This idea popped into my mind so thought of writing it down..
Title: Godji? Kya Siyappa hai?!
Shot 1:
(A house is shown.. Small and simple.. Yet clean and diligent.. A woman is shouting.. Let’s see why is she shouting)
Woman(shouts): Shona?! I told you to be at home by 5 and its 6.30! Go and get ready.. People are coming to see you!
(We see a girl in her room laying on bed and listening to songs not caring what her mother is saying?? )
Girl(singing songs): Cause Darling Am a Nightmare dressed like a daydream..
Woman(comes to her room and hits her forehead): Yes you are the biggest nightmare! Go get ready right now
Girl(annoyed face): Maa please..
(Well obvio the girl is Swara and the woman is her mother Sharmishta aka Shomi)
Shomi: Shona, get up.. This is the 12th boy who is coming to see you and i won’t tolerate if you reject him now on your stupid reasons?
Swara: Haww! Maa! They were genuine reasons!
Shomi: Really? What was genuine?
Tell me please
Swara: Okay listen.. The first boy had a pet dog.. And you know i am afraid of dogs so rejected him.. ?The second boy who came was wearing orange colour shirt which i hate the most? The third one wore specs and was looking like a nerd ? The fourth one was too shy.. Hello Ji.. Swara Ji.. Ahh.. Am not old that he was using Ji Ji??So he was also rejected..
(Like this she started telling her stupid reasons)
Shomi(annoyed): Done with your bakbak?
Swara: Hawwwwww!
Shomi: Do your Hawww Shawww later.. Now come wearing this dress.. The boy’s family might be here anytime..
(Shomi left.. But a devilish smile was playing on our princess lips?? Well lets see what she do)
Swara: I will also see how they will accept me?
(After sometime, boy’s family came.. A woman of about Shomi’s age, and the boy was about 25-26..Shomi was sitting and talking with them)
Shomi: Gayatri Ji.. I hope you didn’t face any problem while coming here..
Gayatri(smiles): Nahi Ji.. We had no problem..
Shomi(smiles): What is your name Beta (asks the boy)
Boy(shyly): Aditya
Gayatri: Where is your daughter Ji? Am waiting anxiously
(Swara came wearing a beautiful anarkali suit of blue colour looking beautiful and served them tea.. Shomi who saw this widened her eyes and was shocked as firstly swara was a modern girl and secondly she and household work was something totally impossible)
Shomi(looks at Swara and says in mind): Godji! Ab ye Larki koi Siyappa na kare please ??
Swara(sees Shomi praying to God silently and says in mind): Siyappa toh hone wala hai my dear Mummy Ji??
Swara(serves them tea): Namaste Aunty..
Gayatri: You are looking very pretty Beta..
Swara(smiles): Thank you Aunty (looks at the boy) Hello
Boy(shyly): Hel.. Hello..
Swara(In mind): Why is he shying so much.. Am the girl but he is behaving like he is the girl.. Stupid!?
(Like this they kept talking.. Swara was staring at Aditya but he was shyly smiling and playing with the end of his shirt like girls do with their duppata in nervousness??)
Gayatri(sips the tea and spits and coughs): Yukhhhh!
Shomi: What happened Ji?
Boy(also sips and widened his eyes and tries to jump from his seat but in this process his pant tore?? and he widened his eyes and immediately sits down): Ahhhhhhh!
Swara(innocently): Arey Aunty? Kya hua?
Shomi(gives her a death glare): Gayatri Ji? Are you okay? And Aditya.. You.
(Aditya puts hand on his pant back and makes a crying face)
Gayatri: Shomi Ji.. What type of tea is this.. Salty and so bitter!
Shomi: Sorry sorry.. By mistake Swara must have put it.. She doesn’t do houses hold work much na..
(Gayatri makes an angry face)
Shomi: Here take this, Samosas.. I have made them.. please lijiye na..
Swara(in mind): Yes yea.. Take na .. ?
(Gayatri took samosa and when she takes a bite she coughs vigorously cause it was too spicy.. She immediately drank juice but spit that too as it was spicy.. Aditya .. Well first his pant tore and then Swara let down her small kitten and Aditya was sitting by placing his legs upwards on chair as he was afraid of it and his nose was flowing.. Yukhhhh Chiii?)
Aditya(scared): Shooo Shooo! ?
(But the cute little kitten was still there..Swara turned the fan towards Gayatri side and opened her palm which was having red spice and it went straight into Gayatri’s eyes.. Gayatri stood up and started shouting)
Gayatri: Ahhhhh!! Hayeeee! Oiiiiii!
(Swara went inside and came with a bucket which was having different colours and threw it on Gayatri! And yo! Gayatri stood there all wet drenched in different colours looking no less than a joker? Gayatri starts shouting)
Gayatri(shouts): What the hell Shomi Ji! Did you call to insult us?!
Swara(innocently): Aunty, i was trying to help you!
Gayatri: Help?! You threw colured water on me!!?
Swara: Aunty.. Actually water was not coming and i saw this bucket only so did it..
Shomi: Shut up Shona.. Sorry Gayatri Ji.. Forgive me please
Gayatri: Forgive my foot! Is this the way you behave with guests?! Aditya! Come we are going now
Swara: But Aunty Ji
Gayatri: You toh shut up.. Looks like a sweet girl but a devil! Shomi Ji, if you didnt want to do this alliance then why you called us and insult us so much!
Shomi: No no.. I-
(Gayatri doesn’t listen and went with Aditya who hid his tored pant with his jacket afraidly)
(Shomi looks at Swara angrily ????? and then….. Tom and Jerry?)
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Do tell how it was.. If it wasn’t good enough.. Tell me guys ? More Siyappas coming??