnel matter…u have to solve it by urself..
Sanskaar gave a look to dp n dp chuckles…then sanskaar looked towards laksh with pleading eyes….n laksh understanding his intentions noded his head in no…
Then sanskaar having no hope leaned to his chair n with painful eyes(in funny way) started to say a poem looking at dp n laksh…..
Khusi me toh sab khaate hai
Jam, butter or toast.
Khusi me toh sab khate hai
Jam butter or toast….
Par Jo musibat me saath de wo hi
Hota hai sabse accha dost..
Laksh who was eating food coughed listening to the hilarious poem by his bro whereas dp who was sipping his coffee , split all his coofee on annapurna’s face n Annapurna was giving him death glare..
Laksh- (giving unbelievable look to sanskaar) bhai u have became mad only after 24 hrs of ur marriage…(turning to dp) dad m going to Himalayas.. M not gonna marry….coz I don’t wanna become insane..
Dp- laksh beta kaash main bhi ye bol pata….(wiping his fake tears) but Jo galti 30 saal pehle ki thi Ab uski sazaa bhugat raha hun….koi baat nhi m proud of u that u r not doing that same mistake as ur bhai n me…
Everyone was looking dp in amusement n ap was fuming in anger…
Ap- (angry) oh! So marrying me was ur mistake..
Dp-(realised what he said) oh god no no ap…I was just joking….don’t take it seriously yaar….
Ap goes from there n dp follows her..
Dp-(following ap) listen ap ..see yaar in process of convincing u I hv become bald in these 30 years..plz don’t be angry on me….see now not even a single hair left on my head….see yaar mere takle ka tablaa ban gaya..Ab toh man jao…??
Sanskaar to himself -(touching his hair) oh god sanskaar agar baalo se pyaar hai toh biwi ko mana le beta..( oh god sanskaar if u love ur hair so go n convince ur wife..)
When the two men were busy in convincing their wife they suddenly heard a lady shouting their name…
Lady- Bhaiya….. Bhabhi….sanskaar….laksh…..
All of them excluding swara- kaveri/ bua..

So here ends the first chapter…sorry for being late n plz give me ur feedbacks..bye..
N yup NATASHA Di oops BHABHI m same Serena..